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Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 20:59
Aziz is hilarious. His whole standup is good. That clip is great because of how true it is.

I got great advise from someone I worked with this summer. He is about 26ish. He was talking about all these girls that he was going out with because he was a nice guy when he was younger and how all of them were going to him because of the shitty boyfriends they had. The thing that sucks is girls our age are attracted to the douchebags.

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 21:00
it also doesnt help at all that i commute and all the girls in my classes are stuck up because theyre super intelligent. im workin on one though

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 21:00
Pretty much my pain

It is me to a T :laugh:

I tried plentyoffish and I didn't get a single response :laugh:

Then I created one that had fake pictures and I was self centered and a big douchebag and talking down to the girls. Guess what? Same girls I messaged as me being me, messaged the douchebag account.

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 21:01
Aziz is hilarious. His whole standup is good. That clip is great because of how true it is.

I got great advise from someone I worked with this summer. He is about 26ish. He was talking about all these girls that he was going out with because he was a nice guy when he was younger and how all of them were going to him because of the shitty boyfriends they had. The thing that sucks is girls our age are attracted to the douchebags.

damn im not gonna get any ***** till 4 years from now? better invest in kleenex

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 21:01
Pretty much my pain
http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/5a/d7/5ad76e_3010183.jpg

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 21:01
Aziz is hilarious. His whole standup is good. That clip is great because of how true it is.

I got great advise from someone I worked with this summer. He is about 26ish. He was talking about all these girls that he was going out with because he was a nice guy when he was younger and how all of them were going to him because of the shitty boyfriends they had. The thing that sucks is girls our age are attracted to the douchebags.

Have you seen Dangerously Delicious? It's amazing. And yeah, it's just as true as Donald Glover and his crazy girlfriends/crazy boyfriends bit.

I'm 28 and the situation with the girls is the exact same. Whether they're you're age or mine, they like the douchebags. Only the real intelligent ones without issues don't. And of those, there are too few and far between.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 21:03
I have faith for the future because I know I'm fucking awesome.

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 21:03
coincidentally those are the hardest ones to get

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 21:04
Which?

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 21:06
I am the Dainus Zubrus of getting ***. I honestly have these 2-3 week spurts where it is nothing but net, then its dry-time for about 6 months.

For example, a couple weeks ago I had a 39 year old woman and a 22 year old woman within the span of 6 days. I probably came here like a fag to post about it.

My last real, meaningful relationship was 3 years ago.

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 21:07
My last meaningful one is approaching on the two year mark. Actually, it is the two year mark. I miss her a lot, but I had to let her go. Sucks.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 21:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggNCObyN1U8

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 21:12
i was talkin about the intelligent ones df

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 21:15
i was talkin about the intelligent ones df

Oh, yeah. They can be, but only if you're a dumbass.

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 21:16
I am the Dainus Zubrus of getting ***. I honestly have these 2-3 week spurts where it is nothing but net, then its dry-time for about 6 months.

For example, a couple weeks ago I had a 39 year old woman and a 22 year old woman within the span of 6 days. I probably came here like a fag to post about it.

My last real, meaningful relationship was 3 years ago.

i cant wait till i start baggin older bitches. any advice?

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 21:17
Oh, yeah. They can be, but only if you're a dumbass.

because its the cup

Darius Dangleaitis
04-16-2012, 21:17
That feel when raining trim in college but have only slept with two girls since graduating (class of 2010)

feels fucking bad man

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 21:18
i cant wait till i start baggin older bitches. any advice?

Become a teacher. I am a very average looking fellow, but any young meat that walks into a school among teachers in their 30-40's is hunted like a great white.

I felt like the belle of the ball during my long terming this year.

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 21:18
I don't care about sleeping with a girl. A meaningful relationship is what I want.

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 21:20
that feel when our lives could never be as bad as someone living in africa

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 21:20
I don't care about sleeping with a girl. A meaningful relationship is what I want.

I used to feel like this, my heart has been rendered cold

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 21:21
Become a teacher. I am a very average looking fellow, but any young meat that walks into a school among teachers in their 30-40's is hunted like a great white.

I felt like the belle of the ball during my long terming this year.

interdasting. i would want to be in a pretty good district

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 21:22
***** district*

Darius Dangleaitis
04-16-2012, 21:22
I'm looking to marry a five-tool player when I'm like 30. Until then, I'll settle for a solid 7 here or there.

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 21:24
I used to feel like this, my heart has been rendered cold

I feel that way too. Well, I did. But your pain was a lot worse than mine. I have thought that way for two years. Now, after seeing some of my cousins, and friends. I know I want it, because they all have it.

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 21:25
the ted moseby effect is cursing this board. something must be done. we must sacrifice a rangers fan

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 21:25
I worked outside for the first time this season and got fucking toasted.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 21:26
I love HIMYM but **** Ted, the guy gets plenty of ***. He's an architect.

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 21:29
Yeah, Ted is the worst character on the show.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 21:34
I just watched HIMYM from tonight and it was great.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 21:41
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2lv9nmEbx1qa89bc.gif

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 21:44
I found my next target:

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2081674449/ee43f9fa829111e181bd12313817987b_7.jpg

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 21:46
oh yeah. get some!

