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Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 20:36
which only but a few will notice. youre like a ghost wearing keds under the sheets.

Yeah, it's what it had become. Oh well. I'm here, uncensored and fucking Raw, baby. So nice.

bort
02-23-2012, 20:38
uh oh, the site was mentioned to numbers.

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 20:39
uh oh, the site was mentioned to numbers.

Numbers?

bort
02-23-2012, 20:40
Numbers?

ill give u some time.

Vinnie
02-23-2012, 20:41
Remember when HF would censor "wtf"? It would show up as ***.

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 20:44
ill give u some time.

Still drawin a blank lol. Saugus? He knows about it already

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 20:44
Remember when HF would censor "wtf"? It would show up as ***.

Did u see the Pilkingdoll I posted?

And yes, I remember. *** was banned too.

bort
02-23-2012, 20:45
Still drawin a blank lol. Saugus? He knows about it already

ah ok then haha.

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 20:48
ah ok then haha.

The post count here would just spike crazily. That's why I dun it. I'll be missin' youuuuuu, no wait, I won't.

**** you, HF.

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 20:48
you're an HF

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 20:49
I resent that.

bort
02-23-2012, 20:49
you're an HF

hippie fart?

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 20:51
Hemorrhoid fingerer

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 20:55
Too many mutha'uckers ucking wit my shi

bort
02-23-2012, 20:56
Hemorrhoid fingerer

:geogetakeiohmy:

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 20:58
That DF, he's a real sick individual. Now that JaysFanatic guy he was a real classy guy.

bort
02-23-2012, 20:58
for a canadian

Vinnie
02-23-2012, 20:58
Did u see the Pilkingdoll I posted?

And yes, I remember. *** was banned too.

Yeah, Ricky tweeted one of himself too.

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 20:59
Hahaha super classy. Like a Canucks fan setting Semin on fire because they're mad that they cheer the Canucks.

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 20:59
Yeah, Ricky tweeted one of himself too.

I'd like one or two.

Wingman77
02-23-2012, 20:59
Somebody should create a DF Appreciation Thread on the Devils board

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 21:00
What is burning semin like?

JimEIV
02-23-2012, 21:00
You people are too fucking uptight.

bort
02-23-2012, 21:02
im not uptight. after the first 4 or 5, its just not built like it used to.

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 21:02
Somebody should create a DF Appreciation Thread on the Devils board

lol, no. Just let it go, no one needs to get in trouble for me. I'm at peace


You people are too fucking uptight.

Screw you, bow down to DeBoer, freakshow.

Wingman77
02-23-2012, 21:03
lol, no. Just let it go, no one needs to get in trouble for me. I'm at peace

hey man I'm just tryin to support the team

YOU STINK MESSIER!

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 21:05
WE'RE THE DEVILS!!!!!!!! THE DEVILS!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAA

Flyers lose! We get a game in hand on them. So when we lose to the Canucks tomorrow, we can still have fourth.

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 21:07
I'm a potato.

JimEIV
02-23-2012, 21:07
I say **** to rile up the weak minded.

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 21:08
I say **** to rile up the weak minded.

I know. I just wanted to bow down to you. You are my hero.

bort
02-23-2012, 21:08
ive seen better.

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 21:10
hey man I'm just tryin to support the team

YOU STINK MESSIER!

Actually, do me a favor. PM Ronnie, tell him I send my regards.

Jersey Man
02-23-2012, 21:10
Wowzers.

Good stuff!

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 21:11
ive seen better.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/9/16/f33bd67e-c2bc-4c0b-8625-1b52992d87ed.jpg

Wingman77
02-23-2012, 21:11
I'm a potato.

Can't be you don't even live in NJ anymore

You've probably never even been to NJ

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 21:12
whats a new jersey

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 21:15
whats a new jersey

This is an old Jersey:

http://www.greytree.net/devs/IMG_2012.JPG

This is a new Jersey:

http://www.jerseygears.com/pic/New-Jersey-Devils-NHL-Jerseys-9-Zach-Parise-Red-and-Green-CCM-Throwback-5446-44419.jpg

This is an new old Jersey:

http://jerseyscheap.org/images/ps/NHL%20Jerseys%20New%20Jersey%20Devils%2030%20Brode ur%20red-green.jpg

Clarkson Falls Down
02-23-2012, 21:16
I love the * beside the name. I wear it like a badge of fucking honor.

I made your name my avatar :laugh:

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 21:16
You're a fucking liar.

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 21:24
I made your name my avatar :laugh:

LOL. Nice. If the gestapo try and tell you off, just listen to em.

Darius Dangleaitis
02-23-2012, 21:26
What's the etiquette on GDT's here? Can I make a new one, or do we do the winning streak rule here too?

Just wanted to make sure before I made one. Last time I did that on HF, CJ threw a complete tantrum.

Zajac's Bowl Cut
02-23-2012, 21:27
What's the etiquette on GDT's here? Can I make a new one, or do we do the winning streak rule here too?

Just wanted to make sure before I made one. Last time I did that on HF, CJ threw a complete tantrum.

the first rule about this board is

there are no rules

welcome aboard

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 21:27
What's the etiquette on GDT's here? Can I make a new one, or do we do the winning streak rule here too?

Just wanted to make sure before I made one. Last time I did that on HF, CJ threw a complete tantrum.

Shocker!

Just make a thread, there is no order here.

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 21:30
How far out are you man? I'm pretty far out. That's pretty far out man.

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 21:32
What's the etiquette on GDT's here? Can I make a new one, or do we do the winning streak rule here too?

