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Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 08:26
Lots of bullshit and a whole load of partying after reaching our server limit of 4,278 posts in a thread. Can't have the website going down.

Continue.

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 08:32
Those look pretty sweet.

When I have too much money burning a hole in my pocket, I'm going to get these:
http://www.amazon.com/Sennheiser-HD-700-Headphone-Black/dp/B0070U8KSM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1332946808&sr=8-1

Ideally, by the time I have a real crazy amount burning a hole in my pocket, I'll get a system implanted into my head that simply transmits the music directly to my brain.. The future is going to be crazy with stuff like that

I can't remember if we spoke about these speakers from Magnepan before or not...
http://www.magnepan.com/model_MMG

Audioreview
http://www.audioreview.com/cat/speakers/floorstanding-speakers/magnepan/mmg/prd_120044_1594crx.aspx

They look interesting, not sure what I think yet. I need to listen to them in person.

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 08:35
They give a giant book of equations so I'm not too worried and worst case there is always guessing. I like how you are judged against your peers and there isn't a specific passing limit.

onefatsurfer
03-28-2012, 08:44
there are a number of planar magnetic headphones available.. I'm dying to try a pair of those. I figure they sound similar to those speakers

VaxjoDevil
03-28-2012, 09:16
I had a very openly erotic invitation from a gal at the bank today. If I wasn't married, I would probably have sex in this moment.

selyar
03-28-2012, 09:18
They give a giant book of equations so I'm not too worried and worst case there is always guessing. I like how you are judged against your peers and there isn't a specific passing limit.

are you a fast test taker?

i had time to go back and look at every question again.

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 09:21
I had a very openly erotic invitation from a gal at the bank today. If I wasn't married, I would probably have sex in this moment.

Moar details..

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 09:25
are you a fast test taker?

i had time to go back and look at every question again.
it depends. i think i'm going to slow myself down on purpose to make sure i don't make any stupid mistakes. most mistakes i make are because i'm rushing. i've been using the FE manual that they give you while doing the review so that i can get used to where things are in the manual.

VaxjoDevil
03-28-2012, 09:26
Moar details..

Too painful to recollect but nothing could happen, haha! I don't often have young women staring me down, walking over, start talking and saying it would be cool to chill out a bit somewhere. This **** for sure never happened when I really could go for it, damn it.

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 09:28
I don't know that feel bro. I wish I did

selyar
03-28-2012, 09:31
it depends. i think i'm going to slow myself down on purpose to make sure i don't make any stupid mistakes. most mistakes i make are because i'm rushing. i've been using the FE manual that they give you while doing the review so that i can get used to where things are in the manual.

thats good. you'll have plenty of time. don't rush. and do go back and check it over. even doing that, i still had over an hour to kill between sessions.

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 09:34
Too painful to recollect but nothing could happen, haha! I don't often have young women staring me down, walking over, start talking and saying it would be cool to chill out a bit somewhere. This **** for sure never happened when I really could go for it, damn it.

Well you look like a dead ringer for Björn Borg so I would have assumed this happened to you all the time :wink:.

VaxjoDevil
03-28-2012, 09:36
Well you look like a dead ringer for Björn Borg so I would have assumed this happened to you all the time :wink:.

Haha! Imagine that guy on HF that totally looks like a young Paul Newman.

Clarkson Falls Down
03-28-2012, 09:54
Tom Gulitti ‏ @TGfireandice
One of my favorite things from the Washington Post. Peep dioramas: http://wapo.st/HfKLKx

Okay Tom...

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 09:55
He is one of the weirdest people.

VaxjoDevil
03-28-2012, 10:00
Is he sarcastic there? Or is that for reals.

selyar
03-28-2012, 10:18
booooo now my company is taking away my favorite parking spot.

devilzrule27
03-28-2012, 10:36
Tom Gulitti ‏ @TGfireandice
One of my favorite things from the Washington Post. Peep dioramas: http://wapo.st/HfKLKx

Okay Tom...

hahahaha those things are great!

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 10:50
booooo now my company is taking away my favorite parking spot.

How did your phone interview go last night?

selyar
03-28-2012, 10:59
How did your phone interview go last night?

not bad. there are multiple hoops to go through. next is a cognitive skills and personality assessment. there's an online quiz to take. i'm planning on doing it Friday when i'm off, and hopefully not a zombie like today. if my scores are good on that, then there's ANOTHER phone conversation, and if they like me still, i might get an in person interview after all that.

i'm also hoping to maybe get some bites at the career fair that Dr. Doom and I keep talking about which is this weekend in NYC

And I'm due for another round at Monster, career builder, linked in, etc

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 11:11
not bad. there are multiple hoops to go through. next is a cognitive skills and personality assessment. there's an online quiz to take. i'm planning on doing it Friday when i'm off, and hopefully not a zombie like today. if my scores are good on that, then there's ANOTHER phone conversation, and if they like me still, i might get an in person interview after all that.

i'm also hoping to maybe get some bites at the career fair that Dr. Doom and I keep talking about which is this weekend in NYC

And I'm due for another round at Monster, career builder, linked in, etc

Wow, that is quite the tech out. Is that normal for your career field?

selyar
03-28-2012, 11:14
i think it's fairly normal for going through a recruiter, which is what this is.

i can't say for sure what's normal for my career field, because i've only ever had one job that i got straight out of school

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 11:20
I used to get the tech out for my former career field (UNIX admin) which is tough enough on its own but not quite as hard as yours sounds. It would be a phone screening then an in person with the technical team. If that worked out then you had a final meeting with management only and then an offer or not. Technical pre-sales is a bit easier if you are comfortable in your skin (and I am) as it really comes down to giving a presentation to the interviewer with a white board session where they throw curve balls at you to see how you handle it. It sounds easier than it is as I help our current team interview from time to time and it is really hard finding good candidates.

selyar
03-28-2012, 11:27
the one thing i'm alittle worried about with this opportunity is that i don't have any experience in what the company does. i was honest with them about that and they did say they were looking for someone with 1 year of experience in the field, but 1 year isn't much, and i could get up to speed on something fairly quickly.

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 11:29
the one thing i'm alittle worried about with this opportunity is that i don't have any experience in what the company does. i was honest with them about that and they did say they were looking for someone with 1 year of experience in the field, but 1 year isn't much, and i could get up to speed on something fairly quickly.
like you said, that's a formality. if they like you and feel you could learn it fairly quickly it is better for them in the long run.

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 11:31
the one thing i'm alittle worried about with this opportunity is that i don't have any experience in what the company does. i was honest with them about that and they did say they were looking for someone with 1 year of experience in the field, but 1 year isn't much, and i could get up to speed on something fairly quickly.