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 21:49
She's involved in PR. I found her on twitter. One of the girls I follow is friends with her and I was like, OK, let me see if I follow, she'll follow back. Sure enough. Then I e-mailed her because she had it listed on her blog and of course, she replied. So now, next step, continue to talk once in a while, then, ask out on a date. All that from twitter.

guyincognito
04-16-2012, 21:50
I went on twitter and I couldn't even get Pierre McGuire to give me a reach-around.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 21:52
I found my next target:

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2081674449/ee43f9fa829111e181bd12313817987b_7.jpg

http://www.nastyhobbit.org/data/media/4/daffy-fap.gif

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 21:53
arrange a date from twitter? is such a thing even possible

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 21:54
I took off of work tomorrow. My plans.

10AM to 2PM watch The Ricky Gervais show on HBOGO

2PM to 2:30PM drive to Metropark

330PM arrive in Newark

4PM to 7PM fucking rage

7PM Watch a win



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waVAFoMYBXM&feature=related

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 21:56
I went on twitter and I couldn't even get Pierre McGuire to give me a reach-around.

I get quite a few (if you mean responses from them). Steve Simmons, Kevin Weekes, Ken Daneyko, Chris Cuthbert, Nick Costonicka, Wyshynski, and a few actors here and there and Miss Canada 2010. McKenzie never replies.


http://www.nastyhobbit.org/data/media/4/daffy-fap.gif

Yeah, she's a perfect 10. I am in love.

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 21:56
arrange a date from twitter? is such a thing even possible

First two steps have already begun. I'm going to make it happen.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 21:57
None of this now needed. Baby dead.

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 21:58
This is the electricity room. But it has too much electricity, so I don't know, you may want to wear a hat.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 22:00
http://colina.ytmnd.com/

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 22:01
She's involved in PR. I found her on twitter. One of the girls I follow is friends with her and I was like, OK, let me see if I follow, she'll follow back. Sure enough. Then I e-mailed her because she had it listed on her blog and of course, she replied. So now, next step, continue to talk once in a while, then, ask out on a date. All that from twitter.
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2l4pkHehD1qgu2gyo4_250.gif

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 22:02
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2l4pkHehD1qgu2gyo4_250.gif

No joke, that episode stuck with me.

Back when The Simpsons was The Simpsons.


Now its a guest of the week show and Marge Simpsons was in Playboy. It's like watching my best friend being raped. Over and over

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 22:03
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2l4pkHehD1qgu2gyo4_250.gif

Oh yeah. I'm not expecting anything. Getting this far was a miracle.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 22:07
No joke, that episode stuck with me.

Back when The Simpsons was The Simpsons.


Now its a guest of the week show and Marge Simpsons was in Playboy. It's like watching my best friend being raped. Over and over
the worst is how they don't even show the repeats of the old episodes, it's always the new ones.

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 22:08
Homer, can you be that irritating?

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 22:09
full Ricky Gervais XFM show playlist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbgvS-W_-LY&feature=mr_meh&list=PL5AF493DA13986007&lf=plcp&playnext=0

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 22:10
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1y97jEE0O1qcysh1o1_500.png

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 22:12
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1y97jEE0O1qcysh1o1_500.png


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9nwa-4IlS8

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 22:12
Take that, Space Coyote!

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-16-2012, 22:14
Kill...wealthy...dowager

Devilsfanatic
04-16-2012, 22:19
Guys, create a TV and movie thread, this is the TaN I don't want to read about the Simpsons all day.

Dr. Doom
04-16-2012, 22:21
Guys, create a TV and movie thread, this is the TaN I don't want to read about the Simpsons all day.
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jc6tjsYj1qh5myqo1_500.png

SLNP
04-16-2012, 22:23
i see you've played knifey spooney before

Lord Ned Stark
04-16-2012, 22:49
stop changing ze subject! where is ootah!

Vinnie
04-17-2012, 00:12
I found my next target:

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2081674449/ee43f9fa829111e181bd12313817987b_7.jpg

She's a Bluejay fan so she should have low expectations! ;) I kid cause I love.

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 00:14
She is mint. I would like to take her to a ball game and then a dinner and then meet my mom and dad and get married and have babies and then get divorced.

Vinnie
04-17-2012, 00:14
Finally found a new mug that is perfect for me:

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-16819650271083_2205_31149008

njdevsfn95
04-17-2012, 03:24
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls5y3ad9c11qkpaqt.gif

You dont win friends with sal-AD!

onefatsurfer
04-17-2012, 03:49
My vision is getting better and better. This kicks ***. Eyes are kinda dry, though, and tired.

selyar
04-17-2012, 04:52
Fml. I have a meeting from 9am-4:30pm

onefatsurfer
04-17-2012, 04:58
back at work :(

vonbonds
04-17-2012, 06:15
My wife's 91 year old grandmother just died. It wasn't unexpected but still sad nonetheless. I only knew her for ~6 years or so but she was the true matriarch of the family and a very lovely woman. Life is short guys, 91 years sounds like a long run but isn't when you think about it, live it to the fullest.

MomMom to her grandchildren and MomMomMom to her great grandchildren. Here she is with my son from 2009. RIP.
http://lewisfamilyphotos.smugmug.com/Family/2009/Visit-to-MomMomMoms/P3215114/500212795_2LRdT-L.jpg

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-17-2012, 06:18
My condolences.

onefatsurfer
04-17-2012, 06:40
I'm really sorry to hear that.