Just wanted to make sure before I made one. Last time I did that on HF, CJ threw a complete tantrum.

Well, I tried to do, keep making one until you win a game. Since we've come here, every one of our regulars has won one, except Jim, who can't be bothered. So, now, it's, do whatever you want. Just, win.

Etiquette, ha! Look at how we talk to each other? I think etiquette went out the damn window LOL!!

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 21:32
I lost mine but won it at the same time since Clemmer got a win!

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 21:37
I lost mine but won it at the same time since Clemmer got a win!

You broke site etiquette you douchebag. Now, I mandate you to make one for Sunday, since Darius called todays!

That's an order. Also, my Jedi Consular in TOR looks like Archer with a beard and long hair like he had when he was on the Island. Just seeing that episode now and it's like, holy crap! ahaha. Also, is a Consular a healer like the Sith Inquisitor?

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 21:38
You broke site etiquette you douchebag. Now, I mandate you to make one for Sunday, since Darius called todays!

That's an order. Also, my Jedi Consular in TOR looks like Archer with a beard and long hair like he had when he was on the Island. Just seeing that episode now and it's like, holy crap! ahaha. Also, is a Consular a healer like the Sith Inquisitor?

Si senor they are. What's your Consular's name?

My Jedi Shadow looks like a doucher with a stupid hat.

JimEIV
02-23-2012, 22:05
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?p=44777251#post44777251

Darius Dangleaitis
02-23-2012, 22:07
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0090/5112/products/ash_wln_grypol_above_grande.png?4907

Fuckin' swimming in trim

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 22:11
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?p=44777251#post44777251

awww snap

Darius Dangleaitis
02-23-2012, 22:16
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?p=44777251#post44777251

I definitely missed something.

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 22:19
There is nothing mean spirited about it. DF's mocked his ridiculous amount of posting and the repetitiveness of his posting. He's certainly not the only one thats been mocked here. But again none of it is really mean spirited, except for all of our combined hatred of Trottier.

Darius Dangleaitis
02-23-2012, 22:22
Ah, I see.

Yeah, Saugus is one of the few posters I like over on HF. I'm sure it was nothing more than a little good-natured ribbing. DF has given it to all of us at some point or another (no homo).

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 22:24
DF also stated numerous time how much he likes Saugus but people only see what they care to see, it is what it is.

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 22:30
You have been banned due to infractions.

Date the ban will be lifted: 02-29-2012, 08:44 PM

ahahaha

And Sauggy proves my theory right completely.

I hoped that by talking about him, he'd at least get his hands dirty and come here and tell me off. It's free reign, but he won't do that.

I like Saugus, and I thought by attacking him, he'd finally snap and come here and tell me off, but he didn't. I'm disappoint.

I know you're reading, so, get your hands dirty.

JimEIV
02-23-2012, 22:32
You have been banned due to infractions.

Date the ban will be lifted: 02-29-2012, 08:44 PM

ahahaha

They ban you for a week and ban me for a month? Wtf?

Darius Dangleaitis
02-23-2012, 22:33
I demand you go back and run amok once again, for great justice.

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 22:35
They ban you for a week and ban me for a month? Wtf?

I think because I received a fourth infraction, that's why. I had one that would have gone away on that date listed, so, when that goes, I'm allowed back.

VaxjoDevil
02-23-2012, 22:38
Just got back from a gig in NYC. The girls in that city...I want to live forever.

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 22:39
I love NYC for the ladies.

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 22:40
haha what a little *****

VaxjoDevil
02-23-2012, 22:41
I love NYC for the ladies.

It's insane. I need a real bar tour there, soon.

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 22:42
I want others to see me **** talk them, then come here. Lets go, people.

JimEIV
02-23-2012, 22:49
It's insane. I need a real bar tour there, soon.

I have a great list somewhere. It is all bars in the village both east and west.

JimEIV
02-23-2012, 22:50
I am not a fan of drama.

Darius Dangleaitis
02-23-2012, 22:51
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/q3jqu/whats_your_favorite_euphemism_for_masturbation/

My favorite is "Saying Aloha to Mr. Hand"

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 22:52
I am not a fan of drama.

Me neither. I want him to toughen up, get his hands dirty a little bit. It's like trying to get Luke friggen Skywalker to convert to the darkside.

JimEIV
02-23-2012, 22:54
Me neither. I want him to toughen up, get his hands dirty a little bit. It's like trying to get Luke friggen Skywalker to convert to the darkside.

I don't think that is happening.

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 22:58
I don't think that is happening.

Well, then I'll leave him alone. Unfortunate. Good guy.

Tao Jones
02-23-2012, 23:02
There is nothing mean spirited about it. DF's mocked his ridiculous amount of posting and the repetitiveness of his posting. He's certainly not the only one thats been mocked here. But again none of it is really mean spirited, except for all of our combined hatred of Trottier.

What's up with his Pampers obsession?

I mean he mentions Pampers as much as DF mentions the Simpsons.

Ooo wee, what's up with that? What's up with that?

Darius Dangleaitis
02-23-2012, 23:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bwEGBAvUffA

I would do that in a SECOND.

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 23:09
What's up with his Pampers obsession?

I mean he mentions Pampers as much as DF mentions the Simpsons.

Ooo wee, what's up with that? What's up with that?

I had no idea what this is but you and everyone has been saying this all the time on here. So I googled it and now my question is, when the hell did Keenan Thompson join SNL? I haven't watched SNL in at least 10 years an the last time I remember seeing him was in Snakes On a Plane.

