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VaxjoDevil
03-25-2012, 20:52
Nixon was a much better president than his reputation. Much, much better.

Devilsfanatic
03-25-2012, 20:53
The whole situation stinks. It's too bad the kid died, I would have liked to have known the whole story. It sucks.

Dr. Doom
03-25-2012, 20:54
tonight is going to be a late night :(

JimEIV
03-25-2012, 21:01
I going to bring back the Teddy Roosevelt philosophy! I'm a Bull Moose Republican.

VaxjoDevil
03-25-2012, 21:02
There are few things with a better atmosphere than a completely empty concert hall. Isn't that ironic? I can't leave this place to go to bed.

JimEIV
03-25-2012, 21:09
I also like *** very much. Just saying.

Dr. Doom
03-25-2012, 22:11
i hate when you guys all go to sleep early. i'm doing hw and i have nothing to distract me :laugh:

Devilsfanatic
03-25-2012, 22:14
I'm playing SSX and just finished S1 of GoT.

Dr. Doom
03-25-2012, 23:20
i was less productive than i wanted to be today, which means tomorrow is going to be a really long day.

guyincognito
03-25-2012, 23:34
I was making a subtle joke about Gingrich saying this:

"Is the president suggesting that if it had been a white who had been shot, that would be OK because it didnít look like him."

That is pretty dumb. I don't care what party he's in.

Had nothing to do with party politics.

This election is going to be the worst one yet, it's just embarassing.

Dr. Doom
03-25-2012, 23:36
This election is going to be the worst one yet, it's just embarassing.
http://dontgetmestarted-lindasharp.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/23/giant_douche_turd.jpg

Dr. Doom
03-25-2012, 23:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Il7FT4p2jqE
Episode 1 is my reward for making it through the next week.

selyar
03-26-2012, 04:53
OMG i just had 85 heart attacks all at once.

i use mint.com to track my spending and keep a budget and it just told me there's $24 in the wedding account.

it's wrong. thank GOD.

whew.

vonbonds
03-26-2012, 06:01
I think my allergies have turned into a Spring cold.

JimEIV
03-26-2012, 07:42
Game of Moans...It's the adult version.

selyar
03-26-2012, 08:10
omg, i've been begging my SWE section leadership to do something for me for like a month now. Ladies. seriously.. its like 1 hour of your time. I'm tired of begging you to review a stupid power point!

i understand we're all busy. but really? you're going to let me beg you over and over and over again for a month to do something?

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Krinkle
03-26-2012, 08:15
This election is going to be the worst one yet, it's just embarassing.

If by worst you mean completely fuckin hilarious and awesome then yes.

I really hope Rick Santorum wins the GOP nod, it's not going to happen, but it may. The venom that spews from his mouth is just pure lunacy, and the more Santorum stickers I see on the road will make me feel better b/c that's a clear warning sign to steer far away from those nutjobs.

Romney is going to win the nod though, which will be good just to dig up old clips of him talking about **** and playing it next to **** he says today.

Dr. Doom
03-26-2012, 08:18
Game of Moans...It's the adult version.
you don't need to make an adult version, there's plenty of banging going on in the books.

omg, i've been begging my SWE section leadership to do something for me for like a month now. Ladies. seriously.. its like 1 hour of your time. I'm tired of begging you to review a stupid power point!

i understand we're all busy. but really? you're going to let me beg you over and over and over again for a month to do something?

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
women. lolz.

selyar
03-26-2012, 08:23
women. lolz.

these are supposed to be the intelligent level headed engineering kind of women. they shouldn't give me this much grief.

Dr. Doom
03-26-2012, 08:30
these are supposed to be the intelligent level headed engineering kind of women. they shouldn't give me this much grief.
when it comes down to it, they are still women :laugh:

my favorite is when a girl (yes, because the ones i talk to aren't mature enough) tells me they aren't like other girls. it just means she is going to try to hide it until the floodgates explode :laugh:

vonbonds
03-26-2012, 08:42
If by worst you mean completely fuckin hilarious and awesome then yes.

I really hope Rick Santorum wins the GOP nod, it's not going to happen, but it may. The venom that spews from his mouth is just pure lunacy, and the more Santorum stickers I see on the road will make me feel better b/c that's a clear warning sign to steer far away from those nutjobs.

Romney is going to win the nod though, which will be good just to dig up old clips of him talking about **** and playing it next to **** he says today.

I am moving my family to New Zealand or Australia (tongue in cheek..for now) if we keep this up with our politics. Our country is a fucking joke and if we don't elect (or have qualified people to elect) people with the proper business acumen then we are in for a very dark period ahead of us. I don't like Obama and I don't like the **** the republicans have put up right now. Newt is probably the best person for the job of the people running now and he is a loon too.

I have no clue if this ship will ever be righted...or righted enough. It is as if our only hope is to wait out the next 25-50 years for the global economy to equalize to a point where there won't be an <insert country here> "stealing our jobs" with qualified people willing to work at pennies on the dollar of a comparable 'Merican.

Check out this interactive map showing general government debt as a percentage of GDP by country using IMF data from 2010...
http://chartsbin.com/view/2108

My favorite is Iceland...awesome job by their financial wizards to totally **** that place up. I saw a documentary on that a few months ago, interesting stuff.

vonbonds
03-26-2012, 08:43
when it comes down to it, they are still women :laugh:

my favorite is when a girl (yes, because the ones i talk to aren't mature enough) tells me they aren't like other girls. it just means she is going to try to hide it until the floodgates explode :laugh:

She is your best friend here trying to get you a job....what are you doing young man?!?!?!...LOL.

Dr. Doom
03-26-2012, 09:37
I never said men were perfect haha. I do my fair share of stupid ****.

selyar
03-26-2012, 09:42
when it comes down to it, they are still women :laugh:

my favorite is when a girl (yes, because the ones i talk to aren't mature enough) tells me they aren't like other girls. it just means she is going to try to hide it until the floodgates explode :laugh:

but i am not like other girls! hahaha

usually.



She is your best friend here trying to get you a job....what are you doing young man?!?!?!...LOL.

haha i'm running out of options for him. hopefully this career fair this week is good for both of us


I never said men were perfect haha. I do my fair share of stupid ****.

amen.

JimEIV
03-26-2012, 09:49
Qualified people do not want to run for political office in this country.
and who can blame them? Ridiculous and unjustifiable scrutiny of every aspect of your life or millions in the private sector?

It seems a rather simple choice.

onefatsurfer
03-26-2012, 10:32
3 more weeks of wearing glasses, then I am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

selyar
03-26-2012, 10:48
if anyone has good pranks to play on a fairly blind person (ie. OFS without his glasses) PM them to me. i only have 3 weeks before he'll be able to see clearly all the time.

JimEIV
03-26-2012, 10:52
OFS,

This article might interest you.

http://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-gear/Insane-in-the-Membrane.html

onefatsurfer
03-26-2012, 11:05
That's very interesting. Seems a lot like the tactics Intel used on PC manufacturers.

Re: the gear, I've heard a lot of great things about eVent, and one of the coolest things I've seen are the eVent compression sacks. They're waterproof stuff sacks that work just like the big bulky dry-bags, but they're really thin and light and you can compress them down and the air will come out through the pores in the fabric, essentially making them like a normal compression bag. One of those is on my list of things to get for my new quilt.

