Exclusive Leak: Zach Parise and Ryan Suterís Text Messages

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    Wink Exclusive Leak: Zach Parise and Ryan Suterís Text Messages

    Surprise, surprise: Zach Parise and Ryan Suter were texting the night before their Independence Day decision to join the Minnesota Wild together. Does that make the twosome the LeBron James/Dwayne Wade of the NHL? You be the judge ó Overtime has received an exclusive transcript of the teammatesí text messages.

    SUTER: bro.

    SUTER: bro,,

    SUTER: bro u there?

    PARISE: Sorry. I was shopping online for a small island nation.

    SUTER: word. where are we signing?

    PARISE: Letís just go down the list: Calgary

    SUTER: #jayfeaster lol

    PARISE: Dale Tallon has offered us a Brian Campbell special to sign in Florida. Adjusted for the new cap, thatíll be the biggest offer.

    SUTER: name 1 panther


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    Meh. I didn't actually find this very funny. All old, overused jokes.

    Well, the Jay Feaster one was funny.. but that's it.

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