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 23:12
I had no idea what this is but you and everyone has been saying this all the time on here. So I googled it and now my question is, when the hell did Keenan Thompson join SNL? I haven't watched SNL in at least 10 years an the last time I remember seeing him was in Snakes On a Plane.

Been about since 2005-06. Maybe a tad bit later. Wassup with that is a great skit.

Dr. Doom
02-23-2012, 23:17
I have the hiccups

Devilsfanatic
02-23-2012, 23:22
I have the hiccups

Guaranteed cure. Take a teaspoon of sugar and pour it in a glass of water. Mix, and drink. Will take a minute or two, but goes away.

devilzrule27
02-23-2012, 23:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl_VnvuHZ48&feature=related

onefatsurfer
02-24-2012, 03:36
Lns, I'll bring some headphones to the game tonight. Shoot me your cell number and I'll text you when I get to the game.

selyar
02-24-2012, 04:46
so gmail has this 2 step verification process you can add to your account so that it texts you a code you have to put in to log into your account. my gmail password had been "compromised" according to google twice in the past year, so when i heard about this thing, i signed up for it so that wouldn't keep happening.

however. i was an idiot and left my phone at home today. now i can't get into my email.

doc e
02-24-2012, 07:11
now i know why there are always so many people viewing this board.

ps this is max im posting on bills computer.. got **** hammered last night and goin to the devs game later ahwhatup ganesh

doc e
02-24-2012, 07:57
(Bill now)

There are holes in my wall, food's on the floor, bottles got thrown out of windows, and puke on the rug. I

I don't know what happened last night. What is this I don't even.

vonbonds
02-24-2012, 07:59
Wish me luck all. Packing up my family to join 6 other people from my wife's side in a long weekend to DC. :laugh:

selyar
02-24-2012, 08:11
(Bill now)

There are holes in my wall, food's on the floor, bottles got thrown out of windows, and puke on the rug. I

I don't know what happened last night. What is this I don't even.

sounds like a good night but a shitty morning.

get ofs yours or max's cell number so we can grab a beer and you can see some headphones



Wish me luck all. Packing up my family to join 6 other people from my wife's side in a long weekend to DC. :laugh:

good luck! :)

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 09:01
(Bill now)

There are holes in my wall, food's on the floor, bottles got thrown out of windows, and puke on the rug. I

I don't know what happened last night. What is this I don't even.
I can't believe I missed this. We will have to repeat it in a couple of weeks.

bort
02-24-2012, 09:07
hey selyar, i dunno if uve tried this yet, but its another one of my favs. i dunno what style ur beau likes, but if he doesnt like it...he sucks. and theres more for u haha.

http://seacoastbeveragelab.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/20110317-085200.jpg

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 09:10
By the way what the **** happened last night here and at hf while I was at the bar

bort
02-24-2012, 09:29
**** got real

Lord Ned Stark
02-24-2012, 09:32
You don't have to bring any headphones for me. Thanks though I just barely have enough money for these tickets. Beer I'm down for though

selyar
02-24-2012, 09:43
hey selyar, i dunno if uve tried this yet, but its another one of my favs. i dunno what style ur beau likes, but if he doesnt like it...he sucks. and theres more for u haha.


damn. i like being friends with you. my beer to try list is growing. i'll add it to the queue.

he doesn't like "ale"y beers. and isn't big on hops. and doesn't understand my obsession with Dogfish 90 minute. so yes. more for me!



You don't have to bring any headphones for me. Thanks though I just barely have enough money for these tickets. Beer I'm down for though

well they'll probably be in my purse anyway, soooo whatever.

we're going to hells beforehand. are you doing to the ticket line? would you have time for a beer before the game?

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 09:50
i did some job stuff today, that's enough for being productive and i just woke up about an hour ago :laugh:

selyar
02-24-2012, 09:52
i did some job stuff today, that's enough for being productive and i just woke up about an hour ago :laugh:

will i see you at that career fair at the end of march?

Devilsfanatic
02-24-2012, 09:53
By the way what the **** happened last night here and at hf while I was at the bar

I happened. I fucked HF's **** up. They banned me for the week, I still won't go back though, cookies are cleared, website link is gone.

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 09:54
will i see you at that career fair at the end of march?
i'm really thinking about it. the only problem is if i go i will literally be in nj every weekend during march. i know you're probably a little busy today, but could you send me an email with how to register and everything?

i just send my information to the engineering part of that company courtney works at. i also called the place i interned at during the summer to see if they have any openings, but they don't.

doc e
02-24-2012, 10:01
I happened. I fucked HF's **** up. They banned me for the week, I still won't go back though, cookies are cleared, website link is gone.

You think you go hard? Talk to Lord Ned Stark, n**ga

Devilsfanatic
02-24-2012, 10:05
You think you go hard? Talk to Lord Ned Stark, n**ga

I've been there for a long *** time, and am kind of a Devils board pioneer, so my banning is symbolic.

selyar
02-24-2012, 10:05
i'm really thinking about it. the only problem is if i go i will literally be in nj every weekend during march. i know you're probably a little busy today, but could you send me an email with how to register and everything?

i just send my information to the engineering part of that company courtney works at. i also called the place i interned at during the summer to see if they have any openings, but they don't.

sent you the conference stuff.

can you send me the contact info for the engineering people with courtney? i might hit them up too.

doc e
02-24-2012, 10:06
So wait. Who wants to grab a beer at the game/pregame tonight?

selyar
02-24-2012, 10:11
:raises hand:

selyar
02-24-2012, 10:12
btw, i thought you should know that my hand is literally in the air in my cube but sans cell phone i cannot prove it with pictures

Devilsfanatic
02-24-2012, 10:36
http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/121/1219346/244462614LAlimDt9_1330061706.gif

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 10:50
I hate when you are about to do something and then you forget what it is you were about to do. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

selyar
02-24-2012, 10:56
you were about to make me this

http://www.howsweeteats.com/2012/02/banana-bread-french-toast/

Big#D
02-24-2012, 10:56
I hate when you are about to do something and then you forget what it is you were about to do. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Stop drinking?


