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  1. #111
    Quote Originally Posted by VaxjoDevil View Post
    King Solomon had 700 wives. Not even Gingrich can match that.
    give him another 10 years.
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  2. #112
    Quote Originally Posted by devilzrule27 View Post
    I feel out of place because I don't own a gun, and a bible, down here.

    Also about the Ark, some dad was banging his kid if they were to repopulate after the "flood". Im not a bible expert but that has to be a sin or something, right? I mean banging an adult dude is a sin, i think, so certainly banging your kid has to be too.
    There's quite a bit of incest in the Bible.

  3. #113
    Quote Originally Posted by VaxjoDevil View Post
    King Solomon had 700 wives. Not even Gingrich can match that.
    Yet.

  4. #114
    My favorite atheist is Ricky Gervais, he's such a **** about it. Even on Twitter, he instigates the religious types. He should be president of Earth. My mother believes in God, so does my grandparents, but I'm like, very skeptical of the whole thing. Man, I love discussing religion and politics. HF won't allow any of this stuff.

  5. #115
    Quote Originally Posted by guyincognito View Post
    There's quite a bit of incest in the Bible.
    I never read it. Thats quite alarming.
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  6. #116
    aka Tedenby21

  7. #117
    Quote Originally Posted by devilzrule27 View Post
    I never read it. Thats quite alarming.
    Well, I mean, the base story of the Bible is god creating two people, a man and a woman, in his own image. And then he tells them to go out and ****. I think it was just sort of an acceptable taboo back then. I mean, let's not even get started on the Greeks. Jerry Sandusky would have been a great, great man back then.

  8. #118
    Yeah, I've never read the bible either. Don't care to, although it would be an amazing piece of fiction to go through.

    I like this pick up line:

    you remind me of my right toe.

    Why?

    Because when I go home drunk tonight, I'm going to bang you on the kitchen table.

  9. #119
    Quote Originally Posted by Devilsfanatic View Post
    Yeah, I've never read the bible either. Don't care to, although it would be an amazing piece of fiction to go through.

    I like this pick up line:

    you remind me of my right toe.

    Why?

    Because when I go home drunk tonight, I'm going to bang you on the kitchen table.
    I could see that probably working on a fat chick at a bar.
    Follow my twitters and I'll follow your twitters and we can twitters together all the time!

  10. #120
    i dont intend on ever reading the bible.. dont want to make myself more stupid than i already am

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