Getzo5
03-26-2012, 11:32
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/554547_399581096719410_100000025692199_1605263_527 559690_n.jpg

Seriously guys? Get a life. lol

Dr. Doom
03-26-2012, 12:11
haha i'm running out of options for him. hopefully this career fair this week is good for both of us

thanks for trying. it's tough out there, i'm sure you're well aware of it.

i got an email this morning from URS saying the listings were closed. all i could think of was "if only i knew someone that works there that told me you guys are laying a bunch of people off" haha.

selyar
03-26-2012, 12:15
thanks for trying. it's tough out there, i'm sure you're well aware of it.

i got an email this morning from URS saying the listings were closed. all i could think of was "if only i knew someone that works there that told me you guys are laying a bunch of people off" haha.

lol. yeaaah. i wouldn't bother with them anymore. lol.

on a lighter note, i have a phone interview tonight

Dr. Doom
03-26-2012, 12:16
nice. i haven't even had that :(

selyar
03-26-2012, 12:17
i'm not sure i want this job, but we'll see. its the same one that had me fill out that silly application online asking about my mechanical aptitude.

Dr. Doom
03-26-2012, 12:25
i'll take it if you don't want it :laugh:

selyar
03-26-2012, 12:45
haha i'm pretty sure it was a 3-5 years experience situation. i also think it's more sales than engineering

Dr. Doom
03-26-2012, 13:06
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/internet-memes-baller-id.jpg

JimEIV
03-26-2012, 13:20
I need a nap.

onefatsurfer
03-26-2012, 13:20
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/internet-memes-baller-id.jpg

haha dog nuts all over her face

VaxjoDevil
03-26-2012, 13:24
This election is going to be the worst one yet, it's just embarassing.

Yeah. When the rednecks get going with their frustration of a black muslim socialist president, and the Super Pacs feed into it...It will be something.

JimEIV
03-26-2012, 13:56
There are like 3 people that give a **** that he is black. He couldn't have gotten elected in the first place without a white southern vote....

Nobody cares, only liberals who want to make it an issue do.

The bigger issue is one of the worst post war economies in our history.
Rednecks didn't do that.

VaxjoDevil
03-26-2012, 14:12
There are like 3 people that give a **** that he is black. He couldn't have gotten elected in the first place without a white southern vote....

Nobody cares, only liberals who want to make it an issue do.

The bigger issue is one of the worst post war economies in our history.
Rednecks didn't do that.

To quote a wise man on this forum: I would love to live in your world, I really would.

In Alabama, Obama received half the white votes John Kerry did, ending with just 10% of that group. In Mississippi, he received 11%. In Louisiana, where Kerry got a quarter of white voters' ballots, Obama was down to 14%.

onefatsurfer
03-26-2012, 14:16
peace out fools!

VaxjoDevil
03-26-2012, 14:20
It's all OK. We like each other, even though he dislikes my political views, and vice versa. It's fully possible, haha.

VaxjoDevil
03-26-2012, 14:33
Figure Skating Worlds are starting in a couple of days. Looking forward to that.

JimEIV
03-26-2012, 14:35
I only watch figure skating for the crotch shots.

Dr. Doom
03-26-2012, 14:40
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1iaboIwfT1r3vi9do1_500.gif

VaxjoDevil
03-26-2012, 14:41
Yeah, those are awesome.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/autobahn/olympics-KimYu-Nasouthkorea.jpg

VaxjoDevil
03-26-2012, 14:43
Nothing, nothing, nothing is more boring than writing a grant application.

JimEIV
03-26-2012, 15:53
Speaking of politics ....


Keep this crown jewel the way it was meant to be. This year will be the seminal moment of this battle. If it is lost, it will be lost forever.

http://www.tu.org/alaska


http://www.tu.org/conservation/alaska/save-bristol-bay

JimEIV
03-26-2012, 16:04
http://www.capwiz.com/savebristolbay/issues/alert/?alertid=52272506

vonbonds
03-26-2012, 16:08
My former work buddy is a board member for the MD chapter of Trout Unlimited. No idea what that means.

Dr. Doom
03-26-2012, 16:08
i'm so fucking close to getting the answer to this question, but it won't work :banghead:

it's like i forgot how to do math. that's the only explanation to why i can't get the answer.

VaxjoDevil
03-26-2012, 16:09
EPA should just go in and put a protection under the clean water act or what it's called. Give it to them, big government style.

JimEIV
03-26-2012, 16:19
My former work buddy is a board member for the MD chapter of Trout Unlimited. No idea what that means.

It means a lot. Seriously. It means he has probably spent a significant portion of his personal time fighting and protect our freshwater fisheries.

JimEIV
03-26-2012, 16:24
EPA should just go in and put a protection under the clean water act or what it's called. Give it to them, big government style.

"Big government" ? It's only big government when they are taking and redistributing wealth. But that land is all of ours and requires no theivery from peter to pay Paul to protect. It is simply a matter of conserving our wild places.

VaxjoDevil
03-26-2012, 16:32
That's your definition of big government. Many alaskans would say it's big government to have a federal agency tell them what to do. And I think it's big government to tell people who can marry. We all have different definitions.

VaxjoDevil
03-26-2012, 16:37
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/25/newt-gingrich-epa-should-_n_813873.html

Dr. Doom
03-26-2012, 16:43
i'm so fucking pissed about my hw right now. it turns out that i was doing it right the first time, but because of the way the book writes the example i had my order of operations wrong. how the **** do you not use parentheses if you do 1- ln(Mo/Mf)/(Mo/Mf - 1). I thought it was (1 - ln(Mo/Mf))/(Mo/Mf - 1), when in reality it is 1- [ln(Mo/Mf)/(Mo/Mf - 1)]. Then when I talked to my professor today and I told him that I tried doing it like the example in the book and he told me some backass way of doing it. So, I try his way for a couple of hours today and it still isn't working. I call someone in my class and he said he did it like the example in the book and it worked. I go back and try it again and it works. HOURS spent on this problem and in seconds it works.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/578/1234931504682.jpg

selyar
03-26-2012, 16:49
I know that feel. I have a cupcake here for you

Lord Ned Stark
03-26-2012, 16:51
rainman could count cards
and he was a ruhtard

VaxjoDevil
03-26-2012, 16:54
This is not going well, i'm just gonna try to sleep instead.

Dr. Doom
03-26-2012, 16:54
Can you bring it to the job fair? haha

I'm still in awe over the amount of time I wasted going nowhere with that problem. It's laughable. Now I still have another question to do that is ridiculous and was giving me problems last night. Hopefully my professor guided me in the right direction instead of the previous question.

Lord Ned Stark
03-26-2012, 17:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GGA1a4nyVs

Lord Ned Stark
03-26-2012, 17:49
**** yea.. first hour or so goes by of the fantasy hockey championship and already a stamkos ppg.

not having howard is going to fuckin kill me though.

jkrdevil
03-26-2012, 17:53
So apparently on the Knicks telecast our favorite Al Trautwig said that Amare had a "bulging ****"

Lord Ned Stark
03-26-2012, 18:11
So apparently on the Knicks telecast our favorite Al Trautwig said that Amare had a "bulging ****"

hahaha what

Dr. Doom
03-26-2012, 18:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXbKNiL_hag

jkrdevil
03-26-2012, 18:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXbKNiL_hag

He made it worse by correcting himself. just pointed out the flub

Clarkson Falls Down
03-26-2012, 19:25
Korean Devils is even asking dumbass questions in our baseball draft. I can't escape him.