Get a job?

JimEIV
02-24-2012, 11:01
I think I'm done with message boards...I don't like them anymore. Come to think of it, I don't think I like the internet anymore either.

I think I'm going to smash my phone and throw my computer out of a window.

**** Technology and **** peoples dumbass opinions.

Ok later.

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 11:03
you were about to make me this

http://www.howsweeteats.com/2012/02/banana-bread-french-toast/
Nope, but I would eat it though :laugh:

Stop drinking?


Get a job?
Definitely not stop drinking and I already did the job thing for today.

The thought is gone forever.

onefatsurfer
02-24-2012, 11:05
I think I'm done with message boards...I don't like them anymore. Come to think of it, I don't think I like the internet anymore either.

I think I'm going to smash my phone and throw my computer out of a window.

**** Technology and **** peoples dumbass opinions.

Ok later.
yeah, good luck. unless you move out to the woods, you'll always be tied to technology

Devilsfanatic
02-24-2012, 11:11
I think I'm done with message boards...I don't like them anymore. Come to think of it, I don't think I like the internet anymore either.

I think I'm going to smash my phone and throw my computer out of a window.

**** Technology and **** peoples dumbass opinions.

Ok later.

:laugh: bye Jim!

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 11:16
Don't leave us Jim!

onefatsurfer
02-24-2012, 11:23
492

ohyeah (click it for full size)

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 11:30
Its snowing! :)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvc2vYrVI1qhekpro3_250.gif

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 11:40
I remembered what I was going to do!!! I was going to see if the Devils game is on CBC tonight or on NHLN.

The answer is no so I have to watch the game at home :(

selyar
02-24-2012, 11:42
you should just watch the game live like the cool kids

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 11:52
yeah, well there's 300 miles that are preventing that

Devilsfanatic
02-24-2012, 11:55
yeah, well there's 300 miles that are preventing that

Exactly. And I have to work. I am going to be doing a tribute for Doc.

JimEIV
02-24-2012, 11:56
You don't understand .... I keep getting in trouble for typing things...

So I got invited to go fishing right, apparently someone else didn't. And by me writing something about on Facebook, it started a whole bunch of trouble with the person who wasn't invited.

I typed: Happy Birthday! Looking forward to seeing you in a couple of weeks.

Another person messaged me are you going to Montana? I said no Mexico.

Boom a **** storm erupts.

Not my fault. I didn't know. How was I supposed to know it was a secret??? Like I wasn't going to post pictures and talk about it? Give me a fucking break!!!!

selyar
02-24-2012, 12:00
yeah, well there's 300 miles that are preventing that

and therefore not a cool kid. it's ok. it takes all kinds.


Exactly. And I have to work. I am going to be doing a tribute for Doc.

oh yeah? that's cool. i enjoyed listening to you that one time. keep up the good work.


edit: f this. i'm outta here, picking up Rob and heading to Hells. Go Devils!

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 12:08
You don't understand .... I keep getting in trouble for typing things...

So I got invited to go fishing right, apparently someone else didn't. And by me writing something about on Facebook, it started a whole bunch of trouble with the person who wasn't invited.

I typed: Happy Birthday! Looking forward to seeing you in a couple of weeks.

Another person messaged me are you going to Montana? I said no Mexico.

Boom a **** storm erupts.

Not my fault. I didn't know. How was I supposed to know it was a secret??? Like I wasn't going to post pictures and talk about it? Give me a fucking break!!!!
There is no way that you can be blamed for that. If they aren't going to invite someone then they have to let you know about it. You also make a good point about how that person isn't going to find out about it. Everyone has had moments like this and it is really awkward.

and therefore not a cool kid. it's ok. it takes all kinds.

I'm definitely a cool kid.

Outside right now.
http://i41.tinypic.com/acs67o.jpg

Devilsfanatic
02-24-2012, 12:09
You don't understand .... I keep getting in trouble for typing things...

So I got invited to go fishing right, apparently someone else didn't. And by me writing something about on Facebook, it started a whole bunch of trouble with the person who wasn't invited.

I typed: Happy Birthday! Looking forward to seeing you in a couple of weeks.

Another person messaged me are you going to Montana? I said no Mexico.

Boom a **** storm erupts.

Not my fault. I didn't know. How was I supposed to know it was a secret??? Like I wasn't going to post pictures and talk about it? Give me a fucking break!!!!

Yeah man, that type of **** happens all the time. People get their stupid panties or boxers in a bunch and act like morons. We still love you.


and therefore not a cool kid. it's ok. it takes all kinds.
oh yeah? that's cool. i enjoyed listening to you that one time. keep up the good work.

Thanks :) it's mostly me just sprouting Doc catch phrases during the entire game :laugh: it's actually my last game of the season, then I get to call playoff hockey and that's exciting.

Actually an interesting game to call. The last game the two teams played, they went to a SO. Our team scored, but they said the puck lost forward momentum, waived it off, and the other team ended up winning. Our team appealed, and ended up getting the decision from the league, so, the shootout will be started anew, and we'll call it from that starting point, before getting into the game to be played tonight.

