Torts is such a vagine

Torts is a little *****. Our 4th liners aren't going to grab your 1st liners and start punching them in the face. Are you fucking serious with that excuse? Then you say that you weren't trying to do the same thing when you start your 4th line as well and then have a d-man take the faceoff. BULLSHIT! The Rangers are too big of pussies to take equal credit for what happened.
aka Tedenby21
Tom Gulitti @TGfireandice
I was in the visiting locker room after Monday night's game until almost every player was gone. Saw no evidence of damage anywhere.
I can't believe anything happened. Lou would kick that player's *** big time for something like that, and they know it.
I asked the Swedish beat writer I know, and he said it sounds like bullshit. He was there like TG until everybody left and he said it was completely normal and the players were behaving very cordially, as they always do.
http://translate.google.com/translat...26prmd%3Dimvns
Translation is funny at times, but still pretty readable. "Cake" is TortorellaHe calls him Tårtan, which means cake.
"Stu Bickel is a little smårolig when standing, fingering a scab, and finds that he is one hundred percent in his career as faceoffs ..."