Dr. Doom
03-26-2012, 20:01
Part of me wants to go to McDonalds to get something to eat, but the other part of me knows it's bad for me and wants to save money.

What do I do?

Dr. Doom
03-26-2012, 20:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl2e_KYT7Ts

vonbonds
03-26-2012, 20:28
Part of me wants to go to McDonalds to get something to eat, but the other part of me knows it's bad for me and wants to save money.

What do I do?

Masterbate? :dunno:

Dr. Doom
03-26-2012, 20:39
i should be studying but i don't want to

vonbonds
03-26-2012, 20:48
i should be studying but i don't want to

I am in a hotel in Harrisburg but I don't want to be here either..lol.

Krinkle
03-26-2012, 20:52
I am moving my family to New Zealand or Australia (tongue in cheek..for now) if we keep this up with our politics. Our country is a fucking joke and if we don't elect (or have qualified people to elect) people with the proper business acumen then we are in for a very dark period ahead of us. I don't like Obama and I don't like the **** the republicans have put up right now. Newt is probably the best person for the job of the people running now and he is a loon too.

I have no clue if this ship will ever be righted...or righted enough. It is as if our only hope is to wait out the next 25-50 years for the global economy to equalize to a point where there won't be an <insert country here> "stealing our jobs" with qualified people willing to work at pennies on the dollar of a comparable 'Merican.

Check out this interactive map showing general government debt as a percentage of GDP by country using IMF data from 2010...
http://chartsbin.com/view/2108

My favorite is Iceland...awesome job by their financial wizards to totally **** that place up. I saw a documentary on that a few months ago, interesting stuff.

Two problems we have:

1. Us vs them. That's all it is, it's like two kids fighting over a fucking Tonka Truck in the school yard. It's not what idea you as a candidate may posses, it's what idea the other guy has that you can attack. Even if you had that same idea 3 days ago or will have that same idea 3 days from now.

2. As Douglas Adams once pointed out, anyone who wants to run for office, should be automatically disqualified from the running simply because they want to hold that post. For two reasons - one, anyone who wants to spend that kind of money and time to have a job that pays so little for so much pain, must be up to something, and two..



Qualified people do not want to run for political office in this country.
and who can blame them? Ridiculous and unjustifiable scrutiny of every aspect of your life or millions in the private sector?

It seems a rather simple choice.

However, you can make a KILLING if you are a Senator, Rep, whatever, and then go into the "political consulting" business. Ala Newt, though he denies that up and down because it kills his whole "I'm not a Washington Insider" thing. Which is almost as funny as Mitt Romney's, "I'm just like you, you like baseball right? My friends all own baseball teams!"


Yeah. When the rednecks get going with their frustration of a black muslim socialist president, and the Super Pacs feed into it...It will be something.

This goes into the Us Vs Them mentality. One side will find anything, ANYTHING, to attack the other for, even make **** up. **** look at LBJ, didn't he call a guy a chicken fucker once? Just so the guy would deny that he in fact, fucked chickens. Just by the guy acknowledging the slight possibility that his **** penetrated a chicken once - that's a win - now any doubter will say, "Well that guy has a sound energy policy, but man can we trust a guy who said the words "I" and "****" and "chickens" in the same sentence? Yeah there was a "don't" in there, but hey, he's a politician, he could be lying to save face!

It's the same **** with this Obama nonsense. Attack him for his liberal philosophy sure. But this born in Kenya, secret Muslim, closet socialist/fascist/communist (which is it, it can only be one), makes no sense other than the LBJ chicken fucker angle.



There are like 3 people that give a **** that he is black. He couldn't have gotten elected in the first place without a white southern vote....

Nobody cares, only liberals who want to make it an issue do.

The bigger issue is one of the worst post war economies in our history.
Rednecks didn't do that.

The war's over? Really? Then why did I just read a front page article about a whole platoon of NJ Guardsman being sent off to Texas to train for a whole fucking year in Afghanistan? We've been at war since well before he took office, we'll be at war for well after he leaves office, be it in 2013 or 2017, unfortunately. Rednecks don't have **** to do with that, neither does he - we're in up to our eyeballs over there, it's not ending soon. And this aint the pull yourselves up by your bootstraps let's make 20 billion of everything and outnumber the enemy war(the kind that really boosts an economy). This is a long, depressing, grind it out, ruin countless lives war (the kind that doesnt)

And sadly, in 2012, plenty of people care that Obama is black - it really is a shame how little we've advanced as a species, let alone a country at this point.

Devilsfanatic
03-26-2012, 20:54
Watched three movies in theater today. Hunger Games, 21 Jump Street and John Carter. Great fun, all of them and all unique. Jump Street was my favorite.

ILikeItVeryMuch
03-26-2012, 21:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gwLXZ970L8

Krinkle
03-26-2012, 21:09
Watched three movies in theater today. Hunger Games, 21 Jump Street and John Carter. Great fun, all of them and all unique. Jump Street was my favorite.

you've seen more movies in the theater in one day, than I have in 5 years

Last three movies I've seen in a theater:

Wall-E
Inland Empire
Beerfest

Devilsfanatic
03-26-2012, 21:12
you've seen more movies in the theater in one day, than I have in 5 years

Last three movies I've seen in a theater:

Wall-E
Inland Empire
Beerfest

I haven't been to the theaters in a bit, and there were movies I wanted to see. We had two for one coupons and took full advantage. I had a blast, but then, I love movies.

Krinkle
03-26-2012, 21:16
I haven't been to the theaters in a bit, and there were movies I wanted to see. We had two for one coupons and took full advantage. I had a blast, but then, I love movies.

I love movies too, but there's very few worthy of the theater experience these days. Yeah Beerfest isn't exactly a cinematic triumph, but when there's a liquor store in the same complex as the theater, it is.

I did want to go see Rum Diary, but sadly it bombed and wasn't around long enough for me to hunt it down. That may be a good candidate for the first one once I get my badass HDTV set up going.

Dr. Doom
03-26-2012, 21:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gwLXZ970L8
such a great movie. very rarely do i not mind paying to watch a movie.


i ended up getting mcdonalds. present me is happy because i was hungry. we'll see how future me feels in the morning.

Devilsfanatic
03-26-2012, 21:27
I love movies too, but there's very few worthy of the theater experience these days. Yeah Beerfest isn't exactly a cinematic triumph, but when there's a liquor store in the same complex as the theater, it is.

I did want to go see Rum Diary, but sadly it bombed and wasn't around long enough for me to hunt it down. That may be a good candidate for the first one once I get my badass HDTV set up going.

I just go to have fun, which is exactly what I did. It's all mindless stuff. I really enjoyed all, especially the costumes on John Carter

http://www.nextmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/LynnCollinsJohnCarterDress220.jpg

I had a partial chub.