Bullshit with the next opportunity like that. Even if you have no experience tell them it is a field you are interested in and are looking for an opportunity to get into it. Bullshit that isn't a lie on your resume is totally fair game in this process :).

doc e
03-28-2012, 11:47
Tom Gulitti ‏ @TGfireandice
One of my favorite things from the Washington Post. Peep dioramas: http://wapo.st/HfKLKx

Okay Tom...

TG is fucking weird.

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 12:11
What the crap is this?

onefatsurfer
03-28-2012, 12:29
must. win. lottery.

selyar
03-28-2012, 12:31
it still makes me giggle every time i hear someone talk about pipe nipples.

"do you want me to add these nipples and weldolets to the model?"

bahahaha

onefatsurfer
03-28-2012, 12:38
i like nipples

selyar
03-28-2012, 12:42
i'm not sure why they need to call it that. it's just a little piece of pipe. pipe is pipe. who cares if its only 3 inches?

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 12:53
Women care

onefatsurfer
03-28-2012, 12:57
Women care

zing!

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 13:07
Zip zop Zoobity bop

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 13:09
What'd everyone have for lunch? Right now I'm eatin a double cheeseburger. Some chinese food looking ****, some smoked salmon sushi ****, fries and a salad

JimEIV
03-28-2012, 13:11
I had a very openly erotic invitation from a gal at the bank today. If I wasn't married, I would probably have sex in this moment.

You should have replied, "can my wife join "?

onefatsurfer
03-28-2012, 13:13
the lotto place is going to think i'm a degenerate when i roll in there and buy $100+ worth of mega millions tickets.

...and then, when i get the phone call while in vegas that i won, i'm going to make it rain $100's in the strip club.

JimEIV
03-28-2012, 13:15
I had a chicken salad for lunch. I might go to steak house 85 for dinner. I don't know but I'm in the mood for oysters.

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 13:15
I'm def getting diabeetus. Or as I like to call it, "the sugar"

JimEIV
03-28-2012, 13:16
If I won that lottery no one would ever hear from me again.

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 13:17
I had a chicken salad for lunch. I might go to steak house 85 for dinner. I don't know but I'm in the mood for oysters.

I'm actively pursuing becoming fat.

JimEIV
03-28-2012, 13:18
I'm actively pursuing becoming fat.

Why?

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 13:19
I've been like 125 pounds for the past 5 years

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 13:20
I wanna be able to lift n actually have something to turn into muscle

JimEIV
03-28-2012, 13:22
I wanna be able to lift n actually have something to turn into muscle

Fat isn't going to help you. You need a balanced diet high in protein and a serious workout schedule. Not getting fat.

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 13:24
True. But being able to consume larger amounts of food than usual can't hurt. I just don't want to be blown over when a strong gust of wind comes by

VaxjoDevil
03-28-2012, 13:31
You should have replied, "can my wife join "?

From the other side of the Atlantic...A bit tricky, but a good idea.

onefatsurfer
03-28-2012, 13:33
From the other side of the Atlantic...A bit tricky, but a good idea.
"We started without you.. see you when you get here"

JimEIV
03-28-2012, 13:37
From the other side of the Atlantic...A bit tricky, but a good idea.

Skype ;)

JimEIV
03-28-2012, 13:58
A letter from commercial fishermen to the EPA.

http://fishermenforbristolbay.org/2012/03/epa-nationwide-commercial-fishermen-support-letter/

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 14:03
What'd everyone have for lunch? Right now I'm eatin a double cheeseburger. Some chinese food looking ****, some smoked salmon sushi ****, fries and a salad

I had two slices of cold cheese pizza. It was actually awful, very much like cardboard! Dinner better be awesome to make up for it.

JimEIV
03-28-2012, 14:03
Sig Hansen from the Deadliest Catch has been a great advocate of Bristol Bay.

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 14:43
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1m0r9E9Gz1rpkeo5o1_400.png

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 14:45
i'm not sure why they need to call it that. it's just a little piece of pipe. pipe is pipe. who cares if its only 3 inches?
no wonder you don't mind being with ofs. i had to. it was sitting there on the tee-ball stand.

What'd everyone have for lunch? Right now I'm eatin a double cheeseburger. Some chinese food looking ****, some smoked salmon sushi ****, fries and a salad
i had chicken tenders with honey mustard and i just ate a blueberry muffin. did you go to the new dining hall that you guys took me to?

I'm actively pursuing becoming fat.
me too.

I've been like 125 pounds for the past 5 years
when i went to the doctor last week i had gained weight for the first time in forever.

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 14:48
my exam was a massacre. i easily bullshitted about 1/3 of the exam. lets hope for a big curve or this could be real ugly.

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 14:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Z4sKg18lTqw

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 14:55
yea i went to the dining hall and ripped that ****. in 45 min im going to this thing for extra credit and theres going to be free pizza so im going to do work on that

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 14:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJZhc3HAwpc

this should prob go in the music thread but whatever

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 15:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-h0n-d9sMdQ

VaxjoDevil
03-28-2012, 15:06
I will be one half of two D-pairings on my team, beer league starting end of April. Psyched!

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 15:07
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ixhpcFfF1rrl2rno1_500.jpg

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 15:08
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1m55kcaEI1qmosc6o1_400.jpg

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 15:24
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1f0671uY21qdopm1o1_400.jpg

Clarkson Falls Down
03-28-2012, 15:32
Watching about this crazy Jet Blue pilot. Sheesh.

VaxjoDevil
03-28-2012, 15:42
Wrong thread.

JimEIV
03-28-2012, 16:50
My pet for a week.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/JimEIV/photobucket-4283-1332969569047.jpg

VaxjoDevil
03-28-2012, 17:00
This gay dude is fucking hilarious.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Qo7NDxZF0&feature=related

VaxjoDevil
03-28-2012, 17:44
I need a second stick. I'm such a sucker for light sticks, this is supposed to be 415 grams and gets great reviews. I might for it.

http://www.hockeymonkey.com/combat-hockey-stick-52-caliber-round-sr.html

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 17:46
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/internet-memes-right-in-the-childhood.jpg

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 17:50
Only the bottom left one made me laugh.

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 18:36
Ugh, my coworker just died tonight, he was in his early to mid 50's. He was diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer last year but was having an amazingly good battle with it. He was doing really well as crazy as that sounds and was beating the odds. I don't have any details but he died suddenly tonight from a complication apparently. He was a pain in the *** to work with but always meant well.

I wasn't going to drink tonight but I just guzzled my first one down..a few more to go.

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 18:39
The pancreatic one is a form that is almost always never beaten. He's lucky he made it that far. RIP vonbonds co-worker.

vonbonds
03-28-2012, 18:42
The pancreatic one is a form that is almost always never beaten. He's lucky he made it that far. RIP vonbonds co-worker.