Dr. Doom
04-17-2012, 06:59
She is mint. I would like to take her to a ball game and then a dinner and then meet my mom and dad and get married and have babies and then get divorced.
Jesus kid.



Von, sorry to hear that.

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 07:59
Jesus kid.



Von, sorry to hear that.

No, I am a Vishnu kid, not a Jesus kid. My family is Hindu.

Getzo5
04-17-2012, 08:03
My condolences vonbonds. I lost my "3rd grandfather" last week. He was really like my grandfather. We used to go fishing or just discuss things.

Back to the topic.

1) there`s nothing like "she`s out of my league" unless you look like an *** which you don`t.
2) who`s the hot blond chick you were talking about and where`s the photo?

Dr. Doom
04-17-2012, 08:04
I hate you. :laugh:

onefatsurfer
04-17-2012, 08:10
no girl is out of my league.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-17-2012, 08:12
no girl is out of my league.

Except for me, stud.

Dr. Doom
04-17-2012, 08:13
no girl is out of my league.
soon every girl will be out of your league

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 08:13
I hate you. :laugh:

Do you?

Dr. Doom
04-17-2012, 08:14
Do you?
I hate that I love you.

Lord Ned Stark
04-17-2012, 08:15
My grandma died three days ago. My moms real upset

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 08:16
Yeah you do =) hahaha. ****, I'm working at Best Buy again......my life.......**** it.

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 08:17
My grandma died three days ago. My moms real upset

condolences to you and von. I never met my grandma on my dad's side but I heard she was great.

My mom's mom though, she's an angel. She's like 4'9 now and we call her Yoda, because she's so adorable. I will bawl buckets when that day comes, I know it.

Krinkle
04-17-2012, 08:26
I am the Dainus Zubrus of getting ***. I honestly have these 2-3 week spurts where it is nothing but net, then its dry-time for about 6 months.

For example, a couple weeks ago I had a 39 year old woman and a 22 year old woman within the span of 6 days. I probably came here like a fag to post about it.

My last real, meaningful relationship was 3 years ago.

I was gonna say, damn 39, but...

That feel when you realize you're closer in age to a 39 year old than the 22 year old.

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 08:28
I'm still closer to the 22 year old. Six years compared to 12 years :laugh: it'll be seven years compared to eleven years in three months, so that number is reducing quickly. The one thing I like though, is the amount of hot teachers nowadays.

Dr. Doom
04-17-2012, 08:34
My grandma died three days ago. My moms real upset
Sorry man. Give your mom my condolences.

onefatsurfer
04-17-2012, 08:43
Sorry to hear about that, LNS.

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 08:43
People here have watched Extras, right?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmDhqDGk0K4

If not, watch it.

Dr. Doom
04-17-2012, 08:55
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2mneajBsK1qlzltto1_500.jpg

Big#D
04-17-2012, 09:11
Yeah you do =) hahaha. ****, I'm working at Best Buy again......my life.......**** it.

Are you working in London? Which store? Maybe I'll just show up and pretend I'm interested in buying a television, computer, whatever and waste an hour of your life.

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 09:13
Nah, I'm in Cambridge this time. Right off 24.

Big#D
04-17-2012, 09:16
Nah, I'm in Cambridge this time. Right off 24.



You drive from Strathroy* to Cambridge to work at a Best Buy? That's insane.


*I'm pretty sure that's where you said you were from.**
** Really, I'm not stalking you on the internet.

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 09:21
I will be doing that yes. It's just a job to keep my sanity. I love the general manager at the Cambridge store, and I hate the one at the London store, so I decided to do that. It'll be 3 or 4 shifts a week, at most. The rent costs in Cambridge/Guelph are stupid, like 800 bucks a month. Gas won't cost me 800 a month, at worst it will be 300. Plus, I don't have to buy groceries and worry about meals, living at home all that is accommodated and my brother is home for the summer this year so we'll get to hang out before he goes to Australia and I'll be somewhere, hopefully.

Getzo5
04-17-2012, 09:24
http://i.imgur.com/ps1er.jpg?1

You should have told us DF. You call yourself a friend?!

:sarcasm:

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 09:25
That's totally Omair Taher aka Das Uber.

Getzo5
04-17-2012, 09:26
So that`s why he doesn`t post anymore...

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 09:27
That and he's an *******.

Lord Ned Stark
04-17-2012, 10:13
condolences to you and von. I never met my grandma on my dad's side but I heard she was great.

My mom's mom though, she's an angel. She's like 4'9 now and we call her Yoda, because she's so adorable. I will bawl buckets when that day comes, I know it.


Sorry man. Give your mom my condolences.


Sorry to hear about that, LNS.

thanks yall

Lord Ned Stark
04-17-2012, 10:17
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m275gfh1Yq1qe09glo1_500.png

Lord Ned Stark
04-17-2012, 10:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkQi34gOMls&feature=related
ARE YOU FOR SERIOUS DAWG NOBODY CAN FUCKING KILL TO ME BRO!

onefatsurfer
04-17-2012, 12:33
My eye dr told me not to go to Lime Rock Park on Thursday.. Do I heed his advice, or go anyway?

Krinkle
04-17-2012, 12:58
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/craiglist-ad-seeks-man-knocked-woman-megadeath-motorhead-concert-chicago-article-1.1062291

That kid is going to have a really good upbringing

onefatsurfer
04-17-2012, 12:59
Anyone looking for a single for tonight:
http://www.stubhub.com/new-jersey-devils-playoff-tickets/devils-vs-panthers-4-17-2012-4034402/?ticket_id=449248992

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 14:43
My eye dr told me not to go to Lime Rock Park on Thursday.. Do I heed his advice, or go anyway?

