Honey mustard or Franks red hot

Honey mustard or Franks red hot
I came in peace.
alright i made some honey mustard
i put some franks in it.
II have to go to a Game of Thrones party. How freakin ghey.
I downloaded that movie, watched one movie then threw it away. What a load of ****.
My wife just pointed out that about 1/3 of our friends are gay and I shouldn't say things like that. Everything I say is somehow inappropriate?
She is right, though. I have used that word in a derogatory way before I realized a gay guy was among us, and he looked pretty sad. I felt like crap.
I just got the sweetest email from this old man I fished with in Mexico. He told me I was the son he never had. It touched me so much. He invited me to come to his house and spend some time fishing. What a beautiful soul.