Thanks. He found it at stage 4 which is a pure death sentence. I had a call with him yesterday and he seemed like his old self. He was lucky to make it as far as he did, he was in the 5% club or some such low percentage to make it as long as he did after his diagnosis. My wife's grandmother has pancreatic cancer and potentially days away from death as she has stopped eating and is getting morphine shots every hour. She is 91 or 92 and has had an amazing life.

Life is crazy, it is all about the hand you get dealt and what you do with your short time here.

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 18:59
mother. of. god.
http://www.deadline.com/2012/03/will-ferrell-returns-for-anchorman-2/#utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 19:08
It's going to be garbage.

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 19:09
It's going to be garbage.
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/internet-memes-pengga-please.gif

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 19:10
It's going to be nine years after the original, and Will Ferrell is about as funny as his fake twitter account. Meaning, he sucks. I used to like him, but he's awful.

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 19:11
It's going to be nine years after the original, and Will Ferrell is about as funny as his fake twitter account. Meaning, he sucks. I used to like him, but he's awful.
you are a smelly pirate hooker

guyincognito
03-28-2012, 19:14
I agree with him, it's way too late to do this and they should just leave the original alone.

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 19:17
you are a smelly pirate hooker

The only thing that insults me, literally, is, your hair looks stupid. If ANYONE says that to me, I lose my ****.

Cue, your hair looks stupid post.

devilzrule27
03-28-2012, 19:18
But your hair does look stupid.

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 19:23
The only thing that insults me, literally, is, your hair looks stupid. If ANYONE says that to me, I lose my ****.

Cue, your hair looks stupid post.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1m5ya6chK1qb645mo1_500.gif

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 19:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZCxvRPJ9mM

This part makes me laugh the most. So subtle, yet great.

Joaquin Phoenix is such a ****.

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 19:28
apparently my cousins twins are going to be on the show.. "the good wife" if any of you women are interested hahah.

VaxjoDevil
03-28-2012, 19:31
This guy has not been "punched in the nose, knocked down and had his head slammed into the ground". And the police report says he was a bloody mess, and here he is, clean as an angel. As attacked as he was, he never checked into any doctor or ER. This is getting ugly.

http://abcnews.go.com/WN/trayvon-martin-case-exclusive-surveillance-video-george-zimmerman/story?id=16022897#.T3PHYnhrWFY

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 19:33
This guy has not been "punched in the nose, knocked down and had his head slammed into the ground". And the police report says he was a bloody mess, and here he is, clean as an angel. As attacked as he was, he never checked into any doctor or ER. This is getting ugly.

http://abcnews.go.com/WN/trayvon-martin-case-exclusive-surveillance-video-george-zimmerman/story?id=16022897#.T3PHYnhrWFY

C'mon, a 17 year old, 130lb kid versus a 28 year old 200lb man, and the kid has the upperhand? That racist is lying his fucking *** off. I hope he burns for this. Even if he was brown Spanish, I'd claim racism. The black chappies and the Latinos hate one another.

Vinnie
03-28-2012, 19:35
Read earlier today that Step Brothers 2 is also in the works. I'm looking forward to both, even though they won't be able to live up to the originals.

guyincognito
03-28-2012, 19:39
The kid was also alot bigger than they led him on to be. This is like Lie-fest 2012. Moral of the story, this is what happens when the criminal justice system does an unbelievably pathetic job. And of course the closet racists on both sides can't get enough of this.

There must be some kind of serious internal conflict in that police department with the amount of stuff that is being leaked.

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 19:39
Step Brothers was garbage in the first place. I can't believe anyone liked that. The only part I liked was Rob Riggle telling Will Ferrell he just had a face he felt like punching and there was nothing he could do to change that feeling.

Will Ferrell is a peripheral character and he's damn good at that. If he's a star, I don't want any part of it mostly. Even Anchorman was good because of the supporting cast of Koechner, Rudd, Carrell, Applegate. Talladega Nights was good because of John C. Reilly, the kids and Gary Cole. They made that movie a thousand times better than it was.

Ferrell as Frank the Tank, as Chazz Reihold, Federal Wildlife Marshall Willenhally, all gold and all because he was limited in his time. That's what made him a star, and I wish it didn't. Just go back to SNL.

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 19:41
The kid was also alot bigger than they led him on to be. This is like Lie-fest 2012. Moral of the story, this is what happens when the criminal justice system does an unbelievably pathetic job. And of course the closet racists on both sides can't get enough of this.

There must be some kind of serious internal conflict in that police department with the amount of stuff that is being leaked.

I've seen pictures of both men, I don't think the 28 year old would have lost a fight to that kid. And certainly not the point where he's going to, I'm just going to shoot you.

Why is the guy allowed his freedom, I wonder? Even if it's self defense, he should be in custardy.

devilzrule27
03-28-2012, 19:42
hahaha He was great in Jay and Silent bob.

guyincognito
03-28-2012, 19:45
I've seen pictures of both men, I don't think the 28 year old would have lost a fight to that kid. And certainly not the point where he's going to, I'm just going to shoot you.

Why is the guy allowed his freedom, I wonder? Even if it's self defense, he should be in custardy.

Because somewhere along the line, someone decided this wasn't even worthy of assault. It's not like you would go in and charge yourself. :laugh:

It's a criminal justice system bungling of the highest order and it's what caused all of that. That it's been a month and he hasn't been charged, is a total joke. There's not much of an investigation here, the guy discharged a weapon and killed someone. You throw the book at him and the grand jury can decide what is what.

This is the same area of Florida that fucked up the Casey Anthony case beyond all recognition. Honestly they'd probably find a way to lose the case when/if it happens.

Vinnie
03-28-2012, 19:47
The worst part is how some of the right wing websites have tried to smear the dead kid.

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 19:48
hahaha He was great in Jay and Silent bob.

And might I say, that's one mighty fine boy you're raising. **** me, that was them, wasn't it?


Because somewhere along the line, someone decided this wasn't even worthy of assault. It's not like you would go in and charge yourself. :laugh:

It's a criminal justice system bungling of the highest order and it's what caused all of that. That it's been a month and he hasn't been charged, is a total joke. There's not much of an investigation here, the guy discharged a weapon and killed someone. You throw the book at him and the grand jury can decide what is what.

This is the same area of Florida that fucked up the Casey Anthony case beyond all recognition. Honestly they'd probably find a way to lose the case when/if it happens.

Yeah, at the very least, it is assault. The self defense law is just ridiculous, that is for sure. I can't believe that ******* isn't in jail. And if he was beat up by that kid, he shouldn't have been a neighborhood watchman either. And why does he have a gun? Most people just have a whistle and a flashlight.

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 19:48
The worst part is how some of the right wing websites have tried to smear the dead kid.

Yeah, that is truly horrific. It's like those websites that dismiss a rape because of how the girl was dressed.

guyincognito
03-28-2012, 19:53
The worst part is how some of the right wing websites have tried to smear the dead kid.