Dr. Doom
03-26-2012, 21:28
the girl on the left is making a face like someone just farted

VaxjoDevil
03-26-2012, 21:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKAevl6hrQk

Great documentary.

selyar
03-27-2012, 06:41
i have to laugh altitle bit. OFS and I were just talking about ways we can get more credit card points by putting our wedding reception on our double points on dining card. we're slightly ridiculous.

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 07:07
why is it cold outside again? i was so used to the warm weather

selyar
03-27-2012, 07:12
why is it cold outside again? i was so used to the warm weather

yeah really i'm totally not ok with it. bring back spring!

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 07:14
that feel when your professor reminds you there is an exam next week

onefatsurfer
03-27-2012, 07:20
i have to laugh altitle bit. OFS and I were just talking about ways we can get more credit card points by putting our wedding reception on our double points on dining card. we're slightly ridiculous.

Ideal breakdown is this:
This payment - on the Sapphire card, 2x points for dining
next payment - $1500 on my Freedom card, $1500 on your Freedom card, the rest on the Sapphire card. Freedom gets 5% bonus for restaurants in July-September, up to $1500. The rest of the payment on the Sapphire card for 2x points for dining.

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 07:21
That awkward moment when you walk into a room holding hands with a girl and her ex-bf is in there too.

onefatsurfer
03-27-2012, 07:23
That awkward moment when you walk into a room holding hands with a girl and her ex-bf is in there too.

can be solved by simply sticking your tongue out at him

selyar
03-27-2012, 07:24
That awkward moment when you walk into a room holding hands with a girl and her ex-bf is in there too.

i can top that. OFS wanted to invite my ex to our wedding.

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 07:28
Is he coming? That's mean if they're unwed, but if that person is married, it ain't so bad.

selyar
03-27-2012, 07:28
i took him off the list. he's engaged, won't be married by that time, but its not like we hang out ever. it would just be weird.

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 07:31
I haven't stayed friends with any of my exes, so, none of them bitches will be at my fictional wedding.

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 07:37
I haven't stayed friends with any of my exes, so, none of them bitches will be at my fictional wedding.
i like how you added fictional

onefatsurfer
03-27-2012, 07:37
i don't really talk to him much anymore anyway. he was on the preliminary (gigantic) list

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 07:41
i don't really talk to him much anymore anyway. he was on the preliminary (gigantic) list

Wait, so you were friends with him too? In the words of Jack Edwards: HAHAHAHAHA


i like how you added fictional

At this point, I really don't think it's going to happen for me. That's OK too, some people just don't find anyone and to be honest, I'd be OK with that too.

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 07:43
At this point, I really don't think it's going to happen for me. That's OK too, some people just don't find anyone and to be honest, I'd be OK with that too.
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg
you're still pretty young

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 07:47
Will be 28, so yeah, not the end of the world, but I'm not marrying material. Not until I'm the next Steven Cangialosi.

onefatsurfer
03-27-2012, 07:47
Wait, so you were friends with him too? In the words of Jack Edwards: HAHAHAHAHA

selyar and I dated in HS. Then she dated a gay dude. I didn't talk to her(hated her, actually). Then she dated my friend Pete. I started talking to her again around this time(a few years of hate after we dated in HS). Then she broke up with Pete and we got together again.

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 07:47
the worst part of going to nj (again) for the weekend is that it is so hard to shop for food. buying anything that goes bad is pointless because i won't be around for about 3.5 days.

selyar
03-27-2012, 07:48
Wait, so you were friends with him too? In the words of Jack Edwards: HAHAHAHAHA



At this point, I really don't think it's going to happen for me. That's OK too, some people just don't find anyone and to be honest, I'd be OK with that too.


selyar and I dated in HS. Then she dated a gay dude. I didn't talk to her(hated her, actually). Then she dated my friend Pete. I started talking to her again around this time(a few years of hate after we dated in HS). Then she broke up with Pete and we got together again.



yes he was actually friends with him first, and thats how i met him. Years after OFS and I broke up from our first relationship I dated the guy for a few (i guess like 7?) months. it wasn't terribly serious because he was away at penn state, and I was still in Jersey. kinda sucks now though because we broke up, and now we don't really talk and he was a good friend. there's no bad blood. i could honestly see us all being friends again, but he moved away, and we all just drifted apart.

he makes it sound like i broke up with Pete to be with him, which isn't the case. there was like a year between the relationships.

and i didn't date a gay dude! god. give it a rest. lol


and DF don't be so hard on yourself. who cares that you're 28? just relax, enjoy what's going on in your life right now.

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 07:51
I killed everyone my wife went out with before me. Kind of like a lion taking over a pride. Eat the babies and kill the rivals.

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 07:52
He was just trying to make his pimp hand seem strong. I get it, it's needed. Not everyone can be a girl stealer like me though.

So you can love and hate before loving again and get married huh? Well, maybe I should call the girl I reminisce about and try and rekindle it. But I made a vow to go a year without talking to her at all, and I plan to stick to that. I'll do it in August, maybe.

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 07:53
You just need to find a sugar momma.

selyar
03-27-2012, 07:55
He was just trying to make his pimp hand seem strong. I get it, it's needed. Not everyone can be a girl stealer like me though.

So you can love and hate before loving again and get married huh? Well, maybe I should call the girl I reminisce about and try and rekindle it. But I made a vow to go a year without talking to her at all, and I plan to stick to that. I'll do it in August, maybe.

it worked for us and he threw darts at my picture in college.. took a long time though. i would wait on calling. what actually got us speaking to each other again was a complete and total accident.

and our first relationship was in high school, so there was some seriously maturing going on inbetween

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 07:57
Obviously it takes a long time, it's not a quick fix. Just didn't think it was possible, when it comes to me, when it's over it's over.

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 08:00
Obviously it takes a long time, it's not a quick fix. Just didn't think it was possible, when it comes to me, when it's over it's over.
I've learned from my own and friend's experiences that burning bridges isn't a good thing. You never know what will happen in the future or where you will be.

Cheesy quote incoming "there's a fine line between love and hate" :laugh:

onefatsurfer
03-27-2012, 08:00
yes he was actually friends with him first, and thats how i met him. Years after OFS and I broke up from our first relationship I dated the guy for a few (i guess like 7?) months. it wasn't terribly serious because he was away at penn state, and I was still in Jersey. kinda sucks now though because we broke up, and now we don't really talk and he was a good friend. there's no bad blood. i could honestly see us all being friends again, but he moved away, and we all just drifted apart.

he makes it sound like i broke up with Pete to be with him, which isn't the case. there was like a year between the relationships.

and i didn't date a gay dude! god. give it a rest. lol


and DF don't be so hard on yourself. who cares that you're 28? just relax, enjoy what's going on in your life right now.

he was gay.


He was just trying to make his pimp hand seem strong. I get it, it's needed. Not everyone can be a girl stealer like me though.

So you can love and hate before loving again and get married huh? Well, maybe I should call the girl I reminisce about and try and rekindle it. But I made a vow to go a year without talking to her at all, and I plan to stick to that. I'll do it in August, maybe.
You gotta get completely over her. There is no relationship with her. selyar and I were completely different people when we got back together.

onefatsurfer
03-27-2012, 08:01
I've learned from my own and friend's experiences that burning bridges isn't a good thing. You never know what will happen in the future or where you will be.

