The Party & Bullshit thread 3 - HFProblems

[devilzrule27]

King Solomon had 700 wives. Not even Gingrich can match that.

give him another 10 years.

[guyincognito]

I feel out of place because I don't own a gun, and a bible, down here.

Also about the Ark, some dad was banging his kid if they were to repopulate after the "flood". Im not a bible expert but that has to be a sin or something, right? I mean banging an adult dude is a sin, i think, so certainly banging your kid has to be too.

There's quite a bit of incest in the Bible.

[Vinnie]

King Solomon had 700 wives. Not even Gingrich can match that.

Yet.

[Devilsfanatic]

My favorite atheist is Ricky Gervais, he's such a **** about it. Even on Twitter, he instigates the religious types. He should be president of Earth. My mother believes in God, so does my grandparents, but I'm like, very skeptical of the whole thing. Man, I love discussing religion and politics. HF won't allow any of this stuff.

[devilzrule27]

There's quite a bit of incest in the Bible.

I never read it. Thats quite alarming.

[Dr. Doom]

[guyincognito]

I never read it. Thats quite alarming.

Well, I mean, the base story of the Bible is god creating two people, a man and a woman, in his own image. And then he tells them to go out and ****. I think it was just sort of an acceptable taboo back then. I mean, let's not even get started on the Greeks. Jerry Sandusky would have been a great, great man back then.

[Devilsfanatic]

Yeah, I've never read the bible either. Don't care to, although it would be an amazing piece of fiction to go through.

I like this pick up line:

you remind me of my right toe.

Why?

Because when I go home drunk tonight, I'm going to bang you on the kitchen table.

[devilzrule27]

Yeah, I've never read the bible either. Don't care to, although it would be an amazing piece of fiction to go through.

I like this pick up line:

you remind me of my right toe.

Why?

Because when I go home drunk tonight, I'm going to bang you on the kitchen table.

I could see that probably working on a fat chick at a bar.

[Lord Ned Stark]

i dont intend on ever reading the bible.. dont want to make myself more stupid than i already am