Well, on the flip side, whenever a questionable kid has something bad happen to him, they also show the picture when he's 12, not what he looks like now.

You've taken pictures between then and now. It's all image control. But the bottom line, even if these two guys were total assclowns and got into a streetfight, if one guy has a box of skittles and the one guy has a gun, and the guy with his gun uses it, this is kind of illegal.

devilzrule27
03-28-2012, 19:53
Yeah, that is truly horrific. It's like those websites that dismiss a rape because of how the girl was dressed.

It's the party that loves a **** like Limbaugh who thinks because a girl uses contraceptives that she is a *****. you can expect nothing less from their talking heads.

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 19:55
That's the biggest thing. He used his gun. He was told not to pursue Trayvon, yet he did it anyway. So if he got his *** beat, he deserved it. I'm still wondering as to why he had a gun and not a flashlight and a whistle?

ILikeItVeryMuch
03-28-2012, 19:55
Anchorman 2

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 19:56
It's the party that loves a **** like Limbaugh who thinks because a girl uses contraceptives that she is a *****. you can expect nothing less from their talking heads.

Men are allowed to be whores, women aren't. Hell, it's just sex, why has it become this thing? It's use is to procreate. Really, it ends up being a burden than anything. May as well be safe about it.

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 19:57
Anchorman 2

Already had a big thing about that, Sommsy, shut up.

guyincognito
03-28-2012, 19:57
That's the biggest thing. He used his gun. He was told not to pursue Trayvon, yet he did it anyway. So if he got his *** beat, he deserved it. I'm still wondering as to why he had a gun and not a flashlight and a whistle?

Well, certain people will not answer this, because it's checkmate. Common response to this is "I'm not a cop, I woudn't know how to do their job." Fine, keep that in mind when I get into a fight with you and shoot you. I expect to walk as long as the fight is in Florida.

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 19:57
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1j48wD0eC1qb5jqzo1_500.png

guyincognito
03-28-2012, 19:59
Men are allowed to be whores, women aren't. Hell, it's just sex, why has it become this thing? It's use is to procreate. Really, it ends up being a burden than anything. May as well be safe about it.

Jesus. I say this as someone who skews right, so I can get away with it. Jesus cries when these things happen. I mean you have the anti-evolution contingent. 35-40%+ in some of these states? I'm not saying evolution is perfect and I'm not sure it 100% explains Earth, but it makes alot more fucking sense than some magic invisible being just creating it all.

I'd love for them all to be right and find out the Bible was literal, but not as they thought, when Jesus and friends come back and fry them with lasers and enslave their children and rape their dogs.

ILikeItVeryMuch
03-28-2012, 20:02
http://users.content.ytmnd.com/0/b/1/0b1d186f8922765331d540eda883a6e9.gif

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 20:03
Well, certain people will not answer this, because it's checkmate. Common response to this is "I'm not a cop, I woudn't know how to do their job." Fine, keep that in mind when I get into a fight with you and shoot you. I expect to walk as long as the fight is in Florida.

I've known many security guards and the like, and none of them have ever had a gun. I guess it's the right to bear arms thing. A neighborhood watchman should never have had a gun. I'm just going to go down to Florida and shoot people and claim self defense.


Jesus. I say this as someone who skews right, so I can get away with it. Jesus cries when these things happen. I mean you have the anti-evolution contingent. 35-40%+ in some of these states? I'm not saying evolution is perfect and I'm not sure it 100% explains Earth, but it makes alot more fucking sense than some magic invisible being just creating it all.

I'd love for them all to be right and find out the Bible was literal, but not as they thought, when Jesus and friends come back and fry them with lasers and enslave their children and rape their dogs.


The funniest thing to me in the bible is noah's ark. I mean, COME ON. Two of every species? :laugh:

VaxjoDevil
03-28-2012, 20:07
King Solomon had 700 wives. Not even Gingrich can match that.

guyincognito
03-28-2012, 20:08
I've known many security guards and the like, and none of them have ever had a gun. I guess it's the right to bear arms thing. A neighborhood watchman should never have had a gun. I'm just going to go down to Florida and shoot people and claim self defense.




The funniest thing to me in the bible is noah's ark. I mean, COME ON. Two of every species? :laugh:

lol, maybe it happened, but it was cryptozoology. :laugh: that's what I mean, take it literally at your own peril, you might not like when "Jesus" comes back.

devilzrule27
03-28-2012, 20:09
I've known many security guards and the like, and none of them have ever had a gun. I guess it's the right to bear arms thing. A neighborhood watchman should never have had a gun. I'm just going to go down to Florida and shoot people and claim self defense.

The funniest thing to me in the bible is noah's ark. I mean, COME ON. Two of every species? :laugh:

I feel out of place because I don't own a gun, and a bible, down here.

Also about the Ark, some dad was banging his kid if they were to repopulate after the "flood". Im not a bible expert but that has to be a sin or something, right? I mean banging an adult dude is a sin, i think, so certainly banging your kid has to be too.

devilzrule27
03-28-2012, 20:09
King Solomon had 700 wives. Not even Gingrich can match that.

give him another 10 years.

guyincognito
03-28-2012, 20:10
I feel out of place because I don't own a gun, and a bible, down here.

Also about the Ark, some dad was banging his kid if they were to repopulate after the "flood". Im not a bible expert but that has to be a sin or something, right? I mean banging an adult dude is a sin, i think, so certainly banging your kid has to be too.

There's quite a bit of incest in the Bible.

Vinnie
03-28-2012, 20:10
King Solomon had 700 wives. Not even Gingrich can match that.

Yet.

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 20:11
My favorite atheist is Ricky Gervais, he's such a **** about it. Even on Twitter, he instigates the religious types. He should be president of Earth. My mother believes in God, so does my grandparents, but I'm like, very skeptical of the whole thing. Man, I love discussing religion and politics. HF won't allow any of this stuff.

devilzrule27
03-28-2012, 20:11
There's quite a bit of incest in the Bible.

I never read it. Thats quite alarming.

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 20:12
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzzfntoLRr1qjrf7xo1_500.jpg

guyincognito
03-28-2012, 20:13
I never read it. Thats quite alarming.

Well, I mean, the base story of the Bible is god creating two people, a man and a woman, in his own image. And then he tells them to go out and ****. I think it was just sort of an acceptable taboo back then. I mean, let's not even get started on the Greeks. Jerry Sandusky would have been a great, great man back then.

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 20:15
Yeah, I've never read the bible either. Don't care to, although it would be an amazing piece of fiction to go through.

I like this pick up line:

you remind me of my right toe.

Why?