Cheesy quote incoming "there's a fine line between love and hate" :laugh:
burning bridges with an ex you really care about is a good thing. torch that ************. you'll never move on if there's always that possibility of getting back together with her

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 08:02
Im trying to go tobacco free and I literally feel like breaking something.

selyar
03-27-2012, 08:03
I've learned from my own and friend's experiences that burning bridges isn't a good thing. You never know what will happen in the future or where you will be.

Cheesy quote incoming "there's a fine line between love and hate" :laugh:

Cheesy but true!

you know what the worst part about getting back together was? facing his family. specifically his mom and his brothers. i was the one that ended it in high school, so i was the bad guy and i was terrified of facing his family again. especially after his one brother ripped me a new one over AIM after the break up. he's now the best man in our wedding.

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 08:03
burning bridges with an ex you really care about is a good thing. torch that ************. you'll never move on if there's always that possibility of getting back together with her
yet you are will selyar

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 08:03
I am, I've dated many girls since then, haha. And I say I'll call her, but I probably never will. Must hit on good looking waitress some more. She always seems to interject into our conversations. She's also 35, but doesn't look like she is, and she has a fantastic *** hahaha.

Oh I burned the bridge, and then pissed on the ashes, don't worry about that.

selyar
03-27-2012, 08:04
Im trying to go tobacco free and I literally feel like breaking something.

stay strong.

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 08:04
Im trying to go tobacco free and I literally feel like breaking something.
I'm so happy I never got into smoking cigs.

I am, I've dated many girls since then, haha. And I say I'll call her, but I probably never will. Must hit on good looking waitress some more. She always seems to interject into our conversations. She's also 35, but doesn't look like she is, and she has a fantastic *** hahaha.

Oh I burned the bridge, and then pissed on the ashes, don't worry about that.
Ask her out on a date.

selyar
03-27-2012, 08:05
yet you are will selyar

we built a new one.

that old one got torched.

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 08:07
Smokeless tobacco is what I like most. Swedish Snus.

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 08:08
I'm so happy I never got into smoking cigs.

Ask her out on a date.

She might be off-put by the age thing, or like me, just cares about the lay :laugh:

And Jim, check out Allen Carr. My friend attended his seminar and with that help and his gf who attended with him, he's been smoke free for one year and he's proud of it, so am I. And this dude was a chain smoker, like, big time, two packs a day or more sometimes.

Tao Jones
03-27-2012, 08:11
Have you tried acupuntcure Jim?

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 09:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oVqqD0YFq4

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 09:44
Have you tried acupuntcure Jim?

I got my ear pierced when was 15. Does that count?

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 09:47
Yeah, it counts as being:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6bb21HIgPY

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 09:48
Whatever. It was the 80's

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 09:50
My hair was so long you couldn't even see it.

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 09:52
I should grow my hair again.

onefatsurfer
03-27-2012, 09:53
I got my eyebrow pierced in 2008. Then I got drunk and ripped it a few months later, and it got infected and my body rejected the piercing. I still have the scar. True story.

VaxjoDevil
03-27-2012, 09:56
Ear piercing is a symbol of vagina.

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 09:58
Ear piercing is a symbol of vagina.

Then I should get my tongue pierced I suppose?

VaxjoDevil
03-27-2012, 09:58
Then I should get my tongue pierced I suppose?

Hm. This joke is somehow above my intelligence. Not sure I get it.

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 10:01
You understood it was joke and that is all that matters :)

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 10:02
Whatever. It was the 80's

Yeah the 80's were super gay. Vibrant colors, earrings and long hair?

Tao Jones
03-27-2012, 10:05
I got my ear pierced when was 15. Does that count?

Auricular therapy, very good.

Acupuncture helped Eric and Brett Lindros and Paul Kariya.

Not sure why more NHL players aren't trying it.

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 10:06
Yeah the 80's were super gay. Vibrant colors, earrings and long hair?

The 80's were awesome. Happy. Full of possibility...Just look at the music, clothes and pop culture. Everyone has been depressed, dark and gloomy for the past two decades.

I blame Kurt Cobain.

Tao Jones
03-27-2012, 10:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbpHzC9SkuQ

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 10:09
Don't let her stop smoking!!!! She'll get fat.

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 10:10
Auricular therapy, very good.

Acupuncture helped Eric and Brett Lindros and Paul Kariya.Not sure why more NHL players aren't trying it.

All of their careers ended prematurely due to concussions??? What did it help with?

Tao Jones
03-27-2012, 10:14
All of their careers ended prematurely do to concussions??? What did it help with?

Kariya missed the last 28 games that season and didn't begin to feel right until two months later, when he began a series of acupuncture treatments to help ease the pain in his neck and head. Kariya began the acupuncture treatments at Eric Lindros' suggestion.

http://www.sirc.ca/newsletters/november05/feat4.cfm

No gay in the Lightning Rain Cave:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=374zajp1gXs&feature=related

VaxjoDevil
03-27-2012, 10:17
Acupuncture is now pretty solidly accepted as good stuff, even among regular doctors, as I understand it.

Tao Jones
03-27-2012, 10:22
Traditional Chinese Medicine's weakest link is that it requires the patient to believe it will work to be effective.

Once that bridge has been crossed it can be amazing.

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 10:23
Just got the form letter from Senator Menedez.

Dear :

Thank you for contacting me to express your concern with the development of Pebble Mine in Alaska. Your opinion is very important to me, and I appreciate the opportunity to respond to you about this important issue.

As you know, Pebble Mine is a proposed mining project in the Bristol Bay region of Alaska. This project is currently under review by the EPA, but many have expressed concerns about the project's impacts on the salmon fishing industry. As your Senator, I believe creating economic growth and creating jobs means balancing competing economic interests in the use of land and also preserving resources for future generations. Please rest assured that I will keep your views in mind as I continue to monitor the events in Bristol Bay.

Again, thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. Please do not hesitate to contact me if I can be of further assistance. I invite you to visit my website ( http://menendez.senate.gov ) to learn more about how I am standing up for New Jersey families in the United States Senate.


Geee Thanks Sir....I wonder if he cross-referenced my name to a donor list?

VaxjoDevil
03-27-2012, 10:29
Just got the form letter from Senator Menedez.

Dear :

Thank you for contacting me to express your concern with the development of Pebble Mine in Alaska. Your opinion is very important to me, and I appreciate the opportunity to respond to you about this important issue.

As you know, Pebble Mine is a proposed mining project in the Bristol Bay region of Alaska. This project is currently under review by the EPA, but many have expressed concerns about the project's impacts on the salmon fishing industry. As your Senator, I believe creating economic growth and creating jobs means balancing competing economic interests in the use of land and also preserving resources for future generations. Please rest assured that I will keep your views in mind as I continue to monitor the events in Bristol Bay.

Again, thank you for sharing your thoughts with me. Please do not hesitate to contact me if I can be of further assistance. I invite you to visit my website ( http://menendez.senate.gov ) to learn more about how I am standing up for New Jersey families in the United States Senate.


