Might have to call up Jay Leach
Hey Lou, I signed off for a jersey retirement, why is there equipment here?
I noticed you have Tallinder, Greene and Volchenkov injured and Urbom is scratched, that leaves you with only five defenseman?
Did you call up Leach?
Well, then who?
Maybe you should have read your contract better, you dirty hippie! Now get out there and bust your ***!