Because when I go home drunk tonight, I'm going to bang you on the kitchen table.

devilzrule27
03-28-2012, 20:17
Yeah, I've never read the bible either. Don't care to, although it would be an amazing piece of fiction to go through.

I like this pick up line:

you remind me of my right toe.

Why?

Because when I go home drunk tonight, I'm going to bang you on the kitchen table.

I could see that probably working on a fat chick at a bar.

Lord Ned Stark
03-28-2012, 20:17
i dont intend on ever reading the bible.. dont want to make myself more stupid than i already am

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 20:18
Conan is hilarious tonight.

devilzrule27
03-28-2012, 20:19
good work disney!

https://p.twimg.com/ApH3TmvCQAAio8r.jpg

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 20:19
I watched every day when he came back on the air, but late night TV isn't for me. I really don't care about celebrities lives.

Only celebrities houses, at night.

Should have had it coming out her keister. That would have been the ****.

VaxjoDevil
03-28-2012, 20:32
I never read it. Thats quite alarming.

http://www.drbo.org/chapter/01019.htm

Just go down and read the last article, 31. You'd be thrown in prison for writing that stuff today.

Vinnie
03-28-2012, 20:37
But Derek is by no means a one-man show. Karl Pilkington gives an effortlessly funny performance as Dougie, Derek's friend and landlord. Given that this is the Idiot Abroad star's first acting role, the character really is a thinly veiled version of Pilkington himself - even down to the "alwight"s. But that's no bad thing.

http://i2.cdnds.net/12/13/618x319/image001.png

http://www.digitalspy.ca/british-tv/tubetalk/a373550/derek-what-is-ricky-gervaiss-new-comedy-pilot-like-preview.html

Can't wait to see the pilot.

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 20:39
My God, he just had Life's Too Short come out and he's already doing another one? I guess this is his third starring role. I can't wait for this. Oh Mr. K Dilkington, I love you.

guyincognito
03-28-2012, 20:39
http://www.drbo.org/chapter/01019.htm

Just go down and read the last article, 31. You'd be thrown in prison for writing that stuff today.

One of the great stories, lol. Those two sinful cities were smote off the earth and people were turned to stone, but drugging up your elderly dad and fucking the **** out of him so you can have his kids.... awesome.

VaxjoDevil
03-28-2012, 20:42
One of the great stories, lol. Those two sinful cities were smote off the earth and people were turned to stone, but drugging up your elderly dad and fucking the **** out of him so you can have his kids.... awesome.

:laugh: Not to forget the girls getting him drunk so he would for sure have sex with his kids.

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 20:55
I watched every day when he came back on the air, but late night TV isn't for me. I really don't care about celebrities lives.

Only celebrities houses, at night.

Should have had it coming out her keister. That would have been the ****.
Conan isn't like any other late night host.

It was awesome seeing the old late night show when he was still in NYC and then seeing him when he was doing the tour while he wasn't allowed to have a show. Doc e went to both too.

devilzrule27
03-28-2012, 21:52
Conan isn't like any other late night host.

It was awesome seeing the old late night show when he was still in NYC and then seeing him when he was doing the tour while he wasn't allowed to have a show. Doc e went to both too.

The format is exactly the same as everyone else. I think Conan is hilarious but like DF I just don't care to watch anymore. Even when I did watch I would only tune in to the first half hour before the boring guest would come on.

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 21:59
The format is exactly the same as everyone else. I think Conan is hilarious but like DF I just don't care to watch anymore. Even when I did watch I would only tune in to the first half hour before the boring guest would come on.
It's the same format but it is unlike any other show. The guests are something they have to do. Tonight there were amazing guests. When the guests are good it is great.

Dr. Doom
03-28-2012, 22:02
You probably can't yet, but I would suggest watching tonight's full episode on teamcoco.com. Dana Carvey was hilarious. The girl from The Big Bang Theory was pretty funny too.

Devilsfanatic
03-28-2012, 22:24
Dana Carvey + hilarious = does not compute.

Sorry, I know I sound like I'm shitting on all the things you like tonight and that's annoying. But him, I really, really don't like.

I love CoCo, but I just don't want to sit and watch that stuff at night.

devilzrule27
03-29-2012, 02:42
Speaking of his stand up tour that he did, you should watch Can't Stop. Pretty good doc about him.

And as far as those two guests are concerned, I'm with DF. Carvey hasn't been funny for 15 years, even then he was barely funny. And I don't care about anyone on any CBS comedy so thats a no go too.

devilzrule27
03-29-2012, 02:46
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/rosenwald-md/post/who-is-the-route-29-batman-this-guy/2012/03/28/gIQA8nPjgS_blog.html


If I were rich I would totally dress as batman and drive around in a Lamborghini.

ILikeItVeryMuch
03-29-2012, 04:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxs5Woss__k&feature=youtu.be

devilzrule27
03-29-2012, 04:58
I hate the people that report the news in this country. I also hate the people who run this country.

Lord Ned Stark
03-29-2012, 06:45
Dana Carvey + hilarious = does not compute.

Sorry, I know I sound like I'm shitting on all the things you like tonight and that's annoying. But him, I really, really don't like.

I love CoCo, but I just don't want to sit and watch that stuff at night.
im gonna need you to ban me. shits getting real real quick in school right now. ill tell jonny when to tell you to lift it. i did fucking horrible on orgo
and i need to suck it up right now

JimEIV
03-29-2012, 06:49
Waiting for the post office to open so I can pick up my bow!

Lord Ned Stark
03-29-2012, 06:50
Waiting for the post office to open so I can pick up my bow!

goodbye jim

JimEIV
03-29-2012, 06:53
Goodbye?

Dr. Doom
03-29-2012, 07:02
im gonna need you to ban me. shits getting real real quick in school right now. ill tell jonny when to tell you to lift it. i did fucking horrible on orgo
and i need to suck it up right now
you're going to need a full ban from the internets

Devilsfanatic
03-29-2012, 07:13
im gonna need you to ban me. shits getting real real quick in school right now. ill tell jonny when to tell you to lift it. i did fucking horrible on orgo
and i need to suck it up right now

You got it bud. Best of luck.

Dr. Doom
03-29-2012, 07:29
i hate being in class and having a song stuck in my head

Devilsfanatic
03-29-2012, 07:31
Don't forget to let me know when LNS wants back. Even if it's tomorrow, takes two seconds to lift it.

Dr. Doom
03-29-2012, 07:33
will do. like he said he'll let me know. it probably won't be until may if he said orgo is kicking his ***.

Devilsfanatic
03-29-2012, 07:37
I feel bad seeing that banned under a username lol. Makes me feel like a monster. With redarmynative I just deleted the five posts that were there lol.

JimEIV
03-29-2012, 08:14
I just received the most beautiful bow I’ve ever seen! This thing is just stunning.