The teams are separated by two points, so, if our team wins the shootout, they gain a point, while the other team loses one, and they end up tied in the standings. If the other team then wins, then our team would have to win the last game of the season to get home ice advantage. If our team wins the SO and the game, then we get guaranteed home ice advantage, but should we lose the SO and the game, then we start our series on the road.

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 12:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-KACxqOwWs
Another new trailer for GoT. Also, the last trailer should be on HBO GO right now.

Devilsfanatic
02-24-2012, 12:19
A month and a week away until I choke my chicken to the return of GoT

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 12:21
It's scary because while I'm looking forward to that date being here, I'm also dreading it. My FE exam is about 2 weeks after it and my senior project demonstration is a little more than 2 weeks after it.

JimEIV
02-24-2012, 12:26
I need a drink.

Devilsfanatic
02-24-2012, 12:28
Seriously though, there are scenes where you can choke your chicken in GoT.

The Ros and ***** scene come to mind. Speaking of, I wonder what whorish stuff Ros is gonna do now.

Devilsfanatic
02-24-2012, 12:29
I need a drink.

I take you for a man who don't get sloppy drunk, but stays whiskey neat.

http://www.jeffreymorgenthaler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/neat.jpg

onefatsurfer
02-24-2012, 12:32
i may have a few drinks tonight...

Devilsfanatic
02-24-2012, 12:32
You're going to need em when the Devils get roofied and ***-raped by the Nucks.

Lord Ned Stark
02-24-2012, 12:36
Were sitting at the bar in Edison ale house. They had only had 20 wrist bands. The **** ?

doc e
02-24-2012, 12:39
Currently at Edison Ale House with LNS. Don't feel like taking a trip over to Hells in this weather.

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 12:39
Were sitting at the bar in Edison ale house. They had only had 20 wrist bands. The **** ?
The same thing happened the last time we were there.

JimEIV
02-24-2012, 12:42
I hate sloppy drunks. It is actually the gold standard I judge all my friends by.

Rules for drinking with me:
1. Keep yourself composed no matter how much.
2. You cannot ever be a mean drunk.


And depending on your tenure, everyone gets a free pass from rule 1 every once in a while.

doc e
02-24-2012, 12:49
Jim please don't leave. I'll be lost without you.


"I don't wanna wait for our liiiiiiives to be oooverrrrr"

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 12:50
When is it socially acceptable for me to start drinking today?

JimEIV
02-24-2012, 12:51
When is it socially acceptable for me to start drinking today?

In 9 minutes.

Devilsfanatic
02-24-2012, 12:57
When is it socially acceptable for me to start drinking today?

8 hours ago.

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 12:58
In 9 minutes.
Sounds good to me.


DF, Ronnie Bass wants to email you for some reason.

JimEIV
02-24-2012, 12:59
More fucking drama

Devilsfanatic
02-24-2012, 13:05
Sounds good to me.


DF, Ronnie Bass wants to email you for some reason.

[email protected]

Tao Jones
02-24-2012, 13:07
"In their pleasures and joys they were peaceful and tranquil."

http://academic.brooklyn.cuny.edu/core9/phalsall/texts/yinyang.html

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 13:09
email
If you want to edit your post so your email isn't there you can.

Devilsfanatic
02-24-2012, 13:18
thanks. Also, I'm sure he'll just ask me wtf, why'd I commit HFicide :laugh:

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 13:19
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-gifs-testing-a-lamborghini.gif

onefatsurfer
02-24-2012, 13:19
Were sitting at the bar in Edison ale house. They had only had 20 wrist bands. The **** ?


Currently at Edison Ale House with LNS. Don't feel like taking a trip over to Hells in this weather.

boo. ok.

- selyar

Lord Ned Stark
02-24-2012, 13:22
Me and bill just met pacmanghost

Devilsfanatic
02-24-2012, 13:31
Me and bill just met pacmanghost

good kid

doc e
02-24-2012, 13:35
Might do hells after we grab these tickets.

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 13:41
I'm so fucking bored right now.

bort
02-24-2012, 13:43
kill 2 mins, rub one out. heck, im already a minute deep. oooh ****. ok im bored too now.

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 13:46
I need to get out of Vermont.

Lord Ned Stark
02-24-2012, 14:17
We didn't get fuking tickets

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 14:21
Run home and get college night tickets.

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 16:24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ_dcdyI-9A

JimEIV
02-24-2012, 17:22
Whelp.

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 17:26
Whelp.
Did you end up having that drink?

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 18:26
Holy **** the drink I just made might have been a little too strong.

vonbonds
02-24-2012, 18:27
Holy **** the drink I just made might have been a little too strong.

Take it like a man!

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 18:29
Take it like a man!
Oh I will, but I'm going to smashed tonight :thumbup:

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 18:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-1Xt4aOM6I

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 18:42
DF, I didn't tell you but I was at the bar with blonde last night

vonbonds
02-24-2012, 18:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-1Xt4aOM6I

Where are the full episodes, Netflix?

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 19:00
Where are the full episodes, Netflix?
yeah, it's all LNS's fault

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 19:05
by the way **** my neighbors i'm playing music loud as ****

VaxjoDevil
02-24-2012, 19:31
A boy playing with his parent's gun shot his 11-year-old friend dead in a Jersey City home tonight, a law enforcement source with knowledge of the investigation said.

The gun belonged to a corrections officer.

What a mess.

