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VaxjoDevil
04-13-2012, 21:08
Soccer sucks and those "soccer is not for everybody" commercials are fucking terrible! Those ads make me hate that queer sport even more than usual.

I need a drink.

You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

pariseforpresident
04-13-2012, 21:09
How about your attendance?

Very little hispanics

JimEIV
04-13-2012, 21:11
Very little hispanics

OK....

JimEIV
04-13-2012, 21:15
You have abssolutely no idea what you are talking about.

Soccer sucks. What about that don't I not know?

There is a reason in the vast amount of US High Schools soccer teams can hardly get field time. Because it is irrelevant here. Not unlike hockey....no matter how hard you try, it will always be irrelevant.

VaxjoDevil
04-13-2012, 21:17
What don't I know about? Soccer sucks. What about that don't I not know?

There is a reason in the vast amount of US High Schools soccer teams can hardly get field time. Because it is irrelevant here. Not unlike hockey....no matter how hard you try, it will always be irrelevant.

You are talking about soccer. You know nothing about soccer.

VaxjoDevil
04-13-2012, 21:18
Calling it soccer, and not football, is actually gay as hell.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-13-2012, 21:21
But its the worlds ga.....zZZZzZZZzZZZZZ

i'll pay attention once every four years when our country loses to third world African countries at divegrass

JimEIV
04-13-2012, 21:21
Calling it soccer, and not football, is actually gay as hell.

Gay as hell is any sport you can use your hands and faking injury is part of your skill set.

Devilsfanatic
04-13-2012, 21:25
Gay as hell is any sport you can use your hands and faking injury is part of your skill set.

Hockey does this all the time.

vonbonds
04-13-2012, 21:27
Gay as hell is any sport you can use your hands and faking injury is part of your skill set.

BINGO! Take that out of the game and I would take it a lot more seriously.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-13-2012, 21:27
Soccer is great.


When you are fucking six.


Who wants some baby

VaxjoDevil
04-13-2012, 21:27
Gay as hell is any sport you can use your hands and faking injury is part of your skill set.

I hate that part of football. Didn't use to be like it. But I can tell you that I was a "marker" when I played. Got instructed by the coach to follow and destroy their best player. And it's quite easy to go after those unprotected legs. I was ruthless, but they never whined a bit.

vonbonds
04-13-2012, 21:28
Hockey does this all the time.

Payback is a ***** in hockey though. Ask Sidney how that has worked out for him.

VaxjoDevil
04-13-2012, 21:28
Soccer is great.


When you are fucking six.


Who wants some baby

Come and play, see who is a baby. You'd survive some 30 seconds.

JimEIV
04-13-2012, 21:30
http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/sports/2011/03/24/major-league-soccer-poised-overtake-nhl-4th-popular-professional-sports-league/
Very little hispanics

Devilsfanatic
04-13-2012, 21:41
Blanket statement:

All of you, knock it off.

Jim, Sommsy, we get it, you don't like soccer.

pfp, vaxjo you guys love football.

Nothing else will come from it other than "they dive, this sport is gay" "you know nothing" that's pretty much the crux of both arguments. Time to move on to something you can all agree on, like beer.

VaxjoDevil
04-13-2012, 21:42
Discussing beer is gay. Everyone agrees it's good.

Devilsfanatic
04-13-2012, 21:44
Lets not use "gay" so liberally. We have a few here that might get offended by it.

VaxjoDevil
04-13-2012, 21:46
Lolwut? You're the worst offender of all. I'm missing something here.

vonbonds
04-13-2012, 21:47
Lets not use "gay" so liberally. We have a few here that might get offended by it.

I don't even know who you are....

vonbonds
04-13-2012, 21:47
Lolwut? You're the worst offender of all. I'm missing something here.

No ****..lol

Devilsfanatic
04-13-2012, 21:48
Lolwut? You're the worst offender of all. I'm missing something here.

I actually only call out real homosexuals.

Ranger fans.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-13-2012, 21:48
Come and play, see who is a baby. You'd survive some 30 seconds.

I'll travel back in time and tell my mother to pack the Astrovan with Capri Sun.

VaxjoDevil
04-13-2012, 22:30
Nobody got really mad about the soccer discussion, right?

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-13-2012, 22:33
I keed

VaxjoDevil
04-13-2012, 22:34
We're all good.

VaxjoDevil
04-13-2012, 22:38
I just checked weather.com It says there will be snow showers next week, wtf.

Devilsfanatic
04-13-2012, 22:44
**** weather.com I'll kill them.

VaxjoDevil
04-13-2012, 22:55
Sorry, I made a mistake, it was actually Vxj :laugh:

Devilsfanatic
04-13-2012, 23:09
Thank God. I don't want to drive in that to NJ, I hope it's good weather :laugh:

Dr. Doom
04-14-2012, 02:22
Off to take my exam. I can't wait to drink when I get home.

Also, the people that don't like soccer or "futbol", would like it if they took a little time to actually watch and understand the sport. I'd bet you would all like it if the USA we even close to relevant in the sport.

vonbonds
04-14-2012, 06:27
Off to take my exam. I can't wait to drink when I get home.

Also, the people that don't like soccer or "futbol", would like it if they took a little time to actually watch and understand the sport. I'd bet you would all like it if the USA we even close to relevant in the sport.

Good luck!

Krinkle
04-14-2012, 06:39
How do you tell a 6 month old it's okay to sleep in on weekends? Little dude was up 2 hours earlier than on a "school" day!

Napping now thankfully, time to get some **** done before we head to AC. Dropping him off and grandma and grandpas in Point, then heading to check that new place Revel out, a sportsbook to bet the last Derby prep races and then off to the HOB for Clutch - can't wait, haven't seen a show since before little man was born.

Getzo5
04-14-2012, 06:58
Football (suck it) is the most beautiful sport in the world... (ok probably not, there`s women`s beach volleyball).

vonbonds
04-14-2012, 07:14
Football (suck it) is the most beautiful sport in the world... (ok probably not, there`s women`s beach volleyball).

Now you are talking...sports and porn married together in bliss!

vonbonds
04-14-2012, 07:15
How do you tell a 6 month old it's okay to sleep in on weekends? Little dude was up 2 hours earlier than on a "school" day!