Dr. Doom
03-29-2012, 08:36
It's snowing. You have to be fucking kidding me. It was in the 70's last week.

onefatsurfer
03-29-2012, 08:38
jim, where are the pics you promised?

Devilsfanatic
03-29-2012, 08:57
I just received the most beautiful blow

Is what I read at first :laugh:

Dr. Doom
03-29-2012, 09:15
onion rings >>> fries

JimEIV
03-29-2012, 09:43
jim, where are the pics you promised?

Im going to take them tonight. I just ran over to the post office to pick it up and didn't really have much time to play with it.

Dr. Doom
03-29-2012, 09:44
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/internet-memes-cereal-guy.png

JimEIV
03-29-2012, 09:44
The detail and wood work is amazing. I don't think pictures will even do it justice.

JimEIV
03-29-2012, 09:47
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/internet-memes-cereal-guy.png

My god! My grandmother looks better than that last photo. No joke

Dr. Doom
03-29-2012, 10:56
i ate BK right before racquetball today and i almost puked. the bright side is i beat the best person in the class today for our tournament, so i'm in the finals. she was not happy about losing :laugh: then i proceeded to lose 15-0 to my instructor. it wasn't even a fair game haha.

Dr. Doom
03-29-2012, 11:06
I just noticed I have a scar on my leg from the naked bikeride at the end of last semester.

selyar
03-29-2012, 11:25
finally got a confirmation mail from skip barber at lime rock. vonbonds, you get one?

onefatsurfer
03-29-2012, 11:36
http://www.stubhub.com/new-jersey-devils-tickets/devils-vs-lightning-3-29-2012-1123108/?ticket_id=446805823

jesus.

JimEIV
03-29-2012, 11:41
Photos will not do this bow justice.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/JimEIV/Blacktail%20Bow/P1010385.jpg

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/JimEIV/Blacktail%20Bow/P1010384.jpg

JimEIV
03-29-2012, 11:41
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/JimEIV/Blacktail%20Bow/P1010380.jpg

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/JimEIV/Blacktail%20Bow/P1010379.jpg

JimEIV
03-29-2012, 11:42
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/JimEIV/Blacktail%20Bow/P1000311.jpg

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/JimEIV/Blacktail%20Bow/P1010381.jpg

selyar
03-29-2012, 11:51
wow, jim, it's amazing.

selyar
03-29-2012, 11:54
http://www.stubhub.com/new-jersey-devils-tickets/devils-vs-lightning-3-29-2012-1123108/?ticket_id=446805823

jesus.

hey so who wants to come chill with us in this suite?

onefatsurfer
03-29-2012, 11:55
that is gorgeous, jim

JimEIV
03-29-2012, 12:17
Thanks. I'm feeling like I ripped the guy off in the trade.

Dr. Doom
03-29-2012, 12:17
I would totally do that suite if I was in nj tonight :(

selyar
03-29-2012, 12:47
Thanks. I'm feeling like I ripped the guy off in the trade.

you are the Lou of archery trades my good sir. :)

onefatsurfer
03-29-2012, 13:12
Just took a coworker out for a drive in the Miata. He's a horsepower/muscle car kinda guy. He was hanging on for dear life when I took the onramp/offramp of rt18. I kept it juuuuuuuuust before tire squeal, and he was like "jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus."

When we got out of the car, he just kinda stared at it with this look: :eek:

selyar
03-29-2012, 13:16
Just took a coworker out for a drive in the Miata. He's a horsepower/muscle car kinda guy. He was hanging on for dear life when I took the onramp/offramp of rt18. I kept it juuuuuuuuust before tire squeal, and he was like "jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus."

When we got out of the car, he just kinda stared at it with this look: :eek:

that look i give you every time we get out of the car? yeah. i know that look.

Dr. Doom
03-29-2012, 13:26
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15gvyw8511qkzig4o1_500.jpg
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15gvyw8511qkzig4o2_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId =AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1333139015&Signature=MwOClCKBdwDlwL3zZa%2FYQDAgJS0%3D

Dr. Doom
03-29-2012, 13:27
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0f11w1D9o1qc3wtqo1_500.png
Kevin Smith is a genius

Dr. Doom
03-29-2012, 13:39
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwlnhoOkau1r8yo2fo1_500.jpg

vonbonds
03-29-2012, 13:57
finally got a confirmation mail from skip barber at lime rock. vonbonds, you get one?

I absolutely did :). Now if my work schedule will accommodate we are in business!

ILikeItVeryMuch
03-29-2012, 13:57
Well, did he cum or what?

vonbonds
03-29-2012, 13:58
Photos will not do this bow justice.


You aren't kidding, that is a piece of artwork.

ILikeItVeryMuch
03-29-2012, 14:04
http://users.content.ytmnd.com/f/4/8/f48e420a99e9e009ede7057ef6f81d0c.gif

Dr. Doom
03-29-2012, 14:05
Well, did he cum or what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1AadzrK324

Dr. Doom
03-29-2012, 14:08
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5o8znTsE1qa0nn8o1_400.png

devilzrule27
03-29-2012, 14:23
hey DF do you still want to play Star Wars kinect? skip to 50 seconds...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1gldall2838#t=50s

devilzrule27
03-29-2012, 14:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xYmVE4fASCc

Devilsfanatic
03-29-2012, 14:32
hey DF do you still want to play Star Wars kinect? skip to 50 seconds...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1gldall2838#t=50s

HAHAHAHA. ****, YES! Now more than ever :laugh:

Dr. Doom
03-29-2012, 18:23
i missed most of the game tonight, but the good news is that my senior project semi works.

Dr. Doom
03-29-2012, 18:30
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/demotivational-posters-only-in-america.jpg
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/demotivational-posters-cake.jpg

JimEIV
03-29-2012, 20:31
I just got in. Looks like I missed a good one.

Devilsfanatic
03-29-2012, 20:48
My car tire blew out today. So I had to drive my parents minivan around :(

vonbonds
03-29-2012, 22:23
My car tire blew out today. So I had to drive my parents minivan around :(

Don't feel badly. I bought one with my own money! All gay **** aside it is an amazingly versatile vehicle for a family.

devilzrule27
03-29-2012, 22:32
Don't feel badly. I bought one with my own money! All gay **** aside it is an amazingly versatile vehicle for a family.

Not only that but they are extremely easy to drive. They ride smooth and quiet and provide a comfortable ride. Hampered style aside of course, haha.

selyar
03-30-2012, 03:49
Hello Friday

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n613/stephanieelyar/2012-03-30064509.jpg

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n613/stephanieelyar/2012-03-30063903.jpg

JimEIV
03-30-2012, 06:56
pretty picture. Makes me want to cast in the surf.

selyar
03-30-2012, 07:03
i raced home from the airport after dropping off ofs to catch the sunrise at the beach.

i made it. just barely.