Tao Jones
02-24-2012, 19:36
Tonight was the last night of AZ Beer week featuring ODell.

I started with the Cutthroat Porter which I've heard raves about. Smooth, sweet, not dry and every bit as worth the same price as Deschutes Black Butte Porter, but I'd still go with Black Butte just because it's a little drier, even though BBP is a little smoky lately, which probably knocks it up a notch for those who like smoke on their darks.

Tasted the Footprint strong ale which has ingredients from many states including chilis from New Mexico, prickly pear from Arizona, wild rice from Minnesota, corn from (missed it), none of which is discernable in a aroma or taste, although it was good and leaned more towards an IIPA than a barleywine.

Went for the Mountain Standard Double Black Pale Ale which is worth a try but preferred the Myrcenary Double IPA which I won a second pint of my choice (Myrcenary) in the raffle.

Didn't try the Odell's Bourbon Stout or the Red.

Met a cool guy who lives in Mass., but grew up in Rhode Island. His accent made me think he was British or Irish. I thought one of the best bar wenches (she deserves better than that for lack of better term) there was from Boston and turned out she was from Australia.

Anyway the New Englander said he's bringing back Pliny and other excellent brews that are unavailable in AZ.

Funny that I may get my first Pliny via the Northeast instead of from California.

He never heard of Heady Toppers or Lawson's but he'll look into it.

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 19:39
I know we've been in contact a lot, but there is no way to get Heady Toppers or Lawson's that aren't already cold. Cooler offer is always on the table.

Dr. Doom
02-24-2012, 19:50
You can't start a fire without a spark

Tao Jones
02-24-2012, 19:53
I know we've been in contact a lot, but there is no way to get Heady Toppers or Lawson's that aren't already cold. Cooler offer is always on the table.

I explained that to him.

He really likes good beers and disliked many of the same breweries and individual brews as I did that were talked up by other people at the bar.

He appreciated my honesty about my dislikes and is excited about the HTs and Lawszes...

Don't stress it.

One vacation you'll hit San Diego and we'll connect. You can put them in your carry-on if they let you.

Trottier said we could crash at his place up near Temecula wine country and Lawrence Welk's museum.

No he didn't, but SD is a fun place to visit for hop heads.

selyar
02-24-2012, 20:19
we were in San Diego recently. great city. i'm waiting for the SWE national conference to get there. they have a sweet convention center.

and finally get to check my email and my phone. 4 voicemails and 27 emails.

Lord Ned Stark
02-24-2012, 20:24
You can't start a fire without a spark

apparently jessica greenberg died of an overdose last night.. the ****?

Lord Ned Stark
02-24-2012, 20:33
also every full episode of tpb is on youtube including the movies.

Krinkle
02-24-2012, 20:59
I forget which of yous it was, but someones been posting a lot of Trailer Park Boys stuff - my favorite is the one of Bubbles with the "Something's Fucky" caption.

but yeah that motivated me to find a torrent with ALL their **** - demonoid ftw. Halfway through season 1 already. I caught most of that stuff on Tv101 on DirecTV, but had no idea there were multiple movies.

Best scene in that whole series:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocLwRlbn1-E

Lord Ned Stark
02-24-2012, 21:06
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheTrailerParkVault every single episode including the movies.

also www.justin.tv/mdufrestpb is my favorite way to watch it because its just a bunch of canadian guys in a chat room stoned off their asses talking about the show and what not. they essentially loop the episodes from beginning to end every day

VaxjoDevil
02-24-2012, 21:50
Bought J Edgar in HD to the TV for 6 bucks, that will be my nightie movie here.

Devilsfanatic
02-24-2012, 22:03
DF, I didn't tell you but I was at the bar with blonde last night

Tell her I love her.


Hair.

guyincognito
02-24-2012, 23:16
I am bored. Working weekend nights at a logistics company is pure excitement.

Getzo5
02-25-2012, 06:04
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/422854_376862679008708_100000549366871_1354630_108 2200506_n.jpg

VaxjoDevil
02-25-2012, 09:31
I am bored. Working weekend nights at a logistics company is pure excitement.

Well, don't watch J. Edgar. Damn that was a boring drag.

Dr. Doom
02-25-2012, 09:50
I forget which of yous it was, but someones been posting a lot of Trailer Park Boys stuff - my favorite is the one of Bubbles with the "Something's Fucky" caption.

but yeah that motivated me to find a torrent with ALL their **** - demonoid ftw. Halfway through season 1 already. I caught most of that stuff on Tv101 on DirecTV, but had no idea there were multiple movies.

Best scene in that whole series:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocLwRlbn1-E
That was me. I was on a tpb tumblr while drunk :laugh: The water bong video was the first tpb that LNS showed me. Definitely one of the greatest ones.
http://i44.tinypic.com/288t6vt.png
http://i40.tinypic.com/sbhgmo.png

I just woke up and it feels great.

Getzo5
02-25-2012, 10:56
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-geico.jpg

haha

jkrdevil
02-25-2012, 12:35
the first rule about this board is

there are no rules

welcome aboard

Actually I think it is more like Fight Club. The first rule of fantasy hockey coach is you don't talk about fantasy hockey coach. Otherwise the undesirables might migrate.

Devilsfanatic
02-25-2012, 12:42
That's true. pfp ruined it by saying "his board" I think basically we have all our clientele here now.

Dr. Doom
02-25-2012, 12:44
wait, who's new here?

Devilsfanatic
02-25-2012, 12:47
wait, who's new here?

Darius Dangleitis.