I told you, you shouldn't go. I may as well be the doctor.

VaxjoDevil
04-17-2012, 15:00
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/craiglist-ad-seeks-man-knocked-woman-megadeath-motorhead-concert-chicago-article-1.1062291

That kid is going to have a really good upbringing

Here is the part everyone is looking for


I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise

LOL

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 15:03
Nice.

Also, here's someone I'd like to raw dog and get preggers:

http://static.dramastyle.com/images/casts/United_States/Emmy_Rossum_actress.jpg

Lord Ned Stark
04-17-2012, 15:12
Hahaha. Emmie or whatever her name is. So hat

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 15:20
Even hotter :

http://www.laineygossip.com/Content/images/articles/emmy%20devils%203%20oct07.jpg

Dr. Doom
04-17-2012, 18:57
she's wearing a devils jersey, she likes losers. we have a chance.

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 19:02
I'm far more of a winner than the NJD.

Dr. Doom
04-17-2012, 19:07
I'm far more of a winner than the NJD.
it's not hard. you pretty much would have to not blow your load in the first 30 seconds.

jkrdevil
04-17-2012, 19:11
Didn't she sing opening night at the Rock? Maybe she is the curse.

Lord Ned Stark
04-17-2012, 19:28
it's not hard. you pretty much would have to not blow your load in the first 30 seconds.

Challenge accepted

vonbonds
04-17-2012, 20:04
My grandma died three days ago. My moms real upset

Sorry to hear that, my condolences to you and your family.

Dr. Doom
04-17-2012, 20:05
i'm still so shocked from the game that i can't focus on my hw.

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 20:06
Haha, that's funny. I couldn't sleep all night in 06 when Staal tied it, same in 09. Hilarious how pathetic we all are that we're so tied to this team.

Dr. Doom
04-17-2012, 20:10
Haha, that's funny. I couldn't sleep all night in 06 when Staal tied it, same in 09. Hilarious how pathetic we all are that we're so tied to this team.
i fucking hate it. they are constantly ruining my day.

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 20:12
Yeah. I told my mom to go away, because now wasn't the time lol. She's like, why do you care so much and my answer was "I don't know."

Dr. Doom
04-17-2012, 20:20
i'm just emotionally drained haha. it was bad enough that today was long as **** at school. i was counting on that game to give me a boost of energy and it did for about 8 minutes, then it kicked me in the balls :laugh:

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 20:25
Yeah, I was so geeked, but then I thought, wait a minute. I wish Washington had won the division :laugh:

selyar
04-17-2012, 20:37
i'm just emotionally drained haha. it was bad enough that today was long as **** at school. i was counting on that game to give me a boost of energy and it did for about 8 minutes, then it kicked me in the balls :laugh:

this game was just the icing on an already shitty day.

first i get stuck in that all day bullshit meeting.

which then runs late, so i can't go get ofs to go to the game, which means we have to drive separate.

i get stuck in fucking stupid route 1 traffic. miss the drinks at hells and have to park in one of the $15 lots becuase i'm so late my normal street parking spots are all taken.

we book it into the rock, get in our seats, party hard for like 10 fucking minutes.

then the team proceeds to ruin my day even more.

and if it couldn't get any worse, that stupid fucking parking lot turned into the worst clusterfuck ever and it took me like 20 minutes just to get out of the lot.

**** this day.

and i'm so frickin wired i can't sleep.

and i have another all fucking day meeting tomorrow.

can't fucking wait.


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh damn you devils for losing. i REALLY needed a win fuckers.

selyar
04-17-2012, 20:38
and that with that, i think i might've gotten all the sailor out of my system that i held back in an effort to respect the little kids in the row in front of us.

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 20:42
**** little kids. I feel I'm doing them a favor by swearing around em. May as well get desensitized to it early. I was. Parents let me watch Beverly Hills Cop when I was five.

Krinkle
04-17-2012, 20:42
Haha, that's funny. I couldn't sleep all night in 06 when Staal tied it, same in 09. Hilarious how pathetic we all are that we're so tied to this team.

I was out of work when that happened in 09.

We came home from the game, and my wife (gf at the time) wanted to take me to the hospital because I had destroyed several tiles in the mens room with my bare fist - I dripped blood all the way out the arena to the train station. Got home and it was the size of a baseball. I proceeded to self medicate with about an eighth and an entire bottle of Beam. I woke up the next day just in time to shower and get dressed for when she came home from work - she wanted to kill me but felt too bad that I had broken my hand in several places but couldn't get it fixed since I was out of work and had no insurance. It took about 6 months to properly heal.

I need to quit sports.

Krinkle
04-17-2012, 20:46
this game was just the icing on an already shitty day.

first i get stuck in that all day bullshit meeting.

which then runs late, so i can't go get ofs to go to the game, which means we have to drive separate.

i get stuck in fucking stupid route 1 traffic. miss the drinks at hells and have to park in one of the $15 lots becuase i'm so late my normal street parking spots are all taken.

we book it into the rock, get in our seats, party hard for like 10 fucking minutes.

then the team proceeds to ruin my day even more.

and if it couldn't get any worse, that stupid fucking parking lot turned into the worst clusterfuck ever and it took me like 20 minutes just to get out of the lot.