Geee Thanks Sir....I wonder if he cross-referenced my name to a donor list?

A lesson in how to say absolutely nothing.

onefatsurfer
03-27-2012, 10:37
yeah, that's a load of horseshit

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 10:37
A lesson in how to say absolutely nothing.

Him and Lou probably have the same guy.

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 10:38
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/374053_403533592990984_131574913520188_1567514_181 1425860_n.jpg

hahaha, offense intended.

VaxjoDevil
03-27-2012, 10:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpjm47cXrbE&feature=related

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 10:44
I knew exactly what that was even though the thumbnail was blurred. The Outthere Brothers. They're something else:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWjsvYXM9RU

And don't stop, wiggle wiggle.

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 11:10
https://vimeo.com/39282588

A little something I put together. Enjoy!

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 11:46
A lesson in how to say absolutely nothing.

Oh I don't mind. I think it is cool that they even make the effort to shoot out the email.

But this line kind of irked me..."but many have expressed concerns about the project's impacts on the salmon fishing industry."

It kind of dumb down the entire issue. It is not just about the salmon, It is about the native tribes, the fishermen, the water and the land, the pristine wilderness that they want to drill a 20X20 Mile hole into.

Seriously, if this is not worth protecting nothing is...

Funny thing is no one is against mining in the area. But the size and scope of this operation as proposed by the company will be the WORLDS largest open pit mine and requiring Millions gallons of water a year for their processing.

If somehow mining these resources could be done in an incremental and less invasive approach to the overall surroundings no one would care. But this proposal is scary bad.

This is what they did in Utah. And the Alaska Proposal is way bigger

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/JimEIV/pitmine-1.jpg

onefatsurfer
03-27-2012, 12:08
There is no way they can do that large of an operation and not have detrimental effects to the environment. They have to meet certain standards, I'm sure, but when you're dumping THAT MUCH slightly contaminated/silted/whatever'ed water into the river, it's going to cause problems.

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 12:29
In a high seismic area no less.

selyar
03-27-2012, 12:42
In a high seismic area no less.

http://www.scchealth.org/docs/ems/images/newmadridmap.jpg

see the red spot over western tennessee?

yeah thats where we put a power plant. quite possibly the worst location east of the mississippi.

onefatsurfer
03-27-2012, 12:51
So, I'm going to Vegas this weekend. The #1 thing I want to do while there is shoot a rocket launcher. I found one place that does it, but it costs $15,000 (the cost of re-building their shooting range) and you need a 6-month background check. :(

Guess I'll have to do that in Alabama or something

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 12:54
Is it the Oakridge nuclear power plant?

selyar
03-27-2012, 12:55
So, I'm going to Vegas this weekend. The #1 thing I want to do while there is shoot a rocket launcher. I found one place that does it, but it costs $15,000 (the cost of re-building their shooting range) and you need a 6-month background check. :(

Guess I'll have to do that in Alabama or something

honestly, i don't know where you come up with this stuff.

you can't just go shoot guns, you want to shoot a rocket launcher.

rules: you have come home alive, in one piece, without a disease, and unmarried

selyar
03-27-2012, 12:56
Is it the Oakridge nuclear power plant?

nope. Lagoon Creek

http://www.tva.gov/news/releases/aprjun11/lagoon_creek.htm

It's literally in a cotton field.

http://www.tva.com/news/releases/julsep10/lagoon%20Creek.JPG

onefatsurfer
03-27-2012, 12:59
who wouldn't want to shoot a rocket launcher?

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 13:10
So that ese that shot Trayvon Martin says he was attacked by him and that he was punched and was getting his head slammed on the ground

:laugh:

Yeah, right! The kid was 17 and weighed like 150 lbs at best, this fat tub of goo is 28 and is like 200 lbs, there's no way he got his *** beat by that kid. No way.

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 13:10
honestly, i don't know where you come up with this stuff.

you can't just go shoot guns, you want to shoot a rocket launcher.

rules: you have come home alive, in one piece, without a disease, and unmarried
you left a lot of options open :sarcasm:

selyar
03-27-2012, 13:13
you left a lot of options open :sarcasm:

hahaha i'm sure. i'm terrified of this group of guys. it's going to be quite the adventure i'm sure.

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 13:16
Who would hit it?:

http://i.thestar.com/images/4f/cf/435024634f7f803e495aef408937.jpg

http://www.theprovince.com/news/6354703.bin

http://naijamayor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Jenna-Talackova.jpg

onefatsurfer
03-27-2012, 13:17
Don't worry, I'm not going to die, lose a limb, or have sex while I'm there.

VaxjoDevil
03-27-2012, 13:22
About letters to politicians. I e-mailed the White House during the Lewinsky scandal saying that I supported the presidents work, and two weeks later I get a letter (a real one) in a nice envelope from the White House, starting with "Dear Per, thank you for your kind words, blablabla, and then signed by Bill Clinton. Can you believe that ****? They know how to treat fans, man.

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 13:23
Who would hit it?:

http://i.thestar.com/images/4f/cf/435024634f7f803e495aef408937.jpg

http://www.theprovince.com/news/6354703.bin

http://naijamayor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Jenna-Talackova.jpg
used to be a dude.

Getzo5
03-27-2012, 13:24
I think you (CAN) can do better.

selyar
03-27-2012, 13:24
Don't worry, I'm not going to die, lose a limb, or have sex while I'm there.

but you might get married?

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 13:25
I think you (CAN) can do better.
you just said you would bang someone that used to be a guy. :laugh:

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 13:25
but you might get married?
he said he wouldn't have sex so it wouldn't be consummated haha

Getzo5
03-27-2012, 13:26
you just said you would bang someone that used to be a guy. :laugh:Wait what?

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 13:27
you just said you would bang someone that used to be a guy. :laugh:

If you had no idea, and she just came up to you and was like I want some Cohrs home dressing, you'd say no?

I know I wouldn't, if I didn't know she was born a boy.

selyar
03-27-2012, 13:28
you can totally see there's something off with her face in the last pic in the white dress

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 13:28
If you had no idea, and she just came up to you and was like I want some Cohrs home dressing, you'd say no?

I know I wouldn't, if I didn't know she was born a boy.
but i do know and if a hot girl come up to me and wants to sleep with me then there is probably something wrong with her :laugh:

onefatsurfer
03-27-2012, 13:28
i won't get married while i'm there either.

selyar
03-27-2012, 13:31
but i do know and if a hot girl come up to me and wants to sleep with me then there is probably something wrong with her :laugh:

lol probably, but some chicks might dig white boy fro thing you've got going on :dunno:



i won't get married while i'm there either.

ok. and don't tell me all the other **** you'll do that I won't like. i don't want to know, haha

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 13:31
but i do know and if a hot girl come up to me and wants to sleep with me then there is probably something wrong with her :laugh:

HAHAHA of that, there are no arguments, I'd be the same way. I'd be like, I want to see your baby pictures, and a thorough history reading because there's something not right.

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 13:32
i won't get married while i'm there either.

Yeah, you don't strike me as the marrying ty...............oh.

selyar
03-27-2012, 13:32
Yeah, you don't strike me as the marrying ty...............oh.

hey. :p:

selyar
03-27-2012, 13:34
and that's a wrap boys.

another day down.

peace out!