Napping now thankfully, time to get some **** done before we head to AC. Dropping him off and grandma and grandpas in Point, then heading to check that new place Revel out, a sportsbook to bet the last Derby prep races and then off to the HOB for Clutch - can't wait, haven't seen a show since before little man was born.

My kid is almost 4 and sleeping in means 7am. This is why adults age fast!

Krinkle
04-14-2012, 07:55
My kid is almost 4 and sleeping in means 7am. This is why adults age fast!

Ugh, why did no one tell me this.

When I was a kid I routinely slept til like noon on days off.

Man I was a fucking saint :laugh:

He's been out now for nearly an hour and a half so that's good. Getting **** done housework wise, but something's wrong with this picture.

I'm home with the kid, doing laundry and **** - the Mrs. is out getting her car inspected and shopping. She's definitely driving home from AC tonight

njdevsfn95
04-14-2012, 08:05
Soccer is great...and no one likes divers (in any sport).

A big reason for America's lack of prominence (dominance?) in the sport is that our best athletes do not play it after a certain age.

Could you imagine if some of the best football/basketball players were actually hockey/soccer players instead? Canada and Europe wouldn't stand a chance. There are more people in this country that could be playing a particular sport than people that actually LIVE in some European countries but instead the big money isn't in soccer in the US but in other sports.

If that were to change, then we would have a different conversation.

vonbonds
04-14-2012, 08:41
Ugh, why did no one tell me this.

When I was a kid I routinely slept til like noon on days off.

Man I was a fucking saint :laugh:

He's been out now for nearly an hour and a half so that's good. Getting **** done housework wise, but something's wrong with this picture.

I'm home with the kid, doing laundry and **** - the Mrs. is out getting her car inspected and shopping. She's definitely driving home from AC tonight

Does your wife stay at home or work? Mine is a housewife so little journeys like that away from the kid is golden to them. I made breakfast this morning (I try to on the weekends) just to give her a mini break.

Krinkle
04-14-2012, 08:53
Does your wife stay at home or work? Mine is a housewife so little journeys like that away from the kid is golden to them. I made breakfast this morning (I try to on the weekends) just to give her a mini break.

We both work, little dude goes to daycare during the week - I'm Mr. Mom in the morning b/c she takes a balls early train to the city, my job is goofy so I stroll in between 9 and 11 and I get out anywhere between 5 pm and midnight depending on what kind of changes I have going in.


Overall she's just not keen on housewife stuff - drives me nuts :laugh: She'll come home and I'll be mopping the floor or dusting or cleaning the windows, she asks, "Hey whatcha doing" "Um, fucking cleaning, take notes" She'll find any excuse to escape the house on weekends b/c she knows my wrath is coming - her side of the office and the bedroom are causes for frequent arguments.

njdevsfn95
04-14-2012, 09:05
Krinkle gets owned by the Mrs

:laugh:

Devilsfanatic
04-14-2012, 09:16
Every Mr. is owned by the Mrs. Even Mr. EIV, he won't admit it and will act all alpha male, but, he's full of crappppppp.

VaxjoDevil
04-14-2012, 09:18
The potential of an angry woman will always be more threatening than the potential of a angry man.

vonbonds
04-14-2012, 09:20
Ha, it is true. Most wives own their husbands. I have seen a few male run households (I don't mean house husbands) and all have been utter disasters. Most women have a level of compassion and selflessness that really help a home feel like home.

vonbonds
04-14-2012, 09:30
VD, can you post that YouTube video again where you play piano for a promo? I want to show my wife and I can't find it. Thanks!

Krinkle
04-14-2012, 09:31
Krinkle gets owned by the Mrs

:laugh:



Every Mr. is owned by the Mrs. Even Mr. EIV, he won't admit it and will act all alpha male, but, he's full of crappppppp.

Nah we split stuff up pretty well, just when it comes to the **** no one wants to do, she finds clever ways out of it and fights me tooth and nail. Tomorrow is going to be fun, my new corner desk for the office came last week - it's been sitting in a box waiting for me to put it together but there's no room in the office b/c she has 7 boxes of **** and her table is covered in **** - all old, unopened mail

It's all going in the chiminea tomorrow if it's not moved/sorted/thrown out. I have no idea why she's saving 3/4s of that crap.


Ha, it is true. Most wives own their husbands. I have seen a few male run households (I don't mean house husbands) and all have been utter disasters. Most women have a level of compassion and selflessness that really help a home feel like home.

My wife definitely lacks this. She can't comprehend why I get so annoyed when I walk into a room, and **** is just strewn about - it looks like crap. Our kitchen and den are the worst, it looks like a couple of pack rats live there. Then den is getting better though b/c of the little guy - I'd much rather toys thrown all around then newspapers, mail, her work ****, s hoes, clothes, etc. My fireplace room is spotless, the basement is doing okay - b/c she's never in either! The dining room and office are my next two projects tomorrow, I always ask her, "Let's say someone you work with or one of your friends called up and said, 'Hey I'm in the neighborhood can I stop by?" What would you say? You'd make up an excuse b/c you'd be too embarrassed to show them this place, I know I would!"

It's tough to keep on top of, we have a huge house and I think bit off more than we could chew - between the landscaping outside all the crap inside, it's a daunting task that's for sure.

vonbonds
04-14-2012, 09:45
Nah we split stuff up pretty well, just when it comes to the **** no one wants to do, she finds clever ways out of it and fights me tooth and nail. Tomorrow is going to be fun, my new corner desk for the office came last week - it's been sitting in a box waiting for me to put it together but there's no room in the office b/c she has 7 boxes of **** and her table is covered in **** - all old, unopened mail

It's all going in the chiminea tomorrow if it's not moved/sorted/thrown out. I have no idea why she's saving 3/4s of that crap.



My wife definitely lacks this. She can't comprehend why I get so annoyed when I walk into a room, and **** is just strewn about - it looks like crap. Our kitchen and den are the worst, it looks like a couple of pack rats live there. Then den is getting better though b/c of the little guy - I'd much rather toys thrown all around then newspapers, mail, her work ****, s hoes, clothes, etc. My fireplace room is spotless, the basement is doing okay - b/c she's never in either! The dining room and office are my next two projects tomorrow, I always ask her, "Let's say someone you work with or one of your friends called up and said, 'Hey I'm in the neighborhood can I stop by?" What would you say? You'd make up an excuse b/c you'd be too embarrassed to show them this place, I know I would!"