**** this day.

and i'm so frickin wired i can't sleep.

and i have another all fucking day meeting tomorrow.

can't fucking wait.


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh damn you devils for losing. i REALLY needed a win fuckers.

I feel bad - I missed all you guys at Hells. I got there at like 6:15, my buddy got there early and had a table - but it took for fucking ever to flag a waitress, order our beers and food and then get the actual food, I didn't want to leave the table and have her think we bailed.

And on top of that - my fucking dumbass got a parking ticket , 35 bones, in a spot I ALWAYS park, but just 20 feet too far.


**** little kids. I feel I'm doing them a favor by swearing around em. May as well get desensitized to it early. I was. Parents let me watch Beverly Hills Cop when I was five.

http://chzparentingfails.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/crazy-parenting-fails-you-dont-get-to-learn-that-word-until-you-watch-cable-news-child.jpg

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 20:47
:laugh: I like that.

Dr. Doom
04-17-2012, 20:47
this game was just the icing on an already shitty day.

first i get stuck in that all day bullshit meeting.

which then runs late, so i can't go get ofs to go to the game, which means we have to drive separate.

i get stuck in fucking stupid route 1 traffic. miss the drinks at hells and have to park in one of the $15 lots becuase i'm so late my normal street parking spots are all taken.

we book it into the rock, get in our seats, party hard for like 10 fucking minutes.

then the team proceeds to ruin my day even more.

and if it couldn't get any worse, that stupid fucking parking lot turned into the worst clusterfuck ever and it took me like 20 minutes just to get out of the lot.

**** this day.

and i'm so frickin wired i can't sleep.

and i have another all fucking day meeting tomorrow.

can't fucking wait.


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh damn you devils for losing. i REALLY needed a win fuckers.
i keep remembering reasons why today has been horrible. ****.

i'm seriously considering not doing this hw and calling it my one gimme of the semester that doesn't count.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-17-2012, 20:52
Losses like this bring back the pain of everything bad that has ever happened to me.

I am a sad human being for caring this much about a game.

Krinkle
04-17-2012, 20:54
Losses like this bring back the pain of everything bad that has ever happened to me.

I am a sad human being for caring this much about a game.

Seriously dude, if I ever went to a shrink he'd tell me to cancel my season tickets an NHL Center Ice plan. Sad how much this bothers me.

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 20:55
Losses like this bring back the pain of everything bad that has ever happened to me.

I am a sad human being for caring this much about a game.

:laugh: but hey, you and I will be reunited on Thursday, right?

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-17-2012, 20:57
One game a series for me DF, sorry :(

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 20:58
Boourns. You should have come Thursday. It's a guaranteed win.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-17-2012, 21:00
I am on a media blackout until 7PM Thursday. I will be watching that game upstairs in my room, in complete darkness, no friends, no roommate, no fucking casual hockey fans who know nothing about the sports putting their two cents in.

Just me and my misery.

Devilsfanatic
04-17-2012, 21:04
You should do it with porn nearby and naked.

Lord Ned Stark
04-17-2012, 21:21
http://tinypic.com/?ref=33yj410
im just gonna fap the pain away

Lord Ned Stark
04-17-2012, 21:22
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2mp87RRMM1qhs2gxo1_500.jpg

selyar
04-18-2012, 05:00
back to the conference room.

oh goodie.

onefatsurfer
04-18-2012, 05:21
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2mp87RRMM1qhs2gxo1_500.jpg

That eased some of the pain of this loss.
is that even real? jesus.

JimEIV
04-18-2012, 06:20
That game ruined my whole week. At least I get to go fishing with some friends this weekend to cheer me up.

JimEIV
04-18-2012, 06:26
I really think that is the chick I saw at the casino Saturday night?

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/JimEIV/photobucket-3121-1334755381496.jpg

Devilsfanatic
04-18-2012, 06:47
See you guys in NJ. Leavin' now. Peace!

Dr. Doom
04-18-2012, 06:53
I really think that is the chick I saw at the casino Saturday night?

my advanced *** matching technology came up with negative results.

See you guys in NJ. Leavin' now. Peace!
have a safe trip.

Lord Ned Stark
04-18-2012, 09:11
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/40eae95e02b2e53714b5c60f9bb91366b535e0b9_m.gif

selyar
04-18-2012, 09:29
Epically long meeting lunch break!
They provided breakfast lunch and dinner yesterday. Two out of there so far today. As nice as it is to eat for free I would rather not eat all my meals at work

See you guys in NJ. Leavin' now. Peace!

Don't be a stranger. Have a safe trip.

Clarkson Falls Down
04-18-2012, 13:03
RIP **** Clark.

Dr. Doom
04-18-2012, 13:18
I got an in person interview!!!!!!!!

Dr. Doom
04-18-2012, 15:27
damn, the picture isn't working. meh.

Dr. Doom
04-18-2012, 15:44
DF, when you get a break in driving or whatever, I found a gif of the Mel and Marg scenes. :)

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-18-2012, 15:44
Hells was a great time yesterday, sucks I cant make it for Game 4.

If necessary I will see you fools for Game 6.

selyar
04-18-2012, 16:26
yo pat are you going to game 4?



Hells was a great time yesterday, sucks I cant make it for Game 4.