Lord Ned Stark
03-27-2012, 13:34
I love the white boy fro. When me an Cohrs go out we kill it with the fros. Me with the Jew fro and him with the nappy Aryan white supremacist fro

guyincognito
03-27-2012, 13:36
Oh I don't mind. I think it is cool that they even make the effort to shoot out the email.

But this line kind of irked me..."but many have expressed concerns about the project's impacts on the salmon fishing industry."

It kind of dumb down the entire issue. It is not just about the salmon, It is about the native tribes, the fishermen, the water and the land, the pristine wilderness that they want to drill a 20X20 Mile hole into.

Seriously, if this is not worth protecting nothing is...

Funny thing is no one is against mining in the area. But the size and scope of this operation as proposed by the company will be the WORLDS largest open pit mine and requiring Millions gallons of water a year for their processing.

If somehow mining these resources could be done in an incremental and less invasive approach to the overall surroundings no one would care. But this proposal is scary bad.

This is what they did in Utah. And the Alaska Proposal is way bigger

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/JimEIV/pitmine-1.jpg

So, basically they're going to create an asteroid crater. I wonder how big of a rock would cause a 20 by 20 mile crater.

Lord Ned Stark
03-27-2012, 13:38
I swear to god I just saw jaromir jagr wearing a hawiiann shirt

Getzo5
03-27-2012, 13:45
I swear to god I just saw jaromir jagr wearing a hawiiann shirthttp://www.lowdensitylifestyle.com/media/uploads/2010/03/drugs-are-u-on-drugs-you-bad-evil.jpg

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 13:47
lol probably, but some chicks might dig white boy fro thing you've got going on :dunno:

there are chicks that like the way i look. i don't really grow my hair like i used to. sometimes it works because girls like to touch my hair to see how it feels like.

I love the white boy fro. When me an Cohrs go out we kill it with the fros. Me with the Jew fro and him with the nappy Aryan white supremacist fro
this made me laugh harder than i probably should have haha.

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 13:48
His answer:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKpiDsy6K5k

@ 1:18

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 14:06
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/superheroes-batman-superman-superheroes-nightcrawler-plays-football.gif

Getzo5
03-27-2012, 14:25
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/superheroes-batman-superman-superheroes-nightcrawler-plays-football.gifPosted this a few weeks ago, great X-men reference. Nightcrawler scene in X2/Azazel in First Class... so good.

Vinnie
03-27-2012, 15:44
Who would hit it?:

Good thing they kicked her out. Christ forbid we compromise the integrity of the pageant system.

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 15:46
lol, exactly. The pageant system is sacred to all. I just finished the second season of the Ricky Gervais show and good God. When he makes Karl laugh, I lose it. Incredible. Can't wait for S3.

Vinnie
03-27-2012, 16:02
I just listen to the xfm shows over and over until they release something new.

selyar
03-27-2012, 16:30
Dear OFS:

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/398920_10150717339627360_44669247359_9471133_10867 96941_n.jpg

Love,

Selyar

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 16:32
are you two not at the game?

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 16:45
exam tomorrow and haven't started studying. looks like a late night for me.

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 17:08
i just got a call from a company for the upcoming job fair to meet up with them. i was definitely holding in screams from glimpses of the game :laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7z192I-mQM

selyar
03-27-2012, 17:17
who called you??

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 17:47
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-gifs-split-jump.gif
Think of the possibilities O_O

VaxjoDevil
03-27-2012, 19:26
I have dated a ballerina. Yeah, they can do that, but they are also rock hard in every inch of their bodies. It's not that great.

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 19:32
I can break rock.

selyar
03-27-2012, 19:35
A friend of mine used to be able to do over spilt where she'dput her back leg on the bed and then sit into a spilt putting her at over 180 degrees

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 19:43
A friend of mine used to be able to do over spilt where she'dput her back leg on the bed and then sit into a spilt putting her at over 180 degrees

I'd bet she has lots of friends.

guyincognito
03-27-2012, 19:46
I can't even get my left leg to 45 degrees standing.... :laugh:

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 19:47
I can do a banana split.

vonbonds
03-27-2012, 20:02
A friend of mine used to be able to do over spilt where she'dput her back leg on the bed and then sit into a spilt putting her at over 180 degrees

Oh my goodness. If a meteor strikes my wife please set me up with her.

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 20:18
A friend of mine used to be able to do over spilt where she'dput her back leg on the bed and then sit into a spilt putting her at over 180 degrees
who is this friend and is she single? ;)

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 20:37
who is this friend and is she single? ;)

She's in a relationship. With herself.

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 20:39
this exam is going to really suck. i'm expecting a bloodbath. this professor already writes difficult exams and i can tell this one is going to be hell on earth.

Darius Dangleaitis
03-27-2012, 20:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFmpJUre6wI

Lucky tree

Vinnie
03-27-2012, 20:53
Fuckin tree is getting more action than me. Also, I hate living in a world with cell phone cameras.

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 20:54
Fuckin tree is getting more action than me. Also, I hate living in a world with cell phone cameras.

Haha, yeah, and that girl is probably 15 too.

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 20:57
Fuckin tree is getting more action than me. Also, I hate living in a world with cell phone cameras.
http://www.deviantart.com/download/238080624/get_over_here_bro_by_lesmestiar-d3xqw6o.png

guyincognito
03-27-2012, 21:00
There's video evidence of why you should never let your daughter outside. She probably woke up knocked up in a ditch in the parking lot.

JimEIV
03-27-2012, 21:03
Yeah bad fathers!!! Thank you for making stripppers.

Dr. Doom
03-27-2012, 21:22
There's video evidence of why you should never let your daughter outside. She probably woke up knocked up in a ditch in the parking lot.
That's what happens when you never let your daughter outside and she gets outside. The craziest ones are the ones that aren't allowed to do anything. Once they are free they go nuts.

guyincognito
03-27-2012, 21:24
That's what happens when you never let your daughter outside and she gets outside. The craziest ones are the ones that aren't allowed to do anything. Once they are free they go nuts.

When it's not on my time, it's not my problem. :laugh:

Like DF said, she's probably a kid.

Devilsfanatic
03-27-2012, 21:26
Yeah, for sure. It reminds me of the time Homer makes the juice with weed, and Willie drinks it and thinks a rake is Fergie and makes out with it.

Darius Dangleaitis
03-27-2012, 22:09
I think I'm gonna buy a pair of Oakley blades a la Kenny Powers.

selyar
03-28-2012, 05:02
I'd bet she has lots of friends.

mmm she's quite popular. she's also quite smart. she works for NASA. Mechanical Engineer. She puts robots on Mars.


Oh my goodness. If a meteor strikes my wife please set me up with her.

hahaha, i'm pretty sure since she doesn't dance as much anymore she can't do it these days. this was high school.


who is this friend and is she single? ;)

Maggie. and no. :)

i'm going out to LA to visit her next month.

selyar
03-28-2012, 05:29
omg.

http://www.sprinklebakes.com/2012/03/chocolate-chip-cookie-dough-devils-food.html

From the top: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough : Cheesecake : Devil's Food Cake

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kcNpEkKTpYY/T29vKJwKdxI/AAAAAAAAEn0/gfeER9aAXf4/s1600/Chocolate+chip+cookie+dough+devil's+food+cake+chee secake+sprinklebakes.jpg

onefatsurfer
03-28-2012, 05:57
that looks delicious.

onefatsurfer
03-28-2012, 06:18
i hate morons.