It's tough to keep on top of, we have a huge house and I think bit off more than we could chew - between the landscaping outside all the crap inside, it's a daunting task that's for sure.

We are in the same boat with buying a house too big. We love it but don't really need it. We don't try to do it all ourselves. We have a lawn service take care of most of the outside and a cleaning service that comes out every 6 weeks or so for the deep cleanings. It is an expense but helps keep things in order very well which helps keep harmony here. My wife is the neat one and I am a bit messy but I try to be better for her as it drives her crazy when I am bad..lol.

VaxjoDevil
04-14-2012, 09:56
I remember when we bought the house, and thinking "in three-four years we'll get a bigger one". Now we're saying hell no.

selyar
04-14-2012, 10:11
Rob and I are both kinda messy so I see it being an uphill battle for both of us to keep our future home orderly

selyar
04-14-2012, 11:12
checked something off the wedding list today.

we're now the owners of two rings we can't wear yet.

vonbonds
04-14-2012, 11:23
checked something off the wedding list today.

we're now the owners of two rings we can't wear yet.

When is your wedding? Sounds like it is getting close.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-14-2012, 13:50
"Why did you nut in my hair!?"

Because it's the cup.

Dr. Doom
04-14-2012, 15:08
i'm going to drink until i can't see.
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2dwd1GW5x1qcov7xo1_500.gif

selyar
04-14-2012, 16:18
When is your wedding? Sounds like it is getting close.

august 18

according to theknot.com its 120 something days last time i checked

gifts are accepted via paypal. :)

Dr. Doom
04-14-2012, 16:24
can i crash the wedding reception?

Dr. Doom
04-14-2012, 16:30
one drink and i'm ready to fall asleep :laugh:

selyar
04-14-2012, 16:30
if we get enough nos and you pay for a plate

Devilsfanatic
04-14-2012, 16:31
Cohrs, we should crash it anyway. Uncle Ned's Kids with the NPO Holy Shirts and Pants.

Dr. Doom
04-14-2012, 16:35
i think we would have to find out where it is first haha.

i'm already going to my cousin's wedding this summer, so i'll have a brand new suit to show off

Dr. Doom
04-14-2012, 16:37
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzubntWpWG1r6ja9oo1_500.gif

selyar
04-14-2012, 16:39
there are no uncle ned's on either side of the family. sorry DF. haha

Dr. Doom
04-14-2012, 16:39
am i allowed to get a haircut or does that fall under playoff rules?

i never cut my hair during the season when i played.

selyar
04-14-2012, 16:42
i'd say a haircut is ok, but i'm not well versed on these things

Devilsfanatic
04-14-2012, 16:46
Uncle Ed?

selyar
04-14-2012, 16:48
all uncles and children will be accounted for on my side, however try rob, he's got some family in florida that might work. haha

Devilsfanatic
04-14-2012, 16:50
Not ******* children.

Lord Ned Stark
04-14-2012, 17:15
We don't need no stinking plates!

guyincognito
04-14-2012, 17:16
That's what the cocktail hour is for.

selyar
04-14-2012, 17:18
actually we're having a cocktail reception so it's basically like never ending cocktail hour

cocktail hour is always the best part, right? why should it end??

Lord Ned Stark
04-14-2012, 17:19
Introduces everyone... And these are all my Internet friends

Devilsfanatic
04-14-2012, 17:47
Haha, internet friends are the best!

Vinnie
04-14-2012, 18:05
http://i.imgur.com/bhhLK.gif

Devilsfanatic
04-14-2012, 18:07
I love it. Kill him, Sub-Zero!

I'm doing a baseball draft now. I want to be good at baseball fantasy.

VaxjoDevil
04-14-2012, 19:50
VD, can you post that YouTube video again where you play piano for a promo? I want to show my wife and I can't find it. Thanks!

Sure, absolutely! Here it is. Can't hear me play though, haha. I'll have the website for the festival up in a couple of days.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAqbZbi0MDU

vonbonds
04-14-2012, 20:08
Awesome, thanks! You have a very cool job. It must be pretty cool to have the artistic skills you possess.

Krinkle, my boy just scared the **** out of me in the downstairs bathroom 10 minutes ago asking for a grilled cheese. Instead of enjoying an evening alone watching Phoenix/Chicago since my wife went to bed I made him the damn sandwich and will go to bed with him since it is so late as I need him to sleep. The fun never ends!

Lord Ned Stark
04-14-2012, 21:03
http://www.abload.de/img/r6zqu0rfojc.gif

JimEIV
04-14-2012, 21:36
Chillin in Atlantic City.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/JimEIV/photobucket-4302-1334463968343.jpg

Devilsfanatic
04-14-2012, 21:39
Boy, your wife sure was excited to be there. Nice fishnet stockings.

Lord Ned Stark
04-14-2012, 22:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgTONJm8DIo&feature=related

bill this is wut i was talkin about

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 07:53
i got to much needed sleep last night. i fell asleep watching the first games and then just went to bed. got a good 12 or so hours of sleep last night.

vonbonds
04-15-2012, 08:08
i got to much needed sleep last night. i fell asleep watching the first games and then just went to bed. got a good 12 or so hours of sleep last night.

I am jelly.

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 08:24
I am jelly.
trust me you aren't jelly of me from yesterday. and definitely not jelly of me from the past 2 or so weeks.

woke up 5 am, drove an hour to test site, proceeded to take exam for 8 hours, drove an hour home, ate, had a single drink (first in 2 weeks), and passed out from exhaustion.

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 08:56
no one take the gdt! i'm on a fucking run here with my gdt's and my method!

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 09:03
larry david on conan
http://teamcoco.com/video/larry-david-parking
http://teamcoco.com/video/larry-david-fame

the social assassin

njdevsfn95
04-15-2012, 09:18
Game of Thrones tonight.

Oh, and some hockey team also plays tonight.

Devilsfanatic
04-15-2012, 09:23
I'm doing nothing today but sitting in front of the TV.

The hockey quad-header, the Game of Thrones and baseball in between commercial breaks. What a day.

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 09:25
I'm doing nothing today but sitting in front of the TV.

The hockey quad-header, the Game of Thrones and baseball in between commercial breaks. What a day.
my senior project group has until 3 to let me know if i have to do anything, otherwise i'm going to start drinking.