If necessary I will see you fools for Game 6.


you have no idea how much i needed that drink yesterday after work. i'm pretty bummed i missed you guys at hells.

selyar
04-18-2012, 16:45
I got an in person interview!!!!!!!!

where? when?

Dr. Doom
04-18-2012, 17:25
where? when?
globalfoundries. next friday. which reminds me that i need to make a powerpoint about my internship last summer for them.

selyar
04-18-2012, 17:30
where is that? NY?

Dr. Doom
04-18-2012, 17:43
where is that? NY?
yeah, saratoga. they were at the job fair.

selyar
04-18-2012, 17:46
yeah i remember talking to them but they were too far away for me to really consider. they had frisbees at their table

Dr. Doom
04-18-2012, 17:49
yeah i remember talking to them but they were too far away for me to really consider. they had frisbees at their table
they weren't frisbees :laugh:

they look like a good company. it sounds like they are looking for a lot of young engineers, hopefully i luck out. they are also in manufacturing so they liked my internship. now i have to bullshit about it to make it sound better than it was haha.

selyar
04-18-2012, 17:53
what? yes they totally were. it was like a round flyer thing and it was in an orange frisbee.

good luck! i've got one tomorrow with that same company i've been talking too the past like two weeks. this should be the last hoop i need to get through. we'll see what happens.

Dr. Doom
04-18-2012, 17:55
what? yes they totally were. it was like a round flyer thing and it was in an orange frisbee.

good luck! i've got one tomorrow with that same company i've been talking too the past like two weeks. this should be the last hoop i need to get through. we'll see what happens.
it was just a round flyer that spun open. i have it sitting right in front of me.

thanks! good luck to you too! how are they still interviewing you? haha. seems like you've already been on a bunch with them.

selyar
04-18-2012, 18:03
you missed the frisbee then. i swear i'm not crazy.

i know. i have to meet like 5 people tomorrow. its going to be like a marathon. they want me there at 9 and said we'll wrap up over lunch.

njdevsfn95
04-18-2012, 18:09
Hells was a great time yesterday, sucks I cant make it for Game 4.

If necessary I will see you fools for Game 6.

It was very nice. Free parking!

I will be there tomorrow so is there anything you'd like me to say in your absence?

njdevsfn95
04-18-2012, 18:11
and on the topic of sports and caring, i'm like you guys

How the hell did it get to the point where a team I've NEVER played for and will (likely) never own has such an affect on me?

Also, how does a team 3000 miles away in England have a similar, albeit much smaller, affect?

HOW?

selyar
04-18-2012, 18:24
i'm going to need many drinks after marathon interviewing. perhaps in celebration of a new job??

i'll most likely see you there 95.

njdevsfn95
04-18-2012, 18:30
Maybe this time I wont be awkwardly standing outside the woman's bathroom

selyar
04-18-2012, 19:00
Maybe this time I wont be awkwardly standing outside the woman's bathroom

hahaha lets hope not.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-18-2012, 20:20
obvious shop but god damn
/sp had a novel long volleyball *** thread back in the day

Dr. Doom
04-19-2012, 08:27
Tao, I got the 75 minute IPA at the store yesterday. I'll let you know how it is.

Tao Jones
04-19-2012, 08:42
I had it last week.

Lots of citrus like the 60, but tastes a like they used a Belgian yeast strain, and the malt from the 90 comes through.

I'm waiting for Firestone Walker's Wookey Jack unfiltered Black Rye IPA. It's supposed to be released this month.

I took a week off from consuming alcohol, my last beer was last Friday. I'll probably drink something tomorrow, if I'm not too 420ed out from tomorrow's local march. Saturday for sure.

Dr. Doom
04-19-2012, 08:46
I'll probably drink it tomorrow. I looked for it on Sunday and they didn't have it in the store, so when I saw it yesterday I had to pick it up. I almost grabbed another because they only had two. The guy at the counter said they sell them really fast.

Tao Jones
04-19-2012, 08:55
It's a small batch run. If it sells out quickly like the Bitches Brew, they'll probably brew a second batch. I liked it, but not enough to ask for another at that price. I'd just go for the 90 next time.

SLNP
04-19-2012, 09:50
AFAIK DF isn't releasing another 75 till next year. my store is still going through the jiahu, red & white, and saison du buff. we just got the sahtea in which im super pumped about.

Tao Jones
04-19-2012, 11:17
I've tried the Stone bottled version of the Saison du Buff.

Dr. Doom
04-19-2012, 16:59
obvious shop but god damn
/sp had a novel long volleyball *** thread back in the day


that must have been a fap show

there was only one reason that I attended girls VB games in HS
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvbrmimawl1qefm89o1_500.jpg

vonbonds
04-19-2012, 17:52
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvbrmimawl1qefm89o1_500.jpg

Is that what 20-30 year olds like? She does absolutely nothing for me.

Big#D
04-19-2012, 18:05
did someone stretch the bottom half of that picture? that looks fake.

Dr. Doom
04-19-2012, 18:20
did someone stretch the bottom half of that picture? that looks fake.
i was debating if it was shopped, but i posted it anyways because i can.

Dr. Doom
04-19-2012, 18:41
back to the lab to finish my senior project. i'm lucky one of my group members is a big Devils fan too. we both took a break to watch the game :laugh:

JimEIV
04-19-2012, 19:19
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvbrmimawl1qefm89o1_500.jpg

Oh goodness. I missed this. I sue do love the booty. Like a pirate.

