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  1. #531
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Doom View Post
    Dishes time

    I need a woman.
    No you need a dishwasher

    Lol getzo

  2. #532
    Quote Originally Posted by vonbonds View Post
    He is marrying well, you are taking this like a champ. Good for both of you!
    I can't help it. I love the bugger

  3. #533
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Doom View Post
    Dishes time

    I need a woman.
    Quote Originally Posted by Getzo5 View Post
    Or a dishwasher.
    Quote Originally Posted by selyar View Post
    No you need a dishwasher

    Lol getzo
    Technically you are all correct. My wife puts the dishes into the dishwasher. That is how the process works!
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

  4. #534
    I try to have him load the dishwasher but he does it wrong. He doesn't understand how to maximize the load. Sigh. Men.

  5. #535
    Quote Originally Posted by Getzo5 View Post
    Or a dishwasher.
    Aren't they the same thing?
    aka Tedenby21

  6. #536
    Quote Originally Posted by selyar View Post
    I try to have him load the dishwasher but he does it wrong. He doesn't understand how to maximize the load. Sigh. Men.
    My wife and I have divided our roles like husband and wives did it back in the 1950's. I swear we didn't try to do it this way but she gets mad when I load the dishwasher wrong, put food in the wrong place in the pantry or leave our toaster oven on for 2 hours like I did yesterday (I hate that thing!). She terrifies me with anything that requires oil and gas or tools that can remove limbs.

    So we are where we are out of necessity..LOL
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

  7. #537
    He's also really bad at estimating what container to put leftovers in

  8. #538
    Quote Originally Posted by selyar View Post
    He's also really bad at estimating what container to put leftovers in
    I know OFS all too well. When he gets home tonight tell him to hug his monitor, internet hug time for us!
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

  9. #539
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Doom View Post
    Aren't they the same thing?
    You won't get far at SWE events with that attitude. I thought you said you infiltrated the secret location of all the women....?? Last time you get an invite.

  10. #540
    Quote Originally Posted by selyar View Post
    You won't get far at SWE events with that attitude. I thought you said you infiltrated the secret location of all the women....?? Last time you get an invite.
    Ummmm...he might have been talking about something else......
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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