Devilsfanatic
04-15-2012, 09:28
And my parents are leaving for the day too. It really is perfect.

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 09:28
so you'll be able to jerk off with the volume up

Devilsfanatic
04-15-2012, 09:30
I do that when they're around. I live in the basement and play an MMO.

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 09:33
i think i might get a haircut tomorrow

VaxjoDevil
04-15-2012, 10:12
I'm gonna go to a public skate and look at some female ***. If I just sit all day I get hyper at night and can't sleep.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-15-2012, 10:28
I will catch GoT on HBOGO when I get home.

I love the future.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-15-2012, 10:29
My roommate works EMT hours, I have my own personal jack-castle half the time.

Devilsfanatic
04-15-2012, 10:31
lol, this is the time of the day I call over a broad.

Parents are gone, come ****.

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 10:50
then why are you here talking to us :sarcasm:

Devilsfanatic
04-15-2012, 10:51
They're still here for a bit.

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 11:13
so it looks like there isn't anything for me to work on today. let the drinking begin.

Devilsfanatic
04-15-2012, 11:31
I'm not much a fan of NBA superstars. But, I am a fan of this:

http://globalgrind.com/news/carmelo-anthony-trayvon-martin-sybrina-fulton-new-york-knicks-photos

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 11:37
i like big butts and i can not lie

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 12:02
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hi41Z9c81qafsv7o1_250.gif

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 12:05
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hi41Z9c81qafsv7o1_250.gif
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-O7WcNPJFBUs/TiebWxp7GWI/AAAAAAAAAkI/ZJ3uvtnp8vY/s1600/Purple-Haze-Marijuana-2.jpg

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-15-2012, 12:06
Wait, didnt that Trayvon kid attack that person first? Am I missing something?

The white guilt in the media has reached new heights.

Reminds me of the mother of the absolute savage of murdered that Lakewood cop, who asked people "not to judge her baby".

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-15-2012, 12:07
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-O7WcNPJFBUs/TiebWxp7GWI/AAAAAAAAAkI/ZJ3uvtnp8vY/s1600/Purple-Haze-Marijuana-2.jpg

http://dailyhumorpix.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/vlcsnap-000173.jpg

njdevsfn95
04-15-2012, 12:08
Purple is a fruit.

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 12:10
you don't even know man.

Devilsfanatic
04-15-2012, 12:11
Wait, didnt that Trayvon kid attack that person first? Am I missing something?

The white guilt in the media has reached new heights.

Reminds me of the mother of the absolute savage of murdered that Lakewood cop, who asked people "not to judge her baby".

Uhm, no?

Clearly you haven't been keeping up with the trial at all. He followed Martin, when 911 told him NOT to follow the kid. Which he didn't do, and then shot the kid. A 200lb 28 year old shouldn't get beat up by a 17 year old 160lb guy. That's like you or I getting beat up by pacman or stevenmastrosimone.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-15-2012, 12:12
Ah, again, I have not kept up with that story since 100 times out of 101 if it involves a black child it automatically means a white man is at fault. The NBC edit of the 9-11 call was disgusting, removing all of the questions by the 911 operator.

Thats terrible if what you say is indeed true.

Pacman can throw bows.

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 12:13
super silver haze
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m27ijwfyTr1qi987lo1_250.gif

3 months...

Lord Ned Stark
04-15-2012, 12:13
hes not even white. 80 percent of people think hes white

pariseforpresident
04-15-2012, 12:14
I hope he's found not guilty just for the reactions

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-15-2012, 12:14
Again, more of my up to date knowledge at work.

The media has soured me on any story involving race.

Devilsfanatic
04-15-2012, 12:15
Ah, again, I have not kept up with that story since 100 times out of 101 if it involves a black child it automatically means a white man is at fault. The NBC edit of the 9-11 call was disgusting, removing all of the questions by the 911 operator.

Thats terrible if what you say is indeed true.

Pacman can throw bows.

Yeah, that wasn't cool. But he was still told, don't follow him. Let the police do it. Add in the fact that all pictures of Zimmerman immediately after showed ZERO signs of any kind of blows. The whole thing stinks to high heaven. Too bad there's not enough evidence to convict him. He will walk. He should have caught the manslaughter charge, not the 2nd degree murder.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-15-2012, 12:15
This thread needs a vape-tron.

My opinion on said plant is under wraps because of my true profession.

Devilsfanatic
04-15-2012, 12:16
I hope he's found not guilty just for the reactions

He'll be found not guilty because there isn't enough evidence. Unfortunately, Florida's asinine gun laws will be the deciding factor.

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 12:17
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2be04unWh1rody9mo1_400.gif
these are my feelings on the whole thing

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-15-2012, 12:17
Chip, no, dont do it, but it was too late

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 12:18
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29ragwTt61qj9gi8o1_500.jpg

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-15-2012, 12:21
Then I thought about the last woman I had sex with...

I had to get Mary Jane back.

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 12:23
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2aec2H9zP1qhjbxeo1_400.gif

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-15-2012, 12:26
Crackhead lookin in the car like its Jurassic Park and ****.

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 12:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qoCq-KsmZU
:(

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 13:47
yup i'm drunk.

Dr. Doom
04-15-2012, 14:31
mmmmmmm potato skins

Krinkle
04-15-2012, 14:44
We are in the same boat with buying a house too big. We love it but don't really need it. We don't try to do it all ourselves. We have a lawn service take care of most of the outside and a cleaning service that comes out every 6 weeks or so for the deep cleanings. It is an expense but helps keep things in order very well which helps keep harmony here. My wife is the neat one and I am a bit messy but I try to be better for her as it drives her crazy when I am bad..lol.

Yeah I think we're gonna get a maid service to do some basic stuff, and my pal the landscaper is getting a call this week.


Awesome, thanks! You have a very cool job. It must be pretty cool to have the artistic skills you possess.

Krinkle, my boy just scared the **** out of me in the downstairs bathroom 10 minutes ago asking for a grilled cheese. Instead of enjoying an evening alone watching Phoenix/Chicago since my wife went to bed I made him the damn sandwich and will go to bed with him since it is so late as I need him to sleep. The fun never ends!

Wait, you were in the shitter and he knocked on the door asking for a sandwich?? :laugh:


Chillin in Atlantic City.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/JimEIV/photobucket-4302-1334463968343.jpg

No **** - is that the Showboat? I was there last night! We checked out Revel too, very nice - won around a 100 play Let it Ride, good game.