Lord Ned Stark
04-19-2012, 20:16
chicka chicka yea

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-19-2012, 20:17
Is that what 20-30 year olds like? She does absolutely nothing for me.

That's sad to hear.

I would worship that ***.

Dr. Doom
04-19-2012, 22:20
My senior project is done!!!!!

awwwwyeah.jpg

Dr. Doom
04-19-2012, 22:48
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/pjx

vonbonds
04-20-2012, 08:53
I am a huge Audi Sport racing fan. Endurance sports car racing is my personal favorite form of auto racing but I do love it all. Check out this 2 minute Audi R18 e-tron quattro launch trailer, very cool if you are into racing history at all. I assume Getzo will like this at least :).


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPnJyyIWzKk&hd=1

Dr. Doom
04-20-2012, 10:32
where is everyone :(

vonbonds
04-20-2012, 10:43
where is everyone :(

I am leaving for Cape May in 20 minutes. Keep the lights on DD.

Dr. Doom
04-20-2012, 10:45
I'm waiting to present my senior project and then I can start drinking.

Dr. Doom
04-20-2012, 14:30
I got a new suit today. I'm also probably the only person in Burlington not smoking right now.

Lord Ned Stark
04-20-2012, 14:46
where is everyone :(

i have back to back to back orgo exams one every sunday for the next 3 weeks holy ****

Dr. Doom
04-20-2012, 14:47
i have back to back to back orgo exams one every sunday for the next 3 weeks holy ****
good luck man. and if all else fails sit next to the smart asian kid.

Devilsfanatic
04-20-2012, 15:25
I got a new suit today. I'm also probably the only person in Burlington not smoking right now.

I was away, just got back. Sel and ofs are in LA. So that's three regulars out of the line up. I bought a new Hugo Boss suit yesterday. I love it, it's blue.

Dr. Doom
04-20-2012, 15:27
Now I'm out for the rest of the night. Smell ya later.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-20-2012, 20:52
New Ricky Gervais show on HBO West right now, I missed the original showing, thank god for Direct TV

Devilsfanatic
04-20-2012, 21:11
Thanks for the heads up. Will have to DL. Sorry, Ricky.

Dr. Doom
04-21-2012, 08:08
my brain hates me.

selyar
04-21-2012, 09:12
Hola from not so sunny california

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-21-2012, 13:32
Horrible Bosses was great


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCXFKo1UDjQ&feature=player_embedded

They call me sexxxxxxayyyy

Devilsfanatic
04-21-2012, 13:37
You JUST saw that?

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-21-2012, 13:39
Excuse me Mr I see movies instantly

Devilsfanatic
04-21-2012, 13:39
It's been a year now, and it is your type of movie, I would have thought you of all people would have seen it instantly.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-21-2012, 13:42
I should have, I'll say that.

Charlie Day and Jason Sudekis are two of the funniest people on the planet.

And Jason Bateman is the classic straight man.

Devilsfanatic
04-21-2012, 13:45
And Spacey was an amazing ******* in that movie too :laugh: I love how they're always like, yeah, buddy I don't really see what the problem with yours is.

selyar
04-21-2012, 22:34
Racer 5 and.dogfish 90 min on tap? Don't mind if.i do. I'm petri drink lol. Petri lol. Pretty. Haha

selyar
04-21-2012, 23:01
Ya'll suck that you're not awake

Dr. Doom
04-21-2012, 23:26
Ya'll suck that you're not awake
you suck

selyar
04-21-2012, 23:34
Now it's done random mixed drink. I don't know what out is. It came with 4 straws

selyar
04-21-2012, 23:35
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n613/stephanieelyar/2012-04-21233429.jpg

selyar
04-22-2012, 00:06
And there there was tequila

selyar
04-22-2012, 00:22
And then there was shots and chugging

selyar
04-22-2012, 00:29
"And I damn mentored in harlem" - ofs

selyar
04-22-2012, 02:41
Wasted.

Dr. Doom
04-22-2012, 09:15
i made ribs again yesterday
http://i40.tinypic.com/2ut1b1f.jpg

vonbonds
04-22-2012, 09:57
Looks absolutely delicious! Too bad it is pouring in southern Chester County or I would be BBQ today myself.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-22-2012, 10:18
Looks absolutely delicious! Too bad it is pouring in southern Chester County or I would be BBQ today myself.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5wkMVLsFFk

vonbonds
04-22-2012, 10:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5wkMVLsFFk

Holy cow that is hilarious!

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-22-2012, 11:20
In my quest to quit smoking I have now purchased an electronic cigarette. Not bad, mostly water vapor.

It is more of the fixation and social trigger for me.

Luckily I have only been smoking since I was 26 (I'm 29). I found myself hitting a pack a day and I knew it was time for a life decision.

Hopefully this is a step in the correct direction.

SLNP
04-22-2012, 11:28
In my quest to quit smoking I have now purchased an electronic cigarette. Not bad, mostly water vapor.

It is more of the fixation and social trigger for me.

Luckily I have only been smoking since I was 26 (I'm 29). I found myself hitting a pack a day and I knew it was time for a life decision.

Hopefully this is a step in the correct direction.

i'm with you on this one but i don't really know how to go about getting and maintaining an e-cig. i've only been smoking since 19 (23 in june) and i'm still less than a pack a day but i know i should stop.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-22-2012, 11:31
They are sold at most pharmacy stores.

