OT: The Drunks Thread

[Jersey Man]

Hello drunk thread. How I have missed. Don't worry in a Few days I'll be here.

[devilzrule27]

LOL, **** those aren't coming here. Start a trade Parise thread? Banned.

you're tempting me

[JimEIV]

Bourbon is good.

[Devilsfanatic]

you're tempting me

But if I ban you, then I'm no better than......this is a no win situation for me. I'll have to start drinking now. Never have before.

[Lord Ned Stark]

So there was this girl I met on ok Cupid a while back n we stopped talking and I apologized saying I've been busy n what not. Now were sexting. **** I love redheads

[Devilsfanatic]

That **** don't work for me.

[Lord Ned Stark]

i sat in gum

[brit]

I started the drunks threads on HF. Just sayin'.

[Dr. Doom]

I'll be drunk tonight. If I am able to operate my computer at the end of the night I'll stop by.

[Vinnie]

Had a few too many last night and thought it would be a good idea to hop a fence and take a shortcut. Didn't even come close to clearing it and managed to break my Zune. **** me.