JimEIV
03-28-2012, 06:20
MY bow is scheduled to arrive today!!! Can't wait. I know I'm going to break doctors orders and run to the range to fling a few. I just can't help it.

onefatsurfer
03-28-2012, 06:22
nice!!! post pics!

JimEIV
03-28-2012, 06:26
Ok I will. I was think of going to my archery club and videoing a couple of shots. But I'm not sure I'm going to shoot today.

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 06:29
omg.

http://www.sprinklebakes.com/2012/03/chocolate-chip-cookie-dough-devils-food.html

From the top: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough : Cheesecake : Devil's Food Cake

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kcNpEkKTpYY/T29vKJwKdxI/AAAAAAAAEn0/gfeER9aAXf4/s1600/Chocolate+chip+cookie+dough+devil's+food+cake+chee secake+sprinklebakes.jpg

Holy crap that looks amazing.

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 06:29
Ok I will. I was think of going to my archery club and videoing a couple of shots. But I'm not sure I'm going to shoot today.

Be patent. Don't re-injure yourself.

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 07:07
i just had a really difficult time waking up. i hit the snooze for an hour. why does my bed have to be the most comfortable place in the world in the morning?

onefatsurfer
03-28-2012, 07:08
I'm burning through the sky, yeah!

selyar
03-28-2012, 07:12
i just had a really difficult time waking up. i hit the snooze for an hour. why does my bed have to be the most comfortable place in the world in the morning?

ditto. except i was snoozing from 5am - 6am, pissing off OFS, and being late for work.

i'm seriously a zombie today.

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 07:16
i'm trying my hardest to wake up and study right now. it isn't going to well so far.

selyar
03-28-2012, 07:19
when is the FE?

and i assume you're taking it in VT?

are you planning on transferring it to NJ?

onefatsurfer
03-28-2012, 07:19
For those of you looking for good headphones for cheap, these are without a doubt the best bang for your buck you can get.
http://www.amazon.com/Audio-Technica-ATH-CKM50ABK-In-ear-Diaphragm-Headphones/dp/B002GYVZ2A

They used to be $150 a pair, but Audio-Technica is closing them out (or has already closed them out, not sure) so they dropped the price to $30 or less. They are comfortable as hell and the sound quality rivals that of $100+ headphones. They're really stunningly good. I'm marveling at the sound quality/price right now.

JimEIV
03-28-2012, 07:22
I made my own habanero sauce last night and I'm paying for it today.

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 07:22
when is the FE?

and i assume you're taking it in VT?

are you planning on transferring it to NJ?
i'm taking it on april 14th. i didn't even know i had to transfer it to NJ :laugh:

now it's pouring outside. today is going to really suck something fierce.

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 07:25
Without cheating....

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/bVvu9BVCfUnW.yEwmLdmJQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/movietalk/valkilmer-jpg_203659.jpg

Which actor is this?

JimEIV
03-28-2012, 07:28
I know the actor. He had a great elk ranch in new Mexico.


I like to refer to him as "Doc"

JimEIV
03-28-2012, 07:28
Jim Morrison.

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 07:30
val kilmer

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 07:30
Jim Morrison.

Val Kilmer? If that is right then I wouldn't have gotten it without your hint.

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 07:31
val kilmer

You beat me *******, go back to studying!

JimEIV
03-28-2012, 07:31
Jim Morrison!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9GhEl0ZSOk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 07:32
For those of you looking for good headphones for cheap, these are without a doubt the best bang for your buck you can get.
http://www.amazon.com/Audio-Technica-ATH-CKM50ABK-In-ear-Diaphragm-Headphones/dp/B002GYVZ2A

They used to be $150 a pair, but Audio-Technica is closing them out (or has already closed them out, not sure) so they dropped the price to $30 or less. They are comfortable as hell and the sound quality rivals that of $100+ headphones. They're really stunningly good. I'm marveling at the sound quality/price right now.

I believe you but I just can't get used to in-ear buds, they drive me crazy.

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 07:33
ditto. except i was snoozing from 5am - 6am, pissing off OFS, and being late for work.

i'm seriously a zombie today.


i'm trying my hardest to wake up and study right now. it isn't going to well so far.

http://www.wallpaperslot.com/data/media/541/Coffee%20Is%20Your%20Friend%20-%20iPhone.jpg

onefatsurfer
03-28-2012, 07:33
I believe you but I just can't get used to in-ear buds, they drive me crazy.

In that case, you'd hate these ones:
http://www.amazon.com/Etymotic-ER23-HF3-BLACK-Headset-3-Button-Control/dp/B003YTROIU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1332945225&sr=8-1
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41sUBUZlkqL.jpg

They rape your ears (but sound pretty fucking awesome)

selyar
03-28-2012, 07:35
In that case, you'd hate these ones:
http://www.amazon.com/Etymotic-ER23-HF3-BLACK-Headset-3-Button-Control/dp/B003YTROIU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1332945225&sr=8-1
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41sUBUZlkqL.jpg

ahhhhhhhhhh kill it with fire. i hate that you use those stupid christmas tree things.

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 07:37
In that case, you'd hate these ones:
http://www.amazon.com/Etymotic-ER23-HF3-BLACK-Headset-3-Button-Control/dp/B003YTROIU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1332945225&sr=8-1
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41sUBUZlkqL.jpg

They rape your ears (but sound pretty fucking awesome)

I use these nearly every day the Devils are on watching the games on my iPad...
http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AH-D1100-Advanced-Over-Ear-Headphones/dp/B0042ETXRQ/ref=sr_1_3?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1332945282&sr=1-3

I have used them on Amtrak coming and going from DC and my coworkers make fun of me because of how big they are. I just smile being super comfortable and listening music or podcasts with my quality cans :). For over the ear cans they fold down pretty well, a nice compromise of quality and compactness in my opinion.

onefatsurfer
03-28-2012, 07:38
Just put those ones on.. They definitely have crisper treble and are a bit clearer than the Audio-Technicas. They're not that uncomfortable once you get used to having something jammed into your ear and pressing on your brain

JimEIV
03-28-2012, 07:38
It looks like a drill or maybe a hair dryer.

selyar
03-28-2012, 07:39
http://www.wallpaperslot.com/data/media/541/Coffee%20Is%20Your%20Friend%20-%20iPhone.jpg

i don't like coffee. and the coffee here comes from this thing.

http://www.abvendingco.com/gfx/flavia_sm.jpg

and it blows.

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 07:39
In that case, you'd hate these ones:
http://www.amazon.com/Etymotic-ER23-HF3-BLACK-Headset-3-Button-Control/dp/B003YTROIU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1332945225&sr=8-1
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41sUBUZlkqL.jpg

They rape your ears (but sound pretty fucking awesome)


ahhhhhhhhhh kill it with fire. i hate that you use those stupid christmas tree things.

They look like something from Missile Command.
http://osxreality.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/missile-command-retro.jpg