Devilsfanatic
04-15-2012, 14:51
Yes! The hot girl on twitter is following me back. Now, for the next step in my nefarious plan......sleep with her.

SLNP
04-15-2012, 21:46
dat ***

onefatsurfer
04-16-2012, 04:48
That was the last time I'll put on my glasses. Leaving for LASIK in an hour. Oh yeah!

selyar
04-16-2012, 05:12
good luck hunny. i love you.

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 06:25
cohrs i wish u had facebook right now. i just saw the funniest fucking thing ever. this kid basically committed facebook suicide on tabitha's page .. fucking hilarious.. hes like i feel left out i see you and your friends in all these pictures and it makes me feel so lonely and he just keeps going on and on and on its so FUCKING hilarious

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 06:46
cohrs i wish u had facebook right now. i just saw the funniest fucking thing ever. this kid basically committed facebook suicide on tabitha's page .. fucking hilarious.. hes like i feel left out i see you and your friends in all these pictures and it makes me feel so lonely and he just keeps going on and on and on its so FUCKING hilarious

From the sounds of it I feel badly for the guy. Back in my day if you weren't cool it wasn't plastered all over social media. Sounds like the kid is awkward to a degree and is giving even more fodder to make fun of him.

I dunno, once I became a parent I gained a totally different perspective on these kinds of things. Same with the Facebook stuff joked about on KoreanDevil or whatever his nickname is these days in the game day thread. I am sure you guys are joking about goofing on him but he just comes off as sad on HF in my eyes. I got on him in the NFL thread a while back about bitching and making excuses after SF lost. My rant on him was to get him to just shut up and stop looking like a fool. Why give people ammunition to destroy you.

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 06:59
I get what you are saying. There's a difference between being socially awkward and outright creepy though.

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 07:29
I get what you are saying. There's a difference between being socially awkward and outright creepy though.

I hear ya. That is why I feel badly for the kid versus condemning you. I don't have all (or any) of the facts. Facebook just makes awkward and/or creepy people come off a lot worse than they usually are.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 07:50
That was the last time I'll put on my glasses. Leaving for LASIK in an hour. Oh yeah!
good luck

cohrs i wish u had facebook right now. i just saw the funniest fucking thing ever. this kid basically committed facebook suicide on tabitha's page .. fucking hilarious.. hes like i feel left out i see you and your friends in all these pictures and it makes me feel so lonely and he just keeps going on and on and on its so FUCKING hilarious
sounds really weird

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 07:51
good luck hunny. i love you.

Get a room!


That was the last time I'll put on my glasses. Leaving for LASIK in an hour. Oh yeah!

So you can see her!

Good luck.

selyar
04-16-2012, 07:52
That was the last time I'll put on my glasses. Leaving for LASIK in an hour. Oh yeah!

i was expecting to hear from him by now. his appointment was at 10:15 and the whole thing should only take like 5 minutes.

Big#D
04-16-2012, 07:53
i was expecting to hear from him by now. his appointment was at 10:15 and the whole thing should only take like 5 minutes.

maybe they botched the surgery and he sent a text to his other fiancee by accident

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 07:55
i was expecting to hear from him by now. his appointment was at 10:15 and the whole thing should only take like 5 minutes.
maybe they shot a laser through his head

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 07:55
i was expecting to hear from him by now. his appointment was at 10:15 and the whole thing should only take like 5 minutes.

He is probably still sitting in the waiting room.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 07:56
i drank way too much yesterday.

selyar
04-16-2012, 07:56
maybe they botched the surgery


come on dude, not funny.



and he sent a text to his other fiancee by accident

like someone else would put up with him? yeah not happening.

selyar
04-16-2012, 07:57
maybe they shot a laser through his head

maybe that will fix the ADHD?


He is probably still sitting in the waiting room.

this is what i was thinking too, but i'd expect some sort of complaint about still waiting

Big#D
04-16-2012, 08:03
i assumed if the thing only lasts 5 minutes, they have it pretty much down to a science by now. sorry.

if you still haven't heard, you can always call the office where he's having it done and ask how it's going.

selyar
04-16-2012, 08:03
ok, i got a text.

"done."

nothing like short and sweet.

selyar
04-16-2012, 08:05
i assumed if the thing only lasts 5 minutes, they have it pretty much down to a science by now. sorry.

if you still haven't heard, you can always call the office where he's having it done and ask how it's going.

it is down to a science. and you're totally right. the place is like a chop shop he said.

it's still his eyes though, and there's always a chance. but at least i know he's alive now.

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 08:07
it is down to a science. and you're totally right. the place is like a chop shop he said.

it's still his eyes though, and there's always a chance. but at least i know he's alive now.

Since he is fine I can't help myself. If they did botch it and he was blind you could have kissed your reduction good bye :laugh:

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 08:08
ok, i got a text.

"done."

nothing like short and sweet.
must make joke...

selyar
04-16-2012, 08:11
Since he is fine I can't help myself. If they did botch it and he was blind you could have kissed your reduction good bye :laugh:


hopefully i can keep losing weight and then maybe i won't need one. i was always so jealous of the other girls on my field hockey team. when we used to start summer practices they would all complain about how getting in shape made them lose their *****. that never happened to me. i'd lose it everywhere else, just not there.

i know so many people who wanted my problem, but gah, they're just so damn annoying

and i realize as a bunch of dudes, you all think it's a sin i want them gone.




must make joke...

go ahead!

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 08:14
hopefully i can keep losing weight and then maybe i won't need one. i was always so jealous of the other girls on my field hockey team. when we used to start summer practices they would all complain about how getting in shape made them lose their *****. that never happened to me. i'd lose it everywhere else, just not there.

i know so many people who wanted my problem, but gah, they're just so damn annoying

and i realize as a bunch of dudes, you all think it's a sin i want them gone.





go ahead!
ofs is crying inside.

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 08:31
My wife doesn't mind me watching Devils games on the main TV in the family room but not the other games since she finds it pretty boring. Being it is playoff time I am watching the games in my "Man Cave". Check out how it looks (please excuse my iPad pics)..

617618

10 year old 27" TV with an FAO Schwarz explosion as accent pieces everywhere. Behind my sitting location is the Play Doh station and more toys..I spared you all.

