I'd love for them all to be right and find out the Bible was literal, but not as they thought, when Jesus and friends come back and fry them with lasers and enslave their children and rape their dogs.
The funniest thing to me in the bible is noah's ark. I mean, COME ON. Two of every species?
King Solomon had 700 wives. Not even Gingrich can match that.
Also about the Ark, some dad was banging his kid if they were to repopulate after the "flood". Im not a bible expert but that has to be a sin or something, right? I mean banging an adult dude is a sin, i think, so certainly banging your kid has to be too.
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