Dr. Doom
03-30-2012, 07:04
i need to go to the beach. i haven't been to the beach in almost 2 years :(

Devilsfanatic
03-30-2012, 07:05
But Zimmerman’s past brushes with the law were arguably more serious. He was charged in 2005 with resisting arrest with violence and battery of a law enforcement officer, and his ex-fiancée also successfully filed for a domestic violence restraining order against him.

Neighbours have also complained that he had a habit of targeting young black boys in his neighbourhood watch duties.

ROFL and he's out, scot-free. :laugh:

selyar
03-30-2012, 07:06
i need to go to the beach. i haven't been to the beach in almost 2 years :(

lies. you were at the beach over break when you picked up cupcakes. not my fault you didn't actually hit the sand a few blocks away

Dr. Doom
03-30-2012, 07:12
lies. you were at the beach over break when you picked up cupcakes. not my fault you didn't actually hit the sand a few blocks away
it was december. not the same in my mind. last summer was the first summer in my entire life that i didn't go to the beach.

JimEIV
03-30-2012, 07:14
Jaun Epstein shoots Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington on the next episode of Welcome Back Kotter.

Devilsfanatic
03-30-2012, 07:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH4BJ9B1lrw

I wonder if any of these work?

VaxjoDevil
03-30-2012, 07:27
I got home yesterday, went to skate in the evening and just woke up after sleeping 11 hours straight.

Dr. Doom
03-30-2012, 07:27
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So, all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and de-board. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Devilsfanatic
03-30-2012, 07:29
Well, did he cum or what?!

Dr. Doom
03-30-2012, 07:31
Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

Devilsfanatic
03-30-2012, 07:35
I remember complaining that Anchorman 2 had too big a gap between films. Well, here's an even bigger doozy. Universal is doing a movie called Triplets, which is a sequel to Twins. It will star Schwarzenegger and De Vito as the genetically engineered brothers and they find out they have another one, who will be Eddie Murphy. Twins released in 1988, this will be 2013, or 2014. :laugh:

selyar
03-30-2012, 07:41
off to hockey practice.

i feel like a little kid. "but moooooom i don't wanna go to practice" i'm so tired from waking up before the crack of dawn to take rob to the airport.

now i have to drive all the way back to newark. lol

peace out kiddos.

Dr. Doom
03-30-2012, 07:42
I want to memorize that whole quote and randomly use it at the bar on a girl. If she knows what it's from I'll marry her.

Also, last night at the bar this really hot girl that I talked to a little bit earlier in the semester just comes up to me and says hi and remembered my name and everything. I was almost in shock. It isn't every day that a drop dead gorgeous girl remembers who I am after I haven't talked to them in probably almost 2 months. I also saw one of the twins that I know last night and talked to her a little. I can't tell if she's into me at all. She left without me noticing last night. I need to think quicker because she mentioned how she only sees me when we're at the bar and I should have asked her if she wanted to meet up for coffee sometime and catch up.

Dr. Doom
03-30-2012, 07:44
off to hockey practice.

i feel like a little kid. "but moooooom i don't wanna go to practice" i'm so tired from waking up before the crack of dawn to take rob to the airport.

now i have to drive all the way back to newark. lol

peace out kiddos.
stupid question but why didn't you just stay in the area?

krinkle was trying to get rid of his tickets for the practice. i wish i knew about the suite and the practice. i would have tried to gotten home last night. that reminds me that i should probably start packing and load everything into the car and start driving.

VaxjoDevil
03-30-2012, 07:44
Seylar, you play hockey? Cool.

Yesterday on the flight back home, I got onto the plane, found my seat and sat down. Just when I kicked off my shoes and made myself comfortable, a man comes and says he has the same seat. Oh. We go to the flight attendant, who looks at my boarding pass and says "Sir, you are going to New York, this flight is to Washington D.C.".

Devilsfanatic
03-30-2012, 07:45
I want to memorize that whole quote and randomly use it at the bar on a girl. If she knows what it's from I'll marry her.


I have that sorta thing too. I ask "want to come home with me?" and if they say "don't you work at lady footlocker?" they're the one I marry.

selyar
03-30-2012, 07:47
stupid question but why didn't you just stay in the area?

krinkle was trying to get rid of his tickets for the practice. i wish i knew about the suite and the practice. i would have tried to gotten home last night. that reminds me that i should probably start packing and load everything into the car and start driving.

because i dropped him off at 6am and the practice is at noon?


Seylar, you play hockey? Cool.

Yesterday on the flight back home, I got onto the plane, found my seat and sat down. Just when I kicked off my shoes and made myself comfortable, a man comes and says he has the same seat. Oh. We go to the flight attendant, who looks at my boarding pass and says "Sir, you are going to New York, this flight is to Washington D.C.".

i used to play field hockey, but today is the devils open practice, not real hockey practice.

Devilsfanatic
03-30-2012, 07:48
Seylar, you play hockey? Cool.

Yesterday on the flight back home, I got onto the plane, found my seat and sat down. Just when I kicked off my shoes and made myself comfortable, a man comes and says he has the same seat. Oh. We go to the flight attendant, who looks at my boarding pass and says "Sir, you are going to New York, this flight is to Washington D.C.".

How'd you even get on in the first place?!?!?! Seems like a breach of security, terrorist.

Dr. Doom
03-30-2012, 07:49
because i dropped him off at 6am and the practice is at noon?



i used to play field hockey, but today is the devils open practice, not real hockey practice.
grab some breakfast somewhere, go to the mall, etc.

save yourself about 2 hours of driving. maybe not 2 hours of driving, but definitely some time.

VaxjoDevil
03-30-2012, 07:53
How'd you even get on in the first place?!?!?! Seems like a breach of security, terrorist.

It was in Copenhagen. They are all pot-smoking terrorists there.

onefatsurfer
03-30-2012, 07:54
meh. mall isn't open that early and i wanted to see my sunrise.

oops switched computers to print my ticket and he was logged in.

whatever.

i'm outta here!

VaxjoDevil
03-30-2012, 07:59
When I was a little kid, I was having a conversation with my dad, and I asked why a friend didn't have nice stuff or something. And my dad answered that they probably couldn't afford it. OK, so I ask how come we can afford it. Because I make enough money for it, dad says. More than a cleaning lady? Yes, about six times more than a cleaning lady. That's not fair, I said. Yes it is. But when I get sick, the ambulance doesn't come six times faster for me than for the cleaning lady. That conversation probably influenced me more politically than any politician ever did. End of pompous talk about self.

Devilsfanatic
03-30-2012, 08:02
Everything you say is pompous talk about yourself.

VaxjoDevil
03-30-2012, 08:07
I know. Just being myself.