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 10:43
This is hysterical! Oh @NHLShanahan looking like a fool again! http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/04/16/keefe-to-the-city-brendan-shanahan-is-ruining-the-nhl/

Why do the Devils associate with such riff raff? I mean, this is Ranger fandom and then, we're the ones who are supposedly the bad guys for hating the Rangers when this person goes on anti-Crosby rants all the time. Unreal that the Devils tie themselves to this "generals" crap. I really think we have possibly the worst fan base in the NHL.

Tao Jones
04-16-2012, 11:00
I'm not asking about the severity of the taps Boyle put on Karlsson's face, but how many did he get in without taking his glove off?

Karlsson wasn't exactly a willing partner either.

selyar
04-16-2012, 11:07
OMG i'm going to take the plotter outside and beat it with a bat.

**** you printer. **** you.

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 11:08
Rangers fans go berserk if you tell them that. Boyle was such a tough guy, ready to rough up 5'10 Karlsson but won't go with 6'5 Carkner. Fucking *****.

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 11:10
Rangers fans go berserk if you tell them that. Boyle was such a tough guy, ready to rough up 5'10 Karlsson but won't go with 6'5 Carkner. Fucking *****.

I didn't see the game. Was it he didn't want to go or he wanted to draw a PP for his team?

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 11:10
OMG i'm going to take the plotter outside and beat it with a bat.

**** you printer. **** you.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1h5q0HulZ1qzcv7no1_400.jpg

Tao Jones
04-16-2012, 11:10
Boyle asked for what he got.

Tao Jones
04-16-2012, 11:14
I didn't see the game. Was it he didn't want to go or he wanted to draw a PP for his team?

Couldn't find yt for Boyle on Karlsson right away:

http://video.thescore.com/watch/boyle-punches-karlsson#./boyle-punches-karlsson?&_suid=133460090695900646857274051239



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV_YZC8zvAQ&feature=related

edit: cut and paste fail

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 11:14
I didn't see the game. Was it he didn't want to go or he wanted to draw a PP for his team?

He didn't want to go. He knew that Carkner was there for him because of his actions from game one, but he refused. And so he ate a few and he deserved em all, it's not like Carkner was hitting some defenseless little player. He was wailing on a giant tree.

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 11:35
This is why hockey is the best sport. It is an "honest" game for most players. If you cross the line the you will get what is coming to you eventually.

Getzo5
04-16-2012, 11:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WthmfjvHZm8&feature=player_embedded

For those who haven`t seen it yet.

Tao Jones
04-16-2012, 11:43
It's funny because Carkner takes one glove off and hits him with gloved fist first almost like he's teaching him, "This is what a gloved fist like you used feels like and here's what an ungloved fist feels like."

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 11:55
OMG i'm going to take the plotter outside and beat it with a bat.

**** you printer. **** you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3v0drnTdQ

selyar
04-16-2012, 11:57
i can't see youtubes at work, but if that isn't office space i'd be disappointed.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 11:58
i just watched last night's Game of Thrones. I still think it is very meh. At least this episode was better than the last one. I'm still not a fan of the actress that plays Yara (Asha) and if Little finger meets up with Cat I'm not going to be too happy.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 11:59
i can't see youtubes at work, but if that isn't office space i'd be disappointed.
oh it is.

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 12:00
It was OK. Showing Lommy getting killed was awesome. I liked Yoren's death too.

I really hate Asha though, she is hideous.

JimEIV
04-16-2012, 12:02
I killed a 1-2 no limit game Saturday at Caesar's

Up $800 in 4 hours of play....I love dumb drunk people!

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 12:03
It was OK. Showing Lommy getting killed was awesome. I liked Yoren's death too.

I really hate Asha though, she is hideous.
It isn't just her being ugly, she is such a horrible actress. I see how they kinda cut a bunch of stuff out of how things really unfolded there, but I get why they did it.

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 12:06
They've made a few changes where I say, ah well. Like making Shae, Sansa's assistant and not Lollys and Tanda. Makes more sense to cut out fluff characters.

And to me it us her ugliness. I get Brienne is supposed to be but this thing. The iron islands are probably devoid of babes, just look at that captain's daughter. woof.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 12:10
They've made a few changes where I say, ah well. Like making Shae, Sansa's assistant and not Lollys and Tanda. Makes more sense to cut out fluff characters.

And to me it us her ugliness. I get Brienne is supposed to be but this thing. The iron islands are probably devoid of babes, just look at that captain's daughter. woof.
hahaha. i'm really afraid that Littlefinger is going to go to Cat. also, i'm starting to fear that they are cutting out Riverrun. also, i'm pretty sure the Reeds are cut out.

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 12:12
you can't cutout the Reeds, Jojen leads Bran to his calling. They'll make an appearance in the next episode. And riverrun will have to be shown for the red wedding, eventually. The Blackfish is out though, I know that. And no, Littlefinger won't go to Cat, he'll do what he's supposed to. The main important plot points will stay.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 12:17
you can't cutout the Reeds, Jojen leads Bran to his calling. They'll make an appearance in the next episode. And riverrun will have to be shown for the red wedding, eventually. The Blackfish is out though, I know that. And no, Littlefinger won't go to Cat, he'll do what he's supposed to. The main important plot points will stay.
i thought i read that the Reeds were never casted...

selyar
04-16-2012, 12:20
I killed a 1-2 no limit game Saturday at Caesar's

Up $800 in 4 hours of play....I love dumb drunk people!

congrats Jim. :)

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 12:26
i thought i read that the Reeds were never casted...

Hm, maybe. I guess Luewin or Osha will tell him about the greenseers then. More likely Osha. But then how do you split up Bran going with the Reeds and Rickon going with Osha?

I think the Reeds NEED to be involved.

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 12:35
http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/11053.jpg

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 12:36
I hate those Wonka tweets lol

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 12:48
http://laist.com/attachments/la_lincoln/funny-pictures-hot-or-not-cat.jpg

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 13:08
Hm, maybe. I guess Luewin or Osha will tell him about the greenseers then. More likely Osha. But then how do you split up Bran going with the Reeds and Rickon going with Osha?

I think the Reeds NEED to be involved.
that's what i'm saying. the best scenes are always anything involving Tyrion or Varys.

selyar
04-16-2012, 13:13
http://laist.com/attachments/la_lincoln/funny-pictures-hot-or-not-cat.jpg

where's her necklace? should say, draw me like your girls Jack

onefatsurfer
04-16-2012, 13:21
I can see!