Dr. Doom
02-25-2012, 12:51
oh, i knew that

Devilsfanatic
02-25-2012, 12:52
You mean, you "new" that.

Devilsfanatic
02-25-2012, 12:56
I'm such an *******, I love it.

Anytime anyone puts anything sentimental on Facebook, I respond with this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjC1r72hYgQ

I mean, not like if they say, 10 years ago today, my grandma passed, I love you grandma! That would just be sick, but I'm talking about "Oh, I have the best gf" "Oh, I have the best wife" "happy birthday sweetheart, I love you so much" that stuff gets that video.

OR, when my buddy posts anything World of Warcraft or Star Craft related

Dr. Doom
02-25-2012, 13:17
I really don't want to deal with my recycling and dishes

Devilsfanatic
02-25-2012, 13:36
Get a woman to do it, like they're supposed to.

Dr. Doom
02-25-2012, 13:45
Get a woman to do it, like they're supposed to.
It's a problem I've had for the last 8 months. My ex used to do my dishes. I wouldn't even tell her to, she would just do them. Also, when my friend lived on my couch for a couple of month she would do the dishes.

bort
02-25-2012, 13:52
muttley needs a boot in his face.

Clarkson Falls Down
02-25-2012, 13:58
He needs a little cyanide in his cheese fondue

bort
02-25-2012, 14:00
hes such a bag of dicks. i quite enjoyed when ilivm stuck it to him a little. nobody fucking cares about his lame *** dogs and his herpe ridden children.

Dr. Doom
02-25-2012, 14:01
dishes done. recycling in the bins.

bort
02-25-2012, 14:04
dishes done. recycling in the bins.

is that you muttley? are u gonna have a glass of whine, put the kids to sleep, yell at ur wife and talk smack on hf? go play frogger u shovel headed mongoloid.

Devilsfanatic
02-25-2012, 14:06
LOL!!!!!!! Where did all THIS come from?? I thought we just settled that he had a Jim like Schtick.

Dr. Doom
02-25-2012, 14:11
is that you muttley? are u gonna have a glass of whine, put the kids to sleep, yell at ur wife and talk smack on hf? go play frogger u shovel headed mongoloid.
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs6/2469188_o.gif

Clarkson Falls Down
02-25-2012, 14:17
LOL!!!!!!! Where did all THIS come from?? I thought we just settled that he had a Jim like Schtick.

With a dash of creeping on kids thrown in.

Devilsfanatic
02-25-2012, 14:18
Isthisreallife.gif

JimEIV
02-25-2012, 15:51
I'm so fucking drunk its not funny.:

onefatsurfer
02-25-2012, 15:54
I'm so fucking drunk its not funny.:

i'm workin' on it :cheers:

JimEIV
02-25-2012, 15:55
I asked my wife to blow me and she blew kisses at me. I said no that's not what I mean!

JimEIV
02-25-2012, 15:56
I'm not going to win tonight.

Dr. Doom
02-25-2012, 15:57
I was really drunk last night, so I probably won't be like that again tonight.

JimEIV
02-25-2012, 16:00
Oh boy someone at the bar asked me "what are you looking at" this might not end well.

Lord Ned Stark
02-25-2012, 16:02
Oh boy someone at the bar asked me "what are you looking at" this might not end well.

cuz i waste mothafuckas

onefatsurfer
02-25-2012, 16:05
Oh boy someone at the bar asked me "what are you looking at" this might not end well.

fight him

guyincognito
02-25-2012, 16:12
hes such a bag of dicks. i quite enjoyed when ilivm stuck it to him a little. nobody fucking cares about his lame *** dogs and his herpe ridden children.

Those dogs are seriously gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Devilsfanatic
02-25-2012, 16:13
Those dogs are seriously gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Yes there is. There's a lot wrong with that.

guyincognito
02-25-2012, 16:18
Yes there is. There's a lot wrong with that.

Well, you have to relate to the dogs, they live with that sociopath. Their homosexuality is their only escape.

Lord Ned Stark
02-25-2012, 16:23
i think im gonna go get some beer

Devilsfanatic
02-25-2012, 16:25
Well, you have to relate to the dogs, they live with that sociopath. Their homosexuality is their only escape.

LOL. So why does everyone hate him? I'm sure he's reading here too.

guyincognito
02-25-2012, 16:30
LOL. So why does everyone hate him? I'm sure he's reading here too.

He's a ****. Pretty simple reasoning. And yeah, this place needs a creeper bar. :laugh: At any given time there's twice as many people reading as this place has posters. Why would you read and not participate? So you can complain over there about it?

Devilsfanatic
02-25-2012, 16:32
He's a ****. Pretty simple reasoning. And yeah, this place needs a creeper bar. :laugh: At any given time there's twice as many people reading as this place has posters. Why would you read and not participate? So you can complain over there about it?

Oh that does happen. BIG complaints :laugh: come here and man up. It's like dealing with Internet John Cena.

Lord Ned Stark
02-25-2012, 17:33
they must be like lord ned stark and d fan are so edgy and cool and doesnt afraid of anything

Devilsfanatic
02-25-2012, 17:36
And have huge, penises.

Lord Ned Stark
02-25-2012, 17:38
have any of you guys ever heard of lucid dreaming before? ive only ever done it once. i was just about to have it happen again the other night but i got freaked out because i feels like your soul is levitating out of your body

Devilsfanatic
02-25-2012, 17:40
I've had erotic dreams, far too many times to count.