Dr. Doom
04-22-2012, 11:32
How did you end up starting to smoke at 26? That's a little odd to pick it up so late.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-22-2012, 11:35
How did you end up starting to smoke at 26? That's a little odd to pick it up so late.

No idea, I used to hate it with a passion (despite being an incorrigible pothead). I moved away at 26 to finish school, I was also at a bit of a crossroads in my life where things changed very rapidly. Smoking was a stress relief for me.

Devilsfanatic
04-22-2012, 11:38
I'll never smoke.

If you smoke like I smoke, you get high like everyday.

Also, Jay Baruchel retweeted me. He loves me. More specifically, Spaceballs.

JimEIV
04-22-2012, 12:17
I love nicotine. After alcohol its gods third greatest gift.

Philatio being number 1 of course.

Devilsfanatic
04-22-2012, 12:20
It's fellatio, you know nothing halfwit.

JimEIV
04-22-2012, 12:22
Its Phil Atio. I've been spelling it that to avoid hf filters for so long its how I spell it.

Devilsfanatic
04-22-2012, 12:24
lol. Fellatio is bleeped? An actual defined term?

JimEIV
04-22-2012, 12:26
I think cunalingus is also.

Devilsfanatic
04-22-2012, 12:26
My favorite hip-hop group of all time is the CunninLynguists

That name is phenomenal.

Dr. Doom
04-22-2012, 13:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtIIlGXj6-Q&feature=related

Dr. Doom
04-22-2012, 14:13
I have to shave for my interviews this week. No more playoff beard.

JimEIV
04-22-2012, 14:18
My motherinlaw is visiting. I just got home this morning at around 11 and there was pot roast in the oven cooking and pie cooling on the table :)

I like when she visits.

Dr. Doom
04-22-2012, 14:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeGF-A8fB8k&feature=related

njdevsfn95
04-22-2012, 15:55
I have to shave for my interviews this week. No more playoff beard.

I shaved. Dont feel bad.

Dr. Doom
04-22-2012, 16:57
I shaved. Dont feel bad.
I just shaved. I don't feel bad at all. It isn't worth risking my interviews.

pariseforpresident
04-22-2012, 17:05
In the event we win Tuesday I'll gladly go into my interviews unshaven.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-22-2012, 17:10
I am just shaving my taint.

Lord Ned Stark
04-22-2012, 17:54
Devils lose parise.. sign iginla

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--bLPMy_19C4/Tf41RZBu-LI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/ZeQKuN9S-Eg/s1600/everything_went_better_than_expected_RE_Few_Memes_ To_Make_You_Smile-s509x385-155629-580.jpg

seriously though how awesome would that be

pariseforpresident
04-22-2012, 17:56
I don't know what signing Iginla really accomplishes

Lord Ned Stark
04-22-2012, 18:03
I don't know what signing Iginla really accomplishes

pwnage

vonbonds
04-22-2012, 18:04
I don't know what signing Iginla really accomplishes

Something for Saugus to talk about on HF..:laugh:

Dr. Doom
04-22-2012, 18:15
Devils lose parise.. sign iginla
seriously though how awesome would that be
this team needs to get younger, not older.

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-22-2012, 18:58
Julia Louis Dreyfus, still incredibly sexy.

Lord Ned Stark
04-22-2012, 19:00
kovalchuk is resting in the hyperbolic time chamber as we speak

Lord Ned Stark
04-22-2012, 19:01
hes bout to dangle the **** out of everyone

Dr. Doom
04-22-2012, 19:04
kovalchuk is resting in the hyperbolic time chamber as we speak
http://sharetv.org/images/guide/185846.jpg

Lord Ned Stark
04-22-2012, 19:09
cohrs tell me what you honestly thing is going to happen. HONESTLY

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-22-2012, 19:09
http://sharetv.org/images/guide/185846.jpg

<3<3

Dr. Doom
04-22-2012, 19:11
cohrs tell me what you honestly thing is going to happen. HONESTLY
happen with what?

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-22-2012, 19:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2huPxnZemUM

ILikeItVeryMuch
04-22-2012, 19:22
Anna Chlumsky is in Veep. The girl from My Girl is all grown up and pretty damn hot.

Devilsfanatic
04-22-2012, 19:24
She was on 30 Rock and I knew she was, I want to suck on her funbags.

Lord Ned Stark
04-22-2012, 19:42
happen with what?

do u honestly think the devils are going to lose

Darius Dangleaitis
04-22-2012, 19:57
Alright, what the **** just happened on Game of Thrones?

Dr. Doom
04-22-2012, 20:03
do u honestly think the devils are going to lose
probably in game 7, maybe in game 6.

Alright, what the **** just happened on Game of Thrones?
i haven't watched yet, but i've read about it. i'll let you know what i think after i watch. it will probably be me not liking it since that is the theme of this season.

njdevsfn95
04-22-2012, 20:21
Alright, what the **** just happened on Game of Thrones?

LOLZ

I was surprised thats where they chose to end the episode.

Devilsfanatic
04-22-2012, 20:26
Where did they end it? Fall of Cappadocia, or death of Elvis?

Darius Dangleaitis
04-22-2012, 20:31
Where did they end it? Fall of Constantinople, or death of Caesar?

Neither, but thanks for spoiling.