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 13:23
I told you, no computers, no reading, no nothing. Why are you on here. Go to sleep, dumbass.

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 13:33
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/TKGNQ-mx62I/AAAAAAAANFQ/av30z3VR19A/s1600/crumb+willzone.jpg

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 13:36
I can see!
good to hear it went well.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/TKGNQ-mx62I/AAAAAAAANFQ/av30z3VR19A/s1600/crumb+willzone.jpg
:laugh: genius

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 13:44
I was cool with breast reductions until I saw this..

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/11368/shayL.gif

Now they are totally uncool!

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 13:49
Vonny I'm curious as to where you get these pictures from.

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 14:00
Vonny I'm curious as to where you get these pictures from.

Usually think of something stupid and search on google. This last one here and the one in the engineering thread are from the Misc. Probably one of the top 2-3 funniest places on the web when a great thread gets rolling. Do I have potential is one of the funniest threads I have ever seen. Here is a compilation on YT from that..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78118PPkfgE

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 14:34
i need to go to the beach
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2l0ypdVyR1qefm89o1_500.jpg

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 14:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqDXB5rSyVk&feature=player_embedded
seems to look like Littlefinger does go to Renly's camp...

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 15:08
i need to go to the beach
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2l0ypdVyR1qefm89o1_500.jpg

Think they like overweight married guys? I am guessing yes.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 15:09
Think they like overweight married guys? I am guessing yes.
probably if you have enough money :laugh:

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 15:10
probably if you have enough money :laugh:

Therein lies the problem. I will only have half to work with should it come to that..:laugh:

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 15:12
i need to go to the beach
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2l0ypdVyR1qefm89o1_500.jpg

That is an *** you eat a steak dinner off of.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 15:13
That is an *** you eat a steak dinner off of.
it looks like she's working with a nice rack too

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 15:28
Who saw this from Coachella yesterday?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aNLCw8Obtw

selyar
04-16-2012, 15:28
i need to go to the beach

image removed for my sanity



i need to go to the gym.

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 15:30
Looks like they have Renly biting it as the next episode. I thought it'd be the sacking of Winterfell.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 15:32
i need to go to the gym.
now i feel bad :(

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 15:37
I was blessed with the body of a 13 year old boy. Girls cant help but love it.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 15:43
oh and vonbonds, if you didn't know that girl you posted the gif up is Shay Laren and you might want to google her when your wife and son aren't around.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 15:48
http://www.sauceforthoughts.dreamhosters.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/shay1.jpg

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 15:52
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showpost.php?p=48184955&postcount=125

http://i.imgur.com/FCmOX.gif

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 16:17
Selyar/OFS..are you still going to the track day at Lime Rock on Thursday? I have a customer meeting I have to present at so I am out unfortunately. I am contemplating coming up for game 4 though with my brother.

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 16:18
i need to go to the gym.

I know the feeling. When I see people in shape I just want to punch them, makes me feel better about myself :).

selyar
04-16-2012, 16:18
need moar *****
/ofs

Getzo5
04-16-2012, 16:24
http://forum.pmfun.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=6461&start=675

You don`t have this from me....

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 16:27
oh and vonbonds, if you didn't know that girl you posted the gif up is Shay Laren and you might want to google her when your wife and son aren't around.

Wow, you aren't kidding. I had no idea who she was.

selyar
04-16-2012, 18:04
Selyar/OFS..are you still going to the track day at Lime Rock on Thursday? I have a customer meeting I have to present at so I am out unfortunately. I am contemplating coming up for game 4 though with my brother.

we might not make it... i have yet another interview with that company i went to dinner with first thing that morning, so depending on how late that goes we might not make it up there in time.

either way we will be at game 4.


I know the feeling. When I see people in shape I just want to punch them, makes me feel better about myself :).

as i sit here watching hockey, drinking wine, and eating mini dark chocolate reese's. good for my heart. right?

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 18:06
My wife is at book club now otherwise we would be drinking wine now too so I absolutely approve :).

selyar
04-16-2012, 18:10
ofs better appreciate the fact i forwent my glass of wine at dinner and half of two hockey games to take him to sears to look at ratchets.

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 18:14
What is to look at? Get the ratchets you need..:laugh: Stuck on 6 point versus 12? ;)

selyar
04-16-2012, 18:16
well he had a set he bought online to pick up and then there was a set of wrenches he wanted but couldn't find. and sears has some sockets on sale for 97 cents so he wanted to look at those, but there were totally cleaned out.

so i guess i wasn't completely clear. we had to look at ALL of the clearance craftsman stuff.

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 18:19
Now I am jealous. I love rummaging through bins at Sears.

selyar
04-16-2012, 18:26
after working in retail i hate being in a store 30 minutes or less before closing. the people just want to clean up and leave. they don't want to deal with rummaging customers.

selyar
04-16-2012, 19:16
these lasik goggles are the sexiest things ever

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 19:35
these lasik goggles are the sexiest things ever

Pics please.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 19:51
Wow, you aren't kidding. I had no idea who she was.
would i ever give you bad advice? haha

i need a girl :laugh:

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 19:53
You have that blond sitting there right now. Go for that, dumbass.

Or that tiny one with the butter face.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 20:08
You have that blond sitting there right now. Go for that, dumbass.

Or that tiny one with the butter face.
i don't know who this tiny one is that you are talking about.

blond isn't really an option. i have been thinking about talking to this girl i haven't talked to in a while. i've just been so busy the last month that i haven't really had any time to do anything.

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 20:10
If you have time to fap you have time to pick up a phone and call her..lol.

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 20:14
Fap time nap time

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 20:15
If you have time to fap you have time to pick up a phone and call her..lol.
in the past month and a half i think i've been in town 2 or 3 weekends. of those weekends one was spent reviewing and the other was spent taking the exam this weekend.

i've barely seen my friends since spring break.

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 20:27
i don't know who this tiny one is that you are talking about.

blond isn't really an option. i have been thinking about talking to this girl i haven't talked to in a while. i've just been so busy the last month that i haven't really had any time to do anything.

The one in her underwear who had a pic posted on here.

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 20:29
The one in her underwear who had a pic posted on here.

sorry that shits a lost cause. i dont think anyone from our high school has a chance with her

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 20:30
in the past month and a half i think i've been in town 2 or 3 weekends. of those weekends one was spent reviewing and the other was spent taking the exam this weekend.

i've barely seen my friends since spring break.

No need to defend yourself, just giving you **** cause I can :laugh:

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 20:30
The one in her underwear who had a pic posted on here.


sorry that shits a lost cause. i dont think anyone from our high school has a chance with her
yeah dude. she is way out of my league.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 20:31
No need to defend yourself, just giving you **** cause I can :laugh:
you're an ***. i do need to do some work in my last month at school.

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 20:31
yeah dude. she is way out of my league.

courtneys way out of anyones league.

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 20:32
fuckin balls

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 20:35
courtneys way out of anyones league.

Never think that. I totally dated a few girls out of my league. Just talk to them and see where it goes. The universal formula to get a girl is be a man with a plan, plain and simple.

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 20:37
Never think that. I totally dated a few girls out of my league. Just talk to them and see where it goes. The universal formula to get a girl is be a man with a plan, plain and simple.
i think i would also need 6 pack abs and a **** that came gold

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 20:38
yeah dude. she is way out of my league.

I don't think so. You're a good guy and have smarts. Good lookin' hombre too from what I could tell in that one pic. Never let them think they're better than you. If she's as down to earth as you said she was, then hell, why not? And if you pussies don't go for her, let DF have a crack.

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 20:39
also i fucking generally hate all of the popular girls from our high school. the ones that me and jonny are friends with are just nicer/better people than these stuck up bitches. the girl in question has always been nice to me though.

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 20:40
i think i would also need 6 pack abs and a **** that came gold

I have always been overweight to a degree and I ain't packing heat :laugh:. Confidence becomes a man with a plan...just don't be cocky.

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 20:41
I have always been overweight to a degree and I ain't packing heat :laugh:. Confidence becomes a man with a plan...just don't be cocky.

living in new brunswick i have noticed that about 80 percent of the time its the cocky toolbag that gets the girl.. doesnt really bother me though. there has to be some girls out there not affected by jersey shore syndrome. hahaha

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 20:43
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2089229_700b_v1.jpg

vonbonds
04-16-2012, 20:43
also i fucking generally hate all of the popular girls from our high school. the ones that me and jonny are friends with are just nicer/better people than these stuck up bitches. the girl in question has always been nice to me though.

Bitchy stuck up girls are the worst. I don't care how hot they are, I couldn't even fake being friends with them back in the day. Looks don't last long enough to endure their stupidity.

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 20:43
It's not just New Brunswick. It's everywhere. Aziz Ansari put it best:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoboKpx_3FA

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 20:45
I don't think so. You're a good guy and have smarts. Good lookin' hombre too from what I could tell in that one pic. Never let them think they're better than you. If she's as down to earth as you said she was, then hell, why not? And if you pussies don't go for her, let DF have a crack.
you're making me blush :laugh:

i'm actually fairly confident about myself. i guess this is the classic case of ***** on the pedestal. we're talking about a girl that was hands down the hottest girl in school from middle school until we graduated high school.

also i fucking generally hate all of the popular girls from our high school. the ones that me and jonny are friends with are just nicer/better people than these stuck up bitches. the girl in question has always been nice to me though.
yeah, this is pretty accurate. she was always really friendly, but her friends really weren't.

it reminds me of something that happened to me and my friend at the st. patty's day parade in town. we were kind of talking to these two girls that truthfully aren't that hot and it was the normal, haven't seen you for a long time type of conversation. i could tell these girls didn't want to talk to use because they think they are better than us. i'm cool with it because i know in the long run i'm going to be on top.

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 20:47
hahaha truer words have never been spoken

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 20:48
you're making me blush :laugh:

i'm actually fairly confident about myself. i guess this is the classic case of ***** on the pedestal. we're talking about a girl that was hands down the hottest girl in school from middle school until we graduated high school.

yeah, this is pretty accurate. she was always really friendly, but her friends really weren't.

it reminds me of something that happened to me and my friend at the st. patty's day parade in town. we were kind of talking to these two girls that truthfully aren't that hot and it was the normal, haven't seen you for a long time type of conversation. i could tell these girls didn't want to talk to use because they think they are better than us. i'm cool with it because i know in the long run i'm going to be on top.

who was it? you prob had throwup on u or something

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 20:49
who was it? you prob had throwup on u or something
it was elena and katie.

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 20:51
you're making me blush :laugh:

i'm actually fairly confident about myself. i guess this is the classic case of ***** on the pedestal. we're talking about a girl that was hands down the hottest girl in school from middle school until we graduated high school.


I loved the hottest girl in high school. She was 100% out of my league at the time when I was a very loserish kid. It's too bad that she's been in a five year relationship since I've come out of my shell and so I can't use it on her. They'll probably end up getting married too, so, bah.

I'll go for Courtney though. She makes me happy in the pantsy.

hahaha truer words have never been spoken

You talkin' about the vid?

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 20:52
it was elena and katie.
its fuckin crazy weve been out of high school 4 years and each and every summer you find out more and more who your real friends are

for instance.. im still friends with fusco but ill be damned if you catch me at his house ONCE this fucking summer

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 20:52
I loved the hottest girl in high school. She was 100% out of my league at the time when I was a very loserish kid. It's too bad that she's been in a five year relationship since I've come out of my shell and so I can't use it on her. They'll probably end up getting married too, so, bah.

I'll go for Courtney though. She makes me happy in the pantsy.

hahaha truer words have never been spoken

You talkin' about the vid?

yea i laughed especially at the video game part

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 20:55
He's amazing. Get the whole show. It's five dollars to get at his website azizansari.com it's worth a hell of a lot more than that.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 20:55
its fuckin crazy weve been out of high school 4 years and each and every summer you find out more and more who your real friends are

for instance.. im still friends with fusco but ill be damned if you catch me at his house ONCE this fucking summer
i was never friends with those two, which is funny because we're friends with everyone that they are friends with. they just think they are hot **** when they aren't. i truthfully think they aren't that attractive and their personalities are ugly.

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 20:56
personalities can make a 10 into a 5.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 20:57
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2089229_700b_v1.jpg

Pretty much my pain

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 20:58
i liked the part when it said with a forklift