Dr. Doom
03-30-2012, 08:07
I can't believe I didn't mention this yet. So last night at the bar I'm standing there talking to my friend and this girl. This girl introduces us to her roommate. So time goes by and I don't know how this comes up but the roommate says "i'm on my period but i want to have sex tonight". All I could think of was "wow that girl is classy" haha.

VaxjoDevil
03-30-2012, 08:08
This piece is 55 minutes long, and complete awesomeness. I listened to it three times during the flight. Took three hours off that boring flight.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGZDL8BYotU

Devilsfanatic
03-30-2012, 08:09
I can't believe I didn't mention this yet. So last night at the bar I'm standing there talking to my friend and this girl. This girl introduces us to her roommate. So time goes by and I don't know how this comes up but the roommate says "i'm on my period but i want to have sex tonight". All I could think of was "wow that girl is classy" haha.

Was she at least good looking?

VaxjoDevil
03-30-2012, 08:14
I don't see any problem with her saying that. What are you guys, choir boys that wanna marry virgins?

Dr. Doom
03-30-2012, 08:14
Was she at least good looking?
Not really. I'd say about a 6. She also said some other annoying stuff. She was saying how she is popular and knows everyone in the bar and knows the bartenders.

Devilsfanatic
03-30-2012, 08:16
I don't see any problem with her saying that. What are you guys, choir boys that wanna marry virgins?

I am promised 72, so I keep myself chaste for them. You talk respect to me, white American man with Swedish background.

VaxjoDevil
03-30-2012, 08:18
Not really. I'd say about a 6. She also said some other annoying stuff. She was saying how she is popular and knows everyone in the bar and knows the bartenders.

She's just challenging you guys to talk tough back, so she can have sex with you.

Dr. Doom
03-30-2012, 08:21
She's just challenging you guys to talk tough back, so she can have sex with you.
I value my ***** and she looked like dangerous waters.

As lame as it sounds personality is a big thing for me. If I can't stand there and talk to you for a minute because you are so annoying then I don't really feel like putting in the necessary work for things to happen.

Dr. Doom
03-30-2012, 08:25
i know i'm going to forget to bring something home with me. i almost forgot that i had to bring my suit.

Devilsfanatic
03-30-2012, 08:25
Personality is #1 for me.

VaxjoDevil
03-30-2012, 08:28
Personality is #1 for me.

Is that why everyone is putting up pictures here salivating over famous pretty girls they never met?

Devilsfanatic
03-30-2012, 08:35
Is that why everyone is putting up pictures here salivating over famous pretty girls they never met?

I didn't say I'd marry any of them.....just that they're hot. Notice how I don't post pictures of Kardashian or Hilton? Because I know they're **** personalities, you can tell. Emma Watson on the other hand, probably a sweet girl.

Dr. Doom
03-30-2012, 08:51
I could elaborate, but I'm going to be driving for the next 5 hours. Selyar, ofs, and vonbonds already hate that I use my phone while drive so I'm trying to be bbetter.

VaxjoDevil
03-30-2012, 09:03
I didn't say I'd marry any of them.....just that they're hot. Notice how I don't post pictures of Kardashian or Hilton? Because I know they're **** personalities, you can tell. Emma Watson on the other hand, probably a sweet girl.

Everything I have seen with Paris Hilton she has displayed a pretty nice personality.

Devilsfanatic
03-30-2012, 09:03
Everything I have seen with Paris Hilton she has displayed a pretty nice personality.

I don't see it, but maybe. At least she has the wherewithal to poke fun at herself. The Kardashians however......blech.

vonbonds
03-30-2012, 09:22
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So, all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and de-board. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

That is totally fucked up. I would be doubly pissed knowing I am going to die and I will be found compressed into an inch with cum all over me.

And now for something completely different, a man with three buttocks..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqosS6DBwhA

Clarkson Falls Down
03-30-2012, 09:25
I would have brought that girl back. If I'm lookin for a relationship I look for personality. If I want a good story and a fun night, **** it let's go

Devilsfanatic
03-30-2012, 09:26
It's from a movie, vonbonds

selyar
03-30-2012, 09:29
I love watching marty and clarkson jab at eachother. Lol

selyar
03-30-2012, 09:46
Lol cam scored on marty in a shootout

JimEIV
03-30-2012, 10:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETRd436XpRE

JimEIV
03-30-2012, 12:07
I think tonight might be a few beers in New Brunswick night.

VaxjoDevil
03-30-2012, 12:11
I'm going to open hockey tonight. I watched some of a playoff game last night in the adult league I'm entering end of April, and it was fucking fast. My wife said I looked a bit pale watching it.

Devilsfanatic
03-30-2012, 13:32
Best version of Bohemian Rhapsody of all time:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fqymcJRSbxI#!

Dr. Doom
03-30-2012, 14:46
in nj for the 3rd time in march.

Devilsfanatic
03-30-2012, 15:05
Coroner says Trayvon Martin showed no signs of any kind of damage to the hands which would be present if he kicked Zimmerman's ***.

So, I guess the coroner, the video, the doctors and one of the lead detectives are all lying. Zimmerman has to know someone to get away with this.

Dr. Doom
03-30-2012, 15:15
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly1v32T7Vb1qaoq6yo2_500.gif

selyar
03-30-2012, 16:31
stale cupcakes aren't as good.

selyar
03-30-2012, 16:31
in nj for the 3rd time in march.

welcome back.

VaxjoDevil
03-30-2012, 16:51
Coroner says Trayvon Martin showed no signs of any kind of damage to the hands which would be present if he kicked Zimmerman's ***.

So, I guess the coroner, the video, the doctors and one of the lead detectives are all lying. Zimmerman has to know someone to get away with this.

Heads need to roll for this. You can't have a Police force with the integrity of a third world country.

selyar
03-30-2012, 17:10
http://www.howsweeteats.com/2012/03/chocolate-chip-cookie-dough-peanut-butter-cups/

holy. ****.

JimEIV
03-30-2012, 17:29
Heads need to roll for this. You can't have a Police force with the integrity of a third world country.

Wouldn't it make more sense to wait unit the real testimony comes out?

Duke Lacrosse twanna brawley mother fuckers?

Devilsfanatic
03-30-2012, 17:33
Wouldn't it make more sense to wait unit the real testimony comes out?

Duke Lacrosse twanna brawley mother fuckers?

Well, I'm going to believe the numerous people that are debunking Zimmerman's claims. Just look at his rap sheet combined with the statements made by the coroner, the cam footage and the lead investigator. All points to Zimmerman using excessive force. The fact he's allowed to just walk around freely is truly troubling.

vonbonds
03-30-2012, 17:33
http://www.howsweeteats.com/2012/03/chocolate-chip-cookie-dough-peanut-butter-cups/

holy. ****.

When you and OFS settle down send me your address. My family is going to move across the street from you two. I can BBQ and you can make desserts!