Dear Greg:

We have a small favor to ask. Please say something. Anything.

Grant an interview with national or local media. Sing "No, Canada" at a Diamondbacks game. Ink your name to one of those bland, non-specific, NHL-issued statements. Tweet an update. Stick a Post-It on Don Maloney's door.

Don: It's all good.
My name on your check,
starting in Sept.

All the rest is right here