Lord Ned Stark
02-25-2012, 17:41
this is different.. its essentially dreaming where you control it.. not that im not controlling it when im dreaming of banging miley cyrus but you know what i mean

Lord Ned Stark
02-25-2012, 17:42
http://upload.offensivex.com/images/broqrq.jpg

Darius Dangleaitis
02-25-2012, 18:33
Yeah, what exactly is lucid dreaming? I've been aware that I was dreaming plenty of times. Usually I wake up immediately after I become "self-aware", so to speak.

Devilsfanatic
02-25-2012, 18:34
I've had vivid dreams, and it's so real they're scary. Sometimes, you wish there were and you wake up and are disappointed it's not real. And then there are some you're so relieved it was a dream

Lord Ned Stark
02-25-2012, 18:56
I think the difference between dreaming and lucid dreaming is the amount of control you have.

bort
02-25-2012, 20:36
my mom wears a sleep mask. she looks like a snork. i sleep just fine. my wife mutters in finnish and english. my cat snores. its adorable.

Lord Ned Stark
02-25-2012, 21:24
Is a heart rate of 128 normal after 20 min on the bike?

Clarkson Falls Down
02-25-2012, 21:25
I'm pretty high

Lord Ned Stark
02-25-2012, 21:31
Nicely done

doc e
02-25-2012, 23:29
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Earl-Motherfucking-Boykins.jpg

Devilsfanatic
02-25-2012, 23:33
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Earl-Motherfucking-Boykins.jpg

Nice photoshop!

doc e
02-26-2012, 00:48
Nice photoshop!

http://isanyoneup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/price5.gif

JimEIV
02-26-2012, 04:52
So the guy at the bar who said something to me was kid who grew up in my neighborhood. I'm 10 years older than he is and I had no idea who he was...

He goes what are you looking at? And the bartender ran over to him and said any trouble and your out... so the guy goes Jim is the trouble maker not me.

So I said how do you known my name? The guy goes I stole your credit card. I said you're ball buster aren't you? Now a bouncer is coming over and ask me if everything is alright. And the guy goes when did you cut all hair Jim? I said who are you?

He said Danny you really don't remember me? I said Danny from 27 Highland Street?

bort
02-26-2012, 07:44
highland street? oh yes, highland street. i once knew a man who lived on highland street. a long time ago, when i was a young man. not a day passes that i dont think about him and the promise that i made which i will always keep. that one perfect day on highland street.

Dr. Doom
02-26-2012, 07:54
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/internet-memes-lets-eat-out-tonight.jpg

bort
02-26-2012, 07:55
mmmm pap smear pancakes and a jolt cola

Devilsfanatic
02-26-2012, 08:30
http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/121/1215550/moments-in-superhero-douchery-20111229035828979-000.jpg

Tell 'em, Steve Dave!

Dr. Doom
02-26-2012, 08:41
http://www.addfunny.com/funnypictures/array/59/himymbatman.jpg

Dr. Doom
02-26-2012, 10:02
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/demotivational-posters-wtf1.jpg

jkrdevil
02-26-2012, 12:36
Gary Thorne is calling bowling right now on ESPN.

JimEIV
02-26-2012, 14:35
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/internet-memes-lets-eat-out-tonight.jpg

I'm positive I ate there.

JimEIV
02-26-2012, 14:36
My upper lip still stinks.

Dr. Doom
02-26-2012, 16:04
I'm positive I ate there.


My upper lip still stinks.
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-gifs-know-what-i-mean.gif

vonbonds
02-26-2012, 17:26
A little late night smoking...

http://lewisfamilyphotos.smugmug.com/Cooking/BigGreenEgg/Cooking/i-HkLBgKS/0/L/IMG0119-L.jpg

Dr. Doom
02-26-2012, 17:29
So jealous. Post the results so I can pretend that I didn't eat microwave mac and cheese tonight.

Dr. Doom
02-26-2012, 17:32
Also, I don't think there is anything I hate more than studying and doing hw.

selyar
02-26-2012, 17:32
just the pic of that smoker made me hungry. i had a portobello burger tonight.

selyar
02-26-2012, 17:32
Jon, you know what's sad is I kinda miss it.

Dr. Doom
02-26-2012, 17:35
You say that now :laugh:

It's just so meaningless! Stupid sociology class! Then I need to search through readings I didn't do to answer questions for my manufacturing class, which has a hw very conveniently placed in the day in between my two exams.:banghead:

selyar
02-26-2012, 17:42
oh f non engineering class homework. i never want to write another paper again. but i'm jonesing for a problem set. i should start studying for the PE or something


dear lord i have a problem. i was so excited to do that circuits problem the other day.

vonbonds
02-26-2012, 17:42
So jealous. Post the results so I can pretend that I didn't eat microwave mac and cheese tonight.

It will look like this when it is done. I have done this one many times...

http://lewisfamilyphotos.smugmug.com/Cooking/BigGreenEgg/Pork/i-5XzTbkr/0/L/P7311106-L.jpg

pariseforpresident
02-26-2012, 17:49
In the past 72 hours all I've had is 3 slices of pizza and a tiny bit of egg salad

Dr. Doom
02-26-2012, 17:49
It will look like this when it is done. I have done this one many times...

http://lewisfamilyphotos.smugmug.com/Cooking/BigGreenEgg/Pork/i-5XzTbkr/0/L/P7311106-L.jpg
http://playstationeu.i.lithium.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/88211i1A45A883B46E6017/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1

vonbonds
02-26-2012, 17:51
In the past 72 hours all I've had is 3 slices of pizza and a tiny